I was hoping this night would end up like this.
-Yeah, but Carol might come back.
-Forget Carol.
I like your style.
-Annie.
-Carol.
Hey, Carol? -Oh, Mike, good, we have to talk.
-Yeah.
Now, I know this is shocking but Annie is using Carol because she's interested in you.
No.
Yes, I heard her on the phone.
I wanted to warn you before anything happened.
Because something like this could devastate Carol.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
The best thing would be for me to go over to Boner's right now.
Great.
-See you, Dad.
-Where are you going? -Boner's house.
-What? -Mom's idea.
-Don't give me that.
Carol, open the door.
Please? CAROL [VOICE BREAKING]: No.
I'm never coming out, ever.
She's trying on a skirt she doesn't like.
Okay.
Carol, I'm sorry.
Go away.
Carol, Chinese food.
Chinese food.
Chinese food.
You expect me to eat Chinese food? Okay.
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV] MAGGIE: Dinner will be on the table in a minute.
MAN [OVER TV]: Remember long distance -Oh.
when a friend really matters.
I gotta go talk to Carol.
Don't mention Chinese food.
I gotta go outside.
["LOONEY TUNES" THEME PLAYING OVER TV] I'm surrounded by loons.
-Hey, Boner.
-Mikey, I won't bother nobody.
I'll just stay right here.
Boner, I kissed Annie.
Oh, man, that's fantastic.
What are you, nuts? That's horrible.
But I thought that's what you were after.
Boner, hitting on your sister's best friend is totally uncool.
Where you been? -But I-- -Carol saw us and she ran upstairs crying.
Oh.
So how was it? -How was what? -Well, you know, the kiss.
Well, I'm not one to kiss and tell, Boner but just between you and me, it was pretty hot.
Wow.
Show me.
I was so stupid to think somebody like you would want to be my friend.
I am your friend.
Annie, I'm not stupid.
I have a 4.
0 grade average, I'm a member of the Chess Club and president of the Future Nuclear Physicists of America.
I know why you're here.
Okay, you're right.
But I really like you too, I swear.
I never told anybody about those long distance commercials before.
Carol, this is the worst thing I've ever done.
If you hate me forever, I don't blame you.
Fine.
I will.
-Just one question, though.
-What? Anything to make it up to you.
Why Mike? Well, he's cute.
Yuck! But he can't kiss worth doodly.
You're just saying that to make me feel better.
[SIGHS] Yeah, I am.
[BOTH LAUGH] Somehow Carol must've found out what Annie was up to.
Well, we better get up there and check on them.
-That's what I've been saying all along.
-So you agree? -Of course I agree, I said it.
-This is no time to be claiming credit.
Oh.
[CAROL AND ANNIE GIGGLING] -Carol? -Sweetheart, are you okay? Oh, Jason, they're both hysterical.
Carol.
Annie.
I know, Dad.
Chinese food.
I told you there was no reason to come up here.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
Is it my fault that women find me irresistible? It's a curse.
Now, what would that sensitive guy with the lisp say? I guess he'd say, "I'm sorry.
" I got it.
Hey, Carol, Annie, can I talk to you both for a minute? -Mm-hm.
-Yeah.
All right, a great many things have happened to us tonight and I know that I have to do the thinking for all of us.
What is it, Mike? All right, look.
I'm no good at being noble, Carol.
But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans.
Yeah.
Now, you guys must remember this.
A kiss is just a kiss.
Mike, is this gonna take long? All right, the point is Annie, I'm sorry, but it can never be for us.
And, Carol, I'm really sorry that I kissed Annie.
-Forget about it, Mike.
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