1. 185962 - Jason and the Cruisers (第2季)【完整台词】

MAN 1 [ON TV]: Yeah.

[TIRES SCREECHING ON TV] [BUZZER SOUNDS] [PEOPLE GROAN] MAN 2: Joan Collins revealed-- We need the TV, Mike.

Can't you see I'm in the middle of a show here? Yeah? Well, I've got a better show.

Mom took all the home movies and put them on tape so we could see them.

Why? -Well, this ought to be fun.

-Hurry up, Ben.

-Front row.

-Dad, come on, you're embarrassing me.

What, not excited about seeing yourself in diapers with drool down your chin? All right, come on.

Well, he could just look in the mirror to see that.

Oh, Mike was such a cute little baby.

Yeah, all right.

Look, I have to go study, okay? What's the matter, there's a full moon? Look, I'm really sorry I'm gonna miss out on all this family fun.

Gee, I do really love it too, you know, when we pal around like this but I have to study-- Mike, your mother has gone to a lot of trouble putting these films on tape.

-It's okay, if he doesn't want to see them.

-Oh, he does.

Dad, are you suggesting that I shouldn't study? Yes, I am, Mike.

I think you're spending far too much time studying and too little time staring blankly at the TV.

Ben, I'm not waiting for you, and your tape is first.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Ben, you just ate a full dinner.

This isn't for me.

This is for my family who I love.

Here we go.

BEN: Hey, you said the first tape was me.

This is Mike.

JASON & MAGGIE: Ohh.

Gee, Mike, you sure look like a weenie.

All right, look, I'm staying, all right? The least you can do is put off my humiliation until he's asleep.

Well, this sure cuts into my fun.

How about you, Maggie? Yes, humiliating Mike was the one reason I had these movies transferred.

JASON: Yeah.

But if he'll stop making snide comments and join in the fun by playing background music just so five years of piano lessons don't go down the drain.

Yeah, all right.

Look, now, I know this family fun is gonna kill me.

This is my tape.

[SINGING] She's a maniac, maniac, I know And she's dancing Like she's never danced before I'm not playing this while he's here.

Could you guys be a little bit mature and just let a tape play? What is this? Who is this? I bet you forgot we even had these.

Hey, Dad, you never told us you had a brother who was a geek.

BEN: That's Dad.

He's the geek.

[ALL LAUGHING] [ALL BOOING] MIKE: Come on, Dad.

Come on, Mom went to a lot of trouble to put these movies on tape.

JASON: Yeah.

-Oh, it's okay.

If he doesn't want to see them, it's okay.

Oh, Maggie, I want to see my tape, yes.

Hey, I know, let's watch my tape.

No, no, I'll be proud to show my tape.

ALL: Yay! -I'll be thrilled to show my tape.

[PLAYS INTRODUCTION MUSIC] Thank you, Mike.

CAROL: This is the far-out group you led in college? That's us.

The Wild Hots.

[ALL LAUGHING] Come on, guys, it was the perfect name.

They were wild and they were hot.

They were babies, look at them.

You were on TV? Yes, the Rock 'n' Roll Talent Search.

We were the state finalists from Rhode Island.

ALL: Ooh! I still remember my dad's reaction when you came to pick me up in that costume.

He said you looked like a Vietcong.

Well, he wasn't young and hip like we were.

He was the same age you are now.

-No.

-Yes.

-Really? -Really.

No, he was pushing fort-- No.

Oh, they're doing the twist.

Gross.

[KIDS LAUGHING] Well, we seem to be low on popcorn.

I think I'll make some more.

-Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

-Oh, Dad.

All right, I'm out of here.

Hey, I know, let's watch my tape.

Ben, the party's over.

Aww.

You're very quiet tonight.

JASON: Mm.

In fact, you're so quiet, it's like you're not even here.

Jason? Honey, I was talking to you.

Sorry.

I think seeing yourself that young made you feel a little old.

Old? Ha! In fact, I would guess that you were in that bathroom staring in the mirror probably looking for gray hairs.

Well, you couldn't be more wrong.

I'm hardly the kind of guy who goes looking for gray hairs.

I'm sorry, you're right.

That's ridiculous.

You weren't looking for gray hairs.

-I'm a young man.

-Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

It's just that you've never been so sensitive about your age.

And I'm not now, either.

Even though, as you point out, I am the same age as your parents were when we met, which is not true because your dad was six months older.

-Bye, Mom.

-Ben, where are you going? -Stinky's, I told Dad.

-Ben.

Mom.

Now, I'm glad you told your father that you were going to Stinky's.

But your father doesn't know I wanted you to clean your room.

But, Mom, I promised Stinky he could see the tape of Dad looking funny.