5. Smell Ya Later (第2季)【完整台词】

1 How 're you getting on with The Ghost? Oh, my God, he found her.

It'll be easier if you come with me.

A man's been murdered, found in a red light district window.

Is that what it's going to be from now on, scorned wives and scumbags? Boring! Hello? Some kid is prank-calling the school, making mad complaints.

[HUGO] What's the deal with you and Villanelle? [KONSTANTIN] She's not interested in you anymore.

- Are you ready? - I'm ready.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [SLURPING] [CAR CENTRAL LOCKING BLEEPS] Oi, prick! Come out there and show your face! What the Urgh! [GROANING AND THUDDING] [BRUSH MOTORS WHIRRING] [HE GASPS AND CHOKES] [CHOKING AND GURGLING] What do you think he's saying? "I can't satisfy my wife in bed!" "Have you seen Mad Men? It's a masterpiece!" [EVE CHUCKLES] Yeah, I don't think yelling's gonna work.

[JESS] I don't think anything's gonna work.

- I wish she were a bit more - Forthcoming? Fun! She kills people for a living.

You'd think she works in Accounts.

Come on, give us the goods! Not everyone can be as exciting as you know who.

I think you've been spoiled, Eve.

- Oww! - What happened? My tooth.

Did you know that babies literally steal the calcium from your teeth.

The little bastard's eating me alive.

Any luck? [JESS] I think Charles might have lost his touch in Afghanistan.

- As well as his leg.

- Let me try again.

She's gonna give us something.

[DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] It's unusual, isn't it to be a woman in your line of work? Not so much anymore.

Oh, so do you know of others? Yeah.

We have a book club.

Why? I'm I'm just interested.

Do you want to do it yourself? No, I don't think I I don't think I have the stomach for it.

Then what do you want? Have you ever met a woman named Villanelle? Or uh Oxana? They say she's a Dalgyal Gwishin.

What is that? The Egg Ghost.

The demon with no face.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Villanelle? - Konstantin! - Ahh! - How wonderful to see you.

- [HE CHUCKLES] How long have you been doing that? - You told me to get a hobby.

- Did I? Come.

So, how are you feeling after Amsterdam? Mm I don't understand the question.

The boy's uncle was very grateful for your services.

- He add a tip.

- Whoa-hoh! Did you see his numberplate? - No.

- I'd have killed him for free.

If you start killing people for free, we are both in trouble.

And broke.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Mhm.

[SHIP'S HORN BLARES] Ohh! [EVE CHUCKLES] Oh, no, no, no.

Come on! We don't have time for this.

- Freelance? - It makes sense.

Villanelle's skills, Konstantin's contacts They'll be making a killing, so to speak.

So Amsterdam was a private contract? She must be bored.

I bet she liked the cachet of international politics.

"Gun for hire"? It's a little basic bitch for her.

I'm sure all that lovely blood money makes it easier.

[EVE CHUCKLES] Jin is scared of Villanelle.

She should be.

Villanelle would know how to get to her.

What's Villanelle got to do with this? What if we introduced them? And then what? Well, if anyone can "crack" The Ghost, it's the demon with no face.

Villanelle's for hire.

Let's hire her.

- Hire her? How? - Uhm.

We need to play by her rules.

Let's put a hit out on me! Now you're talking.

You are joking? I can't tell if you're joking.

Eve, you can't.

Jess? - Don't look at me.

I told her.

- I think it's a great idea.

[EVE] It'll work.

- We need Jin to talk.

- What's Mum think about all this? Carolyn thinks it's a good idea.

Eve, it's a crazy idea! So, you wait out here.

- Wait here? - Yes.

And what is here? Where are you going? To see a friend.

- I'll come with you.

- No.

What? So you're just going to tie me up outside like a dog? Five minutes.

[EVE SIGHS] How much time do you spend doing paperwork, Eve? What do you mean? Writing out reports, filling in timesheets, that kind of thing.

It's just, I've never heard you complain about the red tape.

Most people do.

I guess that's not really my job.

Yeah, that's weird, 'cause it is.

It is your job.

It's all of our jobs.

Everything we do here has to be officially documented.

Those are the rules.

For everyone.

No exceptions.

So if you're not doing the boring stuff, that's not because you're special.

It's because someone doesn't want a paper trail on you.

What are you saying? Just because Carolyn is going along with this it doesn't make it a good idea.

[GATE SQUEAKS OPEN] Five minutes? Hm? Sorry, there was a hold-up.

You're being very sneaky, Konstantin.

- Who were you meeting? - Come.

Your new job.

Is this a joke? Did you do this? You chose that pho that photo? Oh, God, I look awful.

I-I was so hungover that day.

Sorry to tell you this, Eve, but there was not an embarrassment of riches.

[MARTIN GROANS] Oh, God! Sorry I'm late.

There was an incident at Broadmoor.

I had to change my clothes.

Carolyn sent me.

- No, no, no.

- Calm down.

I'm not doing it.

Who ordered this? I have no idea.

Well, tell them no.