18. 185968 - Carnival (第2季)【完整台词】

Dart booth ready.

Cotton candy booth ready.

Do I have to wear this hat? Face painting booth ready.

Good work, Clarabelle.

Okay, what about the auction booth? Oh, I'm running that.

Okay, auction booth ready.

I need help with my whatchamacallit booth.

I could use some male lips in my booth.

All right, hit it again, Earl.

[VOLUNTEERS CHEERING] Jason, if you're through we need help in the booths.

-Over here, Jason.

-Oh, Jason, help me.

What to do? What to do? Well, it's time I lend my lips to charity.

You would have to pick her, huh? -I'll help Judy, if that'll make you happy.

-Very.

Earl, would you help Myrtle, please? Oh.

Maggie, may I say in the calm before the storm that you're an inspiration to the other mothers.

Balancing a career, kids, this carnival.

What a gal.

It is so wonderful to meet someone at life's banquet who is always able to dish up another helping.

It's the most wonderful.

Look at them.

They think they're doing all this for us.

Yep.

-And they're really doing it for themselves.

-Yeah.

Blatant self-aggrandizement.

Yeah.

It's disgusting.

Which mother's yours? The one who looks like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

Which one's yours? The one who's ignoring me.

She wouldn't even let me run the dart booth.

Just because she said I'm so unpredictable.

Which one was Mary Ann? [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] MAGGIE: Going once.

Going twice.

Sold.

Use it in good health, sir.

[MAGGIE AND GAIL LAUGH] Well, that's our last animal item.

What do we have left, Gail? Oh, somebody donated a little clay cameo.

With my picture in it.

Let's start-- No.

My picture? Where did this come from, Gail? -It was in the box.

-Ben.

-A buck.

-Just a minute.

-Two bucks.

-Ho! -I can't sell this.

-Two-fifty.

-Five bucks.

-This is not for sale.

-Ten.

-Twelve.

-Fifteen.

-Sixteen.

-Seventeen.

-Twenty.

-Hey.

GAIL: Ho! -Twenty-five.

-Maggie.

-Thirty.

-Stop.

Thirty-five.

Going once, going twice.

Sold.

Gail, can you take over for a minute, please? Alrighty.

What's my opening bid for a gross of Size 38 double-D brassieres? -One thousand dollars.

-Sold.

Okay, judgment day.

Fifth and final card.

A seven from heaven.

Whoa, three of a kind.

A 10, lousy luck.

Ride the garbage truck.

And a jake, what that make? Two pair, life's not fair.

And an ace for the ace.

Another full boat, dealer wins again.

And on behalf of all the little children we thank you.

Mike, have you seen Ben? Yeah, he came by and gave me all his tickets.

Why would he do that? Mom, very little of what Ben does makes sense.

-I'd better check with Carol.

-Good idea.

She's just as weird as he is.

Look at it this way.

If you can't eat it, you could strip your furniture with it.

Carol, has Ben been around here? Just for a second.

Same as everybody else, Mom.

Smell this stuff.

-Did he say anything? -Well, he asked for my house key.

Did he say why? He may have.

You know, I think this chili is affecting my hearing too.

-Jason.

-Not now, honey, I'm a little-- So, what did you want? Honey, did Ben say anything to you about going home? -No.

-Well, he did.

He gave Mike his tickets and got Carol’s key.

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

He wouldn't miss his own carniv-- -Jason, I'm talking to you.

-I'm listening, I'm listening.

Look at this.

His cameo that he made for my picture, I found it in the auction box.

Well, you know, maybe that's just his way of telling you something.