-Oh, Jason, I love you.
[BABY CAROL CRYING] Does that sound like a woman who regretted her choice? I always thought.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy were you wrong.
So you did what you wanted to do.
I still am.
So you're saying I should have a family? No.
So you're saying I should have a career? No.
Mom, I'm really getting confused here.
Good, because that means you're beginning to realize that you have options.
Well, as long as we're set up, how about some classic Gary Puckett? [MAGGIE AND CAROL LAUGHING] Hot? Was she hot? [MAKES SIZZLING NOISE] Well, let's just say that on a scale of one to 10 she was a 7 47.
So my mom says: "Take that lewd blouse back, young lady.
" Boy, your mother's great compared to my mother.
I swear, I have like no choices.
It's like she's sick of her life, so she wants to lead mine.
My mother's not like that.
Are you talking to us? Yeah.
My mother lets me make my own choices.
She wants me to make my own choices.
She expects me to make my own choices.
Isn't that incredible? Too much studying.
-No, no.
See, it's all up to me.
-Uh-huh.
Do I really want to spend every lunch hour studying? Do I really want all the pressure? Do I really want to skip this grade? No.
No.
No, I do not want to skip this grade.
All right, this is my day.
[MICROPHONE SQUEALS OVER PA] PRINCIPAL: Mike Seaver.
Mike Seaver, I want you in my office in five minutes and this time there is no mistake.
Mom, Mom, Carol just played that tape you made when she was born.
Again? Yeah, I didn't even know tape recorders were invented in the olden days.
Yes, we came up with that right after fire.
Well, when do I get to hear the tape you made when I was born? Your tape? JASON: Umm.
Well, you see, Ben, old buddy when first you have children, you want to capture every moment and then-- I think we probably packed yours in a different box.
-I'll get it in the morning.
-All right.
Jason, we didn't make a tape when Ben was born.
-Well, not yet we haven't.
-Wait a minute.
Now, you remember how it goes.
One, two, three, push.
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