19. 185818 - The Anniversary That Never Was (第1季)【完整台词】

All right, so who needs eggs, anyway? Mike, it's breakfast.

Mom and Dad need all the protein they can get.

You're just making me nervous.

I'll try again.

Hey, why not? The 12th time's a charm.

Even garbage disposals have limits, Carol.

I got no more room on the tray, anyway.

Yeah, Mom and Dad are gonna scarf this stuff up.

- All right, we got oaties? - Check.

- Peanut butter toast? - Check.

- Space bars? - Check.

- Champagne? - Check.

Stomach pump? Oh, sure, sure.

Go ahead and criticize, Carol.

But where were you when Ben and I were planning this breakfast? - Putting on my face.

- You missed.

Okay.

We're gonna open the door and tiptoe in without making a sound.

No.

We'll scream and surprise them.

That could do serious harm to people their age.

So? You tiptoe, and I'll scream.

- Ben.

- I like to scream.

How lucky for you.

Hey, come on, quiet down.

You're gonna wake them up.

Do I have to do all the thinking? Just wait till I grow bigger.

You're not going to grow bigger, Ben.

Mom and Dad were crying about it the other night.

All right.

You guys ready? Happy anniversary! - Mom? - Dad? - This is very strange.

- It's 7:00 in the morning.

Saturday morning.

Where could they be? Well, maybe they finally had enough of us and moved.

You know, this is exactly like that Twilight Zone I saw.

There was these parents who everybody thought was just a little strange.

And then, one dark night their kids followed them into this creepy forest where they saw them get into this weird-Iooking flying saucer.

And that's when they found out that their parents were these aliens from outer space.

Hi, guys.

Happy anniversary? You guys ready this time? Just a second, Mike.

- Jason? - Come on, these trays are heavy.

Jason, come on.

Okay.

Ready! Happy anniversary.

What a surprise! Yeah, wait till you see the kitchen.

There's garbage Now for the rest of the surprise.

We wanted to give you something that reflects our love for you and the deep bond that holds this family together.

- So - We're leaving town.

Just for the day, so you can spend it alone without any of us in your hair.

Now, don't give us any arguments.

Oh, please don't go.

Oh, that's so sweet.

It really is, but your mom and I have a very busy day ahead.

We really planned on celebrating tonight.

Grandma's here.

She is? Yeah, Grandma's taking us to Manhattan for the matinee of La Cage Aux Folles.

Yeah, if there's one show you gotta see this season, this is the one.

Hi, Mom! - Oh, guys, what a lovely surprise.

- It's the best.

But I've got a patient to see, your mom has that story to research.

We probably won't even have any time to spend alone.

So there's really no reason for you to endanger your lives in Grandma's car.

You guys can use the gift or not.

That's up to you.

But I'm not going to miss my chance to see 24 of the hottest looking babes in the Big Apple.

I'm with Mike.

I have no idea why.

Mike, about these "hot babes" in the Cage Aux Folles Dad I already told Mike everything he needs to know about the show.

Everything.

Got it? Well, Mike, I hope someone has told you Mike, don't forget your binoculars.

Is this a great sis, or what? Carol, you do know that these hot babes are really guys? Yeah, I do, but You know, Jason, we could actually spend the day together.

Yeah.

Too bad I've got a mountain of paperwork to do today.

I know, and I have a hair appointment and several hours of research on the story I'm doing, but I could put those off till tomorrow.

But Saturday is my day to update the files.

And I do have that patient to see.

Oh, you're right.

I guess I just got distracted by the thought of a long, lazy relaxing day together, with no interruptions.

Besides what would we do all day? Oh, I don't know.

We could always grout the bathtub.

Well, I'll cancel my appointments if you cancel yours.

The plumbing.

The plumber's supposed to come by today to fix the garbage disposal.

You had me worried there.

Honey, we have to go.

That lunch reservation is for noon.

Honey, what are you doing? The cleaning woman's coming.

I can't let her see this mess.

Sooner or later, she's bound to find out we're slobs, Maggie.

Come on.

For now, we have a reservation for lunch.

Rockaway Beach.

Watching the waves caress the shore sipping champagne from silver goblets, and toasting the woman I was lucky enough to find smart enough to marry, and handsome enough to keep.

Oh, Jason, you can be such a romantic sometimes.

Hold that thought.

Hi.

I'm Buzz, the plumber.

You got a bum garbage disposal? Gee, we cancelled that appointment.

Didn't they call you in the truck? They won't let me have a radio in my truck.