18. 185968 - Carnival (第2季)【完整台词】

[SIGHS] So any old business? Yes, Gracie.

I just wanted to tell Jason that I tried his rump roast marinade recipe and my whole family just adored it.

Oh, good.

You wanna have some real excitement, try soaking your rump for two full days.

[ALL LAUGH] Okay, any new business? -First of all, I think-- -Yes? Hello, I'm Maggie Seaver, and I'm the other Seaver mother.

I just wanted to say that I'd be happy to volunteer to help out at Saturday's carnival.

Bravo.

I know I'm a little late, but since this is to raise money for our kids' school-- I know how important it is.

--anything I can do.

That is the Wendell Willkie spirit.

Come on, ladies.

Maggie Seaver, you come on down.

You need to get with Gracie Thornton.

She's our carnival chairman.

"Chairperson.

" Yes, Gracie? I would just like to move that I be replaced as carnival chairperson by Maggie Seaver.

-What? -I second that motion.

-No, see-- -All in favor, say "Aye.

" WOMEN: Aye.

-Jason? Sorry.

Aye.

-Opposed? -No.

Motion carried.

Maggie Seaver is the new carnival chairperson.

Okay, with no other business before me, this meeting is adjourned.

Let's eat.

-Wait a minute.

-Why? I don't know anything about being a carnival chairman.

-"Chairperson.

" -It's really very simple.

I thought you wanted to help.

Yes, I do, but-- Look, is there anyone on the carnival committee that's done this before? Carnival committee.

What a wonderful idea.

Uh, Judy, I move we let Maggie off the hook.

-Oh, I second the motion.

-Wait a minute.

How many of you have volunteered to work on the carnival? With this attitude, I'm surprised somebody hasn't moved to cancel the carnival.

-I second that motion.

-Hold it.

So this means that we're all too busy to help the children, is that it? Well, look, I'm busy too, but I am going to make the time.

What do you all have to do that's so important? The cooking? The laundry? The housekeeping? I'm arguing a case before the State Supreme Court.

Okay.

But what about the rest of us? -I'll volunteer.

-This is a very busy man.

Yes, you know I'm a psychiatrist.

I could spend up to eight hours a day on my anal-retentives alone.

Aren't we all forgetting what's important here? The children.

They're why we're here.

Are we really all gonna sit here and let our kids down just when they need us the most? [CLEARS THROAT] -I volunteer.

-There you go.

-Me too.

-Great.

-I volunteer.

-Wonderful.

I volunteer.

Oh, the heck with my client.

Let him fry.

Keep stirring, Carol.

This chili is gonna bring Ben's school a dollar a bowl.

You could raise a lot more by giving this stuff away and charging $10 for antacid tablets.

Hi.

Wow, what neat stuff.

Don't touch those.

Those are grab-bag prizes for your carnival.

If this isn't a gift from God.

Whoa! Mom, a huge bubble is forming.

Maggie, come and see this.

Uh, Mike, tell your dad I'm busy.

She's busy, Dad.

She's lancing a grease pocket.

Ben, step back.

Ben, I told you those were prizes.

Look what Charlie Bubas donated to the auction, heh, heh.

Well, put it by the auction box.

Who's gonna buy a statue with the arms busted off? -Ben, you're a real aficionado.

-Take that back.

Ben, no arguments.

I have a lot to do to get ready for your carnival.

But, Mom, she called me a fish.

Ben, I said no arguments.

Now, we're doing all this for you.

If you can't help, you can at least stay out of the way.

Yeah, we're working here.

[BUBBLE POPS] [CAROL WHIMPERS] The chili just burped.

Oh, that means it's ready.

Oh, this is wonderful.

We have a huge crowd gathering outside.

We're either gonna have a festival or a riot.

Well, I've got the 220 split up.

I've got the 110 all fired up and ready to go.

Sounds like I know what I'm doing, doesn't it? All right, Earl, hit it.

Oh, Jason.

It's great.

VOLUNTEERS: Oh.

JASON: Just be thankful I'm not running a nuclear power plant.

Just a short somewhere.

I'll take care of it.

Okay.

Okay, everybody ready? Kissing booth ready.

Poker booth ready.