15. 185815 - Slice of Life II (第1季)【完整台词】

- Give it back.

- No way.

- Give it back.

- No way.

Look out, Mom, she's a wild woman.

Okay, stop it.

Both of you.

Now, what did I tell you about disturbing your father this weekend? Well, in a nutshell, you told us not to.

And if you did? You'd hang us by our thumbs in the basement.

That's right.

Now, get me the rope.

Dad, I'm confident when you hear my story I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

Dad, I tried to tell Ben to be quiet, but did he listen? No, he persisted I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

How's the paper coming, honey? I agree completely, but don't worry, you'll get it done.

Now, how do you want your eggs? I'm sorry, I think we're out of Tabasco.

I'll find some.

I'll find some.

Here, take this.

This'll get you started, and I'll bring the rest out in a minute.

Mom, did you just wax this floor? Because I picked up an incredible amount of speed I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

Here.

Now, Jason, go back to work.

I'll take care of it.

- Mom, it was an accident, I swear.

- Mike, this is your last warning.

If we catch you skateboarding in the house again you'll lose your phone privileges, your stereo and your allowance for two months.

Mom.

Okay.

- Oh, hi, Richie.

- Hi, Mrs.

Seaver.

Oh, no.

Richie, didn't you collect for the paper yesterday? Oh, this isn't a professional visit, Mrs.

Seaver.

I'm here Richie, I told you to meet me at the library.

Well, I just thought, I mean, in light of our new relationship and all that we could work here.

Relationship? What are you guys now, like boyfriend and girlfriend? Kind of going steady? Didn't she tell you? Carol and I are married.

- What? - It's a social studies project.

Yeah, we have to work out a budget for a married couple.

A simulated married couple.

Come on, guys, I can feel the love in this room.

So, what brought you two kids together, anyway? Destiny.

And the fact that I paid off all the other guys in class so they wouldn't pick you.

What? Richie, you bought me? Yeah.

I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.

That's it.

I am not doing this project with you.

Now, out! If we don't turn the paper in Monday, we get an F.

I can see the headlines now: "Carol Seaver gets an F.

Nation in shock.

"President to fly back from Santa Barbara.

" Mike.

Come on, Richie, let's get this over with.

Ready when you are, dear.

- Isn't that cute - Not another word.

Hey.

Thanks, honey.

Just set it on the desk there, please.

Okay, sure.

Listen, Jason.

Why don't you take a break? - We could have a little chat.

- I can't, honey.

I've really got to get this done.

Oh.

But how about a short break, and then we could talk Maggie, no, I've really got to finish up here.

- But don't you think a little conversation - Maggie.

- What do you want to talk about? - Who? Me? - Oh, nothing.

- Okay.

Gosh, look at this picture of the kids.

Mike must have been about eight years old.

Wasn't he a cutie-pie? I believe the word his second grade teacher used was "devil boy.

" Oh, come on, he sent her a card in the hospital.

Yeah.

Oh, and look at Carol.

She was always such a quick learner.

Yeah.

That's why she's got alphabet soup up her nose.

Yeah, little Ben.

He was always such a happy baby.

Yeah.

I remember the way he used to laugh every time he'd fill a diaper.

Yeah.

You know, I was over at Ellen Harper's the other day and I saw Jessica take her first steps.

It was so exciting.

I would think so.

The girl's 17.

- You're thinking of Marjorie.

- Marjorie, yeah.

Anyway, Jason, you should've seen it.

Jessica stood up on her chubby little legs and took three chubby little steps and then fell on her chubby little face.

Jason, do you ever think about having another child? Oh, yes, I do, Maggie.

Sometimes I even dream about it.

- You do? - And then I wake up screaming.

Maggie, I know what you're going through.

- You do? - Yes.

It's a syndrome and it's very common among women your age who suddenly feel the urge to have one more baby.

Well, what's wrong with that? Well, nothing, except you've just gone back to work and we'd have to add a room onto the house.