Yeah, right.
Can we go? Wait in the car.
Kids.
So young, so impatient.
Ha, ha.
Uh, well, I'm coming back in three weeks.
Three weeks? I mean, um, yeah, all right, we could work something out.
Yeah, you could come down to D.
C.
D.
C.
? No, I don't think my folks.
I mean, my Volkswagen's gonna make it.
Uh, see, I'm just visiting home for the weekend too.
Oh, where do you go to school? Yale.
-Wow.
-Yeah.
See, so it would be a real long drive to D.
C.
from Boston.
Boston? Yale's in New Haven, Harvard's in Boston.
[CAR HORN HONKS] Oh, uh, right, I make that same mistake all the time.
See, I turned down a Yale scholarship and took the one from Harvard instead.
[CAR HORN HONKS] Oh, my little sister is freaking out.
[MIKE SIGHS] Yeah, you know, my little brother probably drove her to it.
See, he just recently discovered girls and, uh, maybe Trudy had gotten a little more than she had bargained for.
Oh, that's sweet.
[CAR HORN HONKS] [STACY SIGHS] Well.
Um, you know, it's very sweet.
You know what really gets me is that the first crush my little brother has on a girl she has to go home early.
Oh, that's a shame.
A shame? It's a crime.
I think it's just as wrong that my little sister is denied the experience of some innocent flirting.
Um, you know, I couldn't agree more.
And with the way the world's going today I think that these two kids may stumble into puberty without adults like you and me around.
Oh, that's frightening.
That's the idea.
-I'll get my sister.
-Okay.
[IMITATES TRAIN WHISTLE] All aboard.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Jones, here's your train.
-Benny, my man, there you are.
-Leave me alone, Mike.
Look, Ben, I need you upstairs.
Trudy's up there.
Mike, I'm through with girls.
You can't be.
You haven't started yet.
I'm thinking about the priesthood.
All right, so maybe things haven't gone that well for you today.
Mike, she laughed at me.
So, Ben, all women laugh at guys.
You just gotta get used to it.
This is no time to give up.
Oh, good, Mike, you just squished Mr.
and Mrs.
Jones.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, okay? I'm gonna tell you about women so you can go back and have the last laugh.
-She doesn't care.
-Doesn't care? Come on, Ben, don't fall for her little act.
Now listen to me, all girls do and say the opposite of what they mean.
-Now, don't tell me you didn't know that.
-Of course I did, I just forgot for a minute.
Are you gonna go back or you gonna sit and wimp out? I don't know what to say to her, how to act with her.
Okay, okay, now the single and most important thing is not to embarrass yourself.
-Okay.
-Okay, that means no belching.
Ever? Well, at least not when you're with her.
-Gotcha.
-Okay, no screaming.
Of course not.
Okay, and the most important thing, Ben, don't have anything with you that's alive.
Oh.
Let me go, let me go! He's just a stupid little kid and I don't care about him.
You keep your mouth shut.
And you pretend to like him, and you do it for me.
-Hi.
-Sure.
Um, look, why don't you two finish watching a movie and I'll show Stacy the kitchen.
I'd love to see the kitchen.
I understand you love me.
Not at all.
Good.
Very good.
I don't like you either.
-This is what I like to call the refrigerator.
-Uh-huh.
Wanna touch it? [LAUGHS] So, what else can I show you? -Ben, stop that.
-Yeah, right.
So you see, according to my sociology professor at Hale-- Uh, Yarvard.
At college.
Um, the single greatest barrier between male-female relations is tension about the first kiss.
Now, we could just do that right now and get it all over with.
Well, you know, I just don't.
There.
I feel so much better.
You make me feel like a high school boy again.
Where did you graduate from? Uh, Dewey High.
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