Don't be a jerk, all right, Boner? I'm telling you, Seaver, it's weird.
Look, it's not weird, okay? Just because you're too big a jerk to do anything with your father doesn't mean there's anything weird or un-cool about it.
You guys breathe a word of this to anybody and you're dead meat.
You can't start a fire You can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire One fascinating aspect of tonight's crowd is its broad age range and if I'm not mistaken evidence of this cross-generational appeal is right here.
Excuse me, young man.
Did you attend this evening's concert with your father? Who wants to know? All of the Tri-State area.
This is Newsline New York.
- Sir, is this your son? - Hey! The big fellow here? Not only is this my son, this is my best buddy.
Tell me, sir, isn't it unusual for a father and a son to attend a rock 'n' roll concert together? No, no way.
No, not in our family.
Not in any family that loves each other.
Right? Bruce, Bruce.
We loved it.
Young man, anything you'd like to say to your friends at school? Carol, I was just upstairs in the attic.
Hey, that's great, Mom.
All the cheese is gone and all the traps are sprung, but there's no mice in them.
Really? Carol, I have nothing personal against these mice.
It's just that my children's health is more important to me than theirs is.
Fine! Just go ahead and kill them but where does it stop, Mom? Today it's mice, tomorrow it's the neighbor's barking dog then maybe the mailman's late one day.
Killing a mailman is a federal offense, Mom.
Well, at least she didn't overreact.
Hey, Mike.
How was the concert? Is there an irate children's convention upstairs? What? What's with Mike? How should I know? Didn't say a word to me all the way home.
Oh? I guess he thinks I embarrassed him or something.
Why? What did you do? I didn't do anything.
He's overreacting.
We got interviewed by a television crew down there, and Never mind.
I'd really rather not talk about it.
Oh, well, I'm sure it'll blow over by tomorrow or the next day.
So, how's my brother, the big TV star? Hey, knock it off, Carol.
I've been getting that all day.
Hello, everybody, this is Newsline New York.
We're here with Mike and Jason Seaver, two really cool guys.
Nancy wouldn't go with me to the movies Saturday, so you know what I did? - What? - I asked my dad.
Hey, Boner, you're a real funny guy.
Hey, Mikey, listen.
Maybe you and your dad could double with me and my dad some night.
Mikey, you can tell us.
Did you get lucky, or was that good night kiss all you got? You guys are a lot funnier since your lobotomies.
What a family.
The guy dates his dad, then gets his little sister to stick up for him.
You know, this could make the news, too.
What a guy.
We're buddies.
I love this guy! Come on, Ben.
I need your help.
The mice need your help.
I'm just not political.
Ben there comes a time when principle alone compels us to take a stand.
- I'll give you a quarter.
- A dollar.
- Fifty cents.
- Save the mice.
Save the mice.
Release the rodents.
Okay.
Okay, Carol, I give up.
You win.
Here.
"Born Free Mouse Hotels.
"Your mouse checks in and doesn't check out "until you find him a more suitable environment.
" And that's not all.
Jason, tell Carol what these lucky mice have won.
Well, Maggie, in addition to having their lives spared our furry little friends will be whisked away for a fun-filled, all-expense-paid two-week vacation to Disneyland.
Yeah, where they will meet the big cheese himself, you guessed it: Mickey Mouse.
You guys.
Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Does this mean we're going to Disneyland, too? No.
It's getting late.
I wonder where Mike is.
You check the libraries.
I'll check the museums.
Why is he making such a federal case out of this? You know, he didn't speak to me last night.
He gave me the cold shoulder this morning.
Now he's two hours late.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
I find that at times like these, it's good to keep a little perspective on things.
Honey, I'm sure he's over it by now.
On the other hand, I'm no psychiatrist.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go tuck in the mice.
You did get your mother's nose.
Okay, sorry, dumb joke.
No, no.
You're a laugh riot, Dad.
Hey, Mike I am sorry, okay? I know you feel I embarrassed you, and I'm sorry.
- Yeah, sure.
Great, Dad.
- Mike I'm apologizing.
Don't you think we should get this out in the open? What, you mean like on national television? You know, I paid a lot of money for those tickets and that was so you could go to the concert.
I think you're being a little self-absorbed about I'm being self-absorbed? Dad, you gave me noogies on the evening news.
Well, some people's parents lock them in a closet for seven years.
You got it real rough.
Your father likes you.
Gross, cooties! I was showing my feelings for you, Mike.
You got feelings for Mom, too but you don't go showing them in front of whole Tri-State area.
Dad, you just don't know.
I mean, the guys at school Come on, Mike, what do you care what those guys say? Dad, it's easy for you to say.
You don't You just don't know what it's like.
I mean, they laughed at me because I went with you but I defended you.
I said, "My dad's a cool guy.
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