How come you do that? In order to look cool, Ben.
See, it's just as important to look cool as it is to be cool.
-But you're wearing your old pants.
-Well, yeah.
Although it is important to look cool the worst thing I could do is to make it look like I went out of my way.
-Why? -Why? Ben, look, girls don't like guys who are wimps.
They like guys who are a little bit unpredictable.
The kind of guy who's a little bit dangerous.
Kind of guy who can get into trouble at any moment.
So Pee Wee Herman probably has more dates than he can handle.
Get out.
Get out, Ben.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Dad, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? Girls are always late.
-Really? -Yeah.
So who's the lucky girl tonight? Well, I'm going out with Sheena "Woo-Woo" Berkowitz.
See you later, Dad.
[DOOR CLOSES] Woo-Woo? Come on, Maggie, the reservation is for 7:30.
Wow, you're gonna be late.
See you.
Wait now, let me get this straight, you are going where? Bobby's taking me to a movie, I'm waiting on the porch.
When he comes in, he has to talk to you, makes him nervous.
So I figured I'd wait for him outside and spare him the pain.
Well, how thoughtful.
Wow, like, I didn't even ring yet.
Hi, Trudy.
Bye.
Hi, Dr.
Seaver.
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, that's okay, Trudy.
All women are.
All women are what? Well, hi.
I'm Jason Seaver.
I'm your date this evening.
-And you are? -Anxious.
Oh, Trudy, the phone number of the restaurant is by the phone.
-Help yourself, we'll be back around 11.
-Right.
-Ben? BEN: I'm still in the stupid bathroom.
He's taking a shower.
That's his third one today.
-Maybe he can make up for last year.
-Ha, ha.
-We're leaving, Ben.
BEN: Okay.
-See you, Trudy.
TRUDY: Bye.
[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] Hey, babes.
What's happening? [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] BEN: What the heck's going on here? I'm using all my moves and she acts like she doesn't care.
Wait a minute, what did Dad say? "Women don't make sense.
" Wow, so I guess it's going the way it's supposed to.
So far, so good.
-Ben, stop clowning around, huh? -What? Get away from me.
[TURNS TV OFF] -What are you doing? -I've had enough of this junk.
I'm in the mood to do something unpredictable, something dangerous.
I don't know, I'm just the kind of kid who likes to get in trouble.
You'd better not, young man.
This is the best babysitting job I've got, and I'm not about to lose it.
Now sit still and be quiet or I'll send you to bed.
BEN: This is the worst night of my life.
This is the worst night of my life.
I can't believe this, I was stood up.
Me, Mike Seaver, stood up.
Can you believe that? I sure can.
Yeah, that's it.
I have had it with women.
Should I call my folks to come get me? Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
I'm just gonna hang out here with Ben.
Ben, why are you dressed like that? Benny.
Mike, please, Mike, don't, Mike, please don't.
Benny, are you putting the moves on your babysitter? [BEN SCREAMS] MIKE: Yeah, Boner? Look, uh, I've got some news about my date with "Woo-Woo" Berkowitz.
Yeah.
You're not gonna believe this but I got stood up.
Oh, why is that so easy for you to believe? [KNOCKING ON DOOR] I just wanted to let you know that as of tonight, I am taking a break from women.
Well, hi.
Break's over.
-Hey, babe, what's happening? -Oh, not much.
I'm Trudy's sister.
I had to drive all the way over here to pick her up.
-Uh, you drive? So you're 16? -Eighteen.
Eighteen? Eighteen's good.
Uh, hey, what a coincidence.
Is that your convertible in the driveway? Uh, yeah, it sure is.
You want it? [BOTH LAUGH] -I'm Stacy.
-Yeah, I'm-- Uh, Mike.
I'm bored.
Oh, yeah.
-Well, um, it was nice meeting you.
-Yeah, yeah, same here.
Say, um, would you like to go out sometime? Oh, I'd love to.
Oh, but I'm only in town for the weekend.
I have to go back to Georgetown.
University.
You go to college? Yeah.
You? Uh, another coincidence.
Um, well, what about tonight? Oh, well, it's a little late for a date.
If you went out now, Dad would have a cow.
What do you know, Trudy? [LAUGHS] Mike, uh, the truth is, I'm a little bit tired.
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