8. 185971 - Jason's Rib (第2季)【完整台词】

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] MAN [ON TV]: She was a cop looking for corruption in all the wrong places.

And she's a mother raising a boy who's begun to ask why his mom packs a .

38.

It's Undercover Mother.

MAGGIE: Kids? Hey, guys.

Ben, you know your bedtime, right? -One a.

m.

-Ben.

Okay, 9.

Hey, it was worth a shot.

Honey, terrible news.

We're going to have to miss the parents' meeting, gosh darn it.

My car won't start.

-What did you do to it? -Nothing.

Jason Seaver, you are just trying to get out of this parents' meeting because it's boring.

-You think you know me so well.

-Oh, no.

I know I know you.

I know I know you.

I know you think you know me.

I know you enough to know you think I only think I know you.

-I knew you'd say that.

-Stop! Here.

Look, just take my car.

Thanks, Mike.

You're a prince.

Yeah, I want you to remember this is a car, not a toy.

Treat it that way.

Yes, sir.

So why would you lend them your car? Well, either they gotta fill up the gas tank or they're not coming back.

Either way, I win.

I wanna watch something good.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] [LOWERS VOLUME] I'm not crazy about spending an evening debating whether or not the school cafeteria should serve beans and weenies which by the way, I'm dead against.

But we do have a responsibility as parents.

[RAISES VOLUME] [TURNS OFF STEREO] Maggie, I'm crushed.

I'm every bit as responsible and adult as you are.

[HORN HONKS] Hey, chucklehead.

Blow it out your tailpipe.

Ha-ha-ha.

-Are you quite finished? -Yes.

Sure you don't wanna pull up alongside him and moon him? Come on, Maggie.

It's the middle of winter.

I know that hidden somewhere beneath that juvenile exterior is a responsible person.

Thank you.

-Wanna steer? -Jason.

Come on, relax.

We're gonna make it to the meeting and then-- Oh, wow.

What? That movie theatre there.

They are playing A Man and A Woman.

-Oh, what a wonderful old movie.

-Mm-hm.

-Remember when we saw it the first time? -Of course I do.

It was our first date.

No, it was our second date.

On the first date I picked you up at the women's lib rally.

No, no, no.

You didn't pick me up.

I picked you up.

Ha-ha-ha! -Yeah.

-Oh, Jason.

Let's go see it.

What about the meeting? We could put in a token appearance and then duck out.

Boy, I don't know.

[HUMMING "UN HOMME ET UNE FEMME"] We have our responsibilities.

You were just convincing me a minute ago that we should probably.

[BOTH HUMMING] [CHATTERING] All right.

All right, already.

Enough with the freaking talk.

Let's call for a vote.

All those in favor signify by saying aye.

Aye.

-Anybody opposed? -No.

Ayes have it.

Motion is carried.

Beans and weenies it is.

Salvatore Babotz, you're trying to railroad this through because you've got the school weenie contract.

Put a cork in it, Yvonne, huh? YVONNE: Roll call, roll call.

PARENTS: Roll call, roll call.

[JASON CHUCKLING] The movie starts in 15 minutes.

Wait now, don't attract attention.

-I'll sneak out.

Follow me in a minute.

-Why do you get to leave first? -Well, you wanna put it to a vote? -No.

You go, I'll be the adult.

-You sneak out.

-Okay.

Yvonne, we've wasted enough time on this.

Besides, you don't even have a kid in this school.

Oh, sure, bring that up again.

All right.

Next item on the agenda is whether we should establish a dress code for our little monkeys here at Dewey High.

Anybody have anything to say? Anybody have anything intelligent to say? Yo, Doc.

-Go ahead.

-Pardon me? Say what you wanna say about this dress code deal.

Oh, well, actually I was just going to say that I don't think the dress code is the school's business.

I think the children and their parents together should decide what's proper and why do we wanna to stifle that communication? Whoa.

You actually want your teenage kids to communicate with you? Yes, Mr.

Hicks, yes.

I wanna know exactly what's on their minds.

I couldn't live like that.