16. 185817 - The Seavers vs. the Cleavers (第1季)【完整台词】

It's 8:30, guys.

The 8:00 bus will be here in 10 minutes.

And I still gotta get ready.

Ben.

School.

Forgot to give you guys this.

It's a letter from the Parents Association.

Lxnay on the etterlay, Carol.

- I'll take it.

- Let me see that.

"Dear fellow parents, our program of weekly dances is in jeopardy "owing to the fact that many of you have not fulfilled "your parental responsibilities and made yourselves available for chaperoning.

"You know who you are and, more importantly, we know who you are.

"Sincerely, Mrs.

Adolf Hitler.

" "June Hinckley, President of the Parents Association.

" Nice tone.

Now, come on now, busy people like you guys have far better things to do than to hang around a smelly gym.

- Embarrassing Mike.

- Yeah.

I mean, no.

Embarrass? That was her word, not my word, Mom.

I don't care if they chaperone dances.

Bye.

That's 'cause you've never been to one.

Mike, did you get one of these letters? Yeah, sure.

Well? Where is it? Come on, Mom.

Give me some kind of credit here.

Look, I'm not gonna bother you guys with a stupid letter like that.

Look, I try to screen these things for you guys.

You know, you know, cut down on the junk mail protect your valuable time.

It's stuck to the ceiling in the boys' john.

- Ben, the bus.

- Use it or lose it.

Come on, Ben, I think you're spending far too much time studying and not nearly enough horsing around.

Hey! I'm kidding.

Ben knows when the old dad is kidding.

Right, Ben? Aye, milord.

"Aye, milord"? It's from Robin Hood.

That's the school play this year.

You mean you weren't calling me "milord" as a measure of respect? That's funny, Dad.

See, he does know when his old dad's kidding.

This year I'm going to get a part.

Well, let's hope, but I remember last year's auditions, how heartbroken you were.

Come on, Dad.

I was just a kid.

Oh, I see.

So this year as the only adult in the third grade you ought to have a big edge.

That's how I figure it.

Now good luck.

Bye, honey.

Break a leg! What? Figure of speech.

Jason when you were Mike's age would you have been afraid or embarrassed to have your parents chaperone? Oh, sure.

I went through that stage.

My dad volunteered to chaperone one of our class trips.

I begged him not to.

I said, "Dad, but I'm not going to do anything.

" He said, "Well, that's fine.

Then you can not do it with me there.

" Hey, looking good, Dad.

Vicious ensemble, Mom.

- You both have a nice day, now, you hear? - Halt! Mom, I might miss that darn bus.

Open the coat.

Is this cool or what? Mike, do you really think you've dressed appropriately for school? Heck, no.

Why would I want to do that? - Change now.

- Dad? Mike.

Now, Mike, if you think that this conveys the proper image, not just for yourself, but for the family you represent then, by all means, go ahead and wear a rubber fowl on your stomach.

See you.

Jason.

I don't know why that works, but it's really starting to burn me up.

You know, you shouldn't judge the school by the first day.

And you have to overlook all the average people.

It is a public school.

Well, I'm used to that, Carol.

You'd be surprised how many average people there are in Los Angeles.

My old science teacher wouldn't even let me build a small model of a thermonuclear device for a science project.

- Fission or fusion? - Oh, fusion, of course.

Of course.

I plan to fit in at this school.

I've already joined the dance decoration committee.

Oh? Will you be at the dance then tomorrow night? Sure.

Will you be dancing? I haven't made up my mind yet.

I might just observe.

Hi, Mike.

Hey, skunk-breath.

Brother.

Mike, is that you? What'd I do? Nothing.

What do you think? - It's you, Dad.

- Yeah.

That's what all the patients said.

Dad, Dad! Wait till you Up here, Ben.

Dad, I got a part! I got cast! Hey, all right! Good for you! What'd you get? One of Robin's merry men? Nope.

- Friar Tuck? - Nope.

Better.

- Not Robin? - No, better.

- What? - A rock.

A rock? An English rock.

Well, I hope the hours required rehearsing this part won't interfere with your studies.

That's the best part.

I can be in the play go to all the parties and all I have to do is lay there.

My son, the rock.