22. 185807 - Extra Lap (第1季)【完整台词】

Maggie, what's Uncle Bob doing sleeping in my office? He and Mike played poker last night.

- Mike won his room back.

- Really? I'm glad to see Mike getting the upper hand for a change.

Me, too.

Too bad he lost your car.

Maybe Uncle Bob wouldn't mind giving us a lift to the store later.

Where's Uncle Bob? - Still asleep, I guess.

- You mean, he's not up yet? Thank you, God.

Dad, can I borrow some of your shaving cream? I'd give it a while.

Come on, Mom.

I may never get another chance like this again.

He's sprayed me four mornings in a row.

Four mornings in a row? - Take no prisoners.

- Yes, sir.

- You're bad.

- Always support the home team.

Ben and I have $10 saying Uncle Bob beats Mike in the limbo contest.

Want a piece of the action? You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves betting against your own brother.

Your mother's right, kids.

But it was Mike's idea.

I mean, he said he'd cover any bet against him.

- And he's giving 3-to-1 odds.

- 3-to1, whoa.

- Jason.

- I'm just scratching.

Mike? He's dead.

Oh, my God.

For those of you that cried at the funeral I just want to say that it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Thank you, Maggie.

Well, are we all ready? - This feels kind of strange, Mom.

- It won't after we get started, honey.

Uncle Bob called this a remembering session.

When someone in my family passed on Uncle Bob would lead us all in sharing fond memories of that person.

Whom he would lovingly refer to as "The dearly defunct.

" Who wants to start? Okay, then, I will.

When I was a little girl I wanted to be a dancer.

And do you know why? Why? Because Uncle Bob took me to my very first ballet.

And I remember he said, "They walk around on their toes "they do flapping things with their arms, and it doesn't make any sense.

"But it's pretty, ain't it?" Remember when I had my appendix taken out and Uncle Bob brought me one in a jar and told me not to worry 'cause he knew how to put it back in.

Yeah, and when the nurse came, he showed her the jar and said he got it out of the soda machine.

And then he said he wanted his quarter back.

And remember what to do when passing slow cars on the road? Stroke.

Stroke.

Stroke.

I remember how much fun it was when Uncle Bob would make Mike lose.

What? He could run faster, shoot baskets better.

He played games like a champ.

- I let him win.

- Sure you did.

Remember the last visit? They're in the homestretch and it's not even close.

Jason, he lost again.

He'll be crushed.

I know.

He tries so hard, too.

Here he comes.

- And the winner is? - Uncle Bob by a mile.

Uncle Bob! Uncle Bob! B-O-B.

Uncle Bob! Please, please.

Just throw paper money.

Congratulations.

Are you through humiliating my son for the evening? - I don't know.

Carol? - We can make it if we hurry.

Let's do it.

So the other fellow says: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need talcum powder.

" At least you're not the kind of guy who likes to rub it in.

Thanks for the help, guys.

Are you kidding? We live for stuff like this.

- Don't let them tease you, Son.

- That's all right, Dad.

I can take it.

Attaboy.

You want some pizza? Uncle Bob stopped for one on the way back.

Come on, pal.

Don't take it so hard.

You know you're my favorite nephew.

- What's your name again? - All right, look, you beat me again but I'm young, and sooner or later I'm going to come out on top.

Glutton for punishment.

Shall we say running shoes at dawn? - You're on.

- All right.

I'm first in the shower.

How about that.

Mike finally got the best of you at something.

Not really.

I took the knobs off the shower.

I didn't want to take a shower.

Your turn, Mike.

What do you remember? Deuces, jacks, man with an ax.

Pair of natural sevens takes all.

That's poker.

I loved to play poker with Uncle Bob, even if he did always win.

Boy, she was some beautiful dame.

I thought we'd always be together.

Then the war came.

She shipped out.

I gave her a carton of cigarettes.

Your bet.

Yeah, that's some sad story.

I mean, the love of your life.

- Didn't you ever meet anyone else? - No one like her.

Two jacks.