6. I Hope You Like Missionary! (第2季)【完整台词】

1 Villanelle is for hire.

Let's hire her.

I can't tell if you're joking.

- She murdered Bill.

- I'll ask Carolyn to move you.

- Are you sacking me? - [EVE] I need your help with something important.

- I'm expensive.

- Are you now? Who ordered the hits on Alister Peel? Monster! - It was his son - classic.

- Aaron Peel? That's not right.

Someone's got something mixed up.

Gemma, this is Eve, my wife.

I don't know why they're even still married.

- Niko! - She stabbed you? Didn't she tell you? Smell ya later.

[THUNDER RUMBLES, RAIN POURING] [WIND HOWLING] [CLATTERING] [THUNDER RUMBLES] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Niko! My God, what are you doing out there? She came to see me.

She told me what you did.

I know you stabbed her.

You can't believe her.

She's a liar.

I know.

But I do believe her.

- I can explain.

- Can you? - Well? - [EVE GASPS] Niko! Did you like it? Do you like all of this? Does it excite you? - Ow! - What do you want from me, Eve? Do you want me to love you or do you want me to frighten you? I don't know.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Now go upstairs.

There's something about The way you are That makes me There's something about The way you are [MUSIC PLAYING] [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING] This feels like a one-night stand.

Yeah? Oh, look Hey.

I'm just really not looking for a relationship right now.

- Last night - Was amazing.

- Um - What? I was up all night trying to work out why I felt so unbelievably shitty and sad.

What do you But why did you - I thought you enjoyed it? - I did.

I loved it.

So then? - W-what's going on? - I asked you When you got back from Paris, I wanted to talk to you.

- You wouldn't have understood.

- You're wrong.

- No, I'm not.

- I guess we'll never know.

- I gotta go.

- Wait.

Don't ask me to stay.

I can't do this anymore.

Niko, please, it's just Let's talk.

But don't leave me alone! But you're not alone, are you? [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR SLAMS] Oh, God.

She hasn't got married again, has she? Don't worry.

I'm just a house guest.

You want some drachona? Eggs, sour cream.

Very healthy.

- Restorative.

- Not for me.

- Thanks.

- Ah, you've met.

[SNIFFS] Good.

John's over from Nairobi.

He works at the bureau there.

We're old friends.

We are old friends too.

Carolyn has old friends everywhere.

It's so good to be back here.

All old friends.

Old friends together.

[WHISK CLATTERS AGAINST GLASS] [MUSIC FROM TV] [MAN ON TV] Coming up next time on Auction Fever, there's something for everybody at a sale of seized goods and liquidated assets.

You'll be astonished at what goes under the hammer.

[THE DELMONAS] "Dangerous Charms" I've been looking at you For quite some time It should come as no surprise I've been wanting you as mine I've been looking at you Your dangerous charms It seems that you can be caught in all those arms I keep falling for your dangerous charms Oh, dangerous charms I've seen you, darling Glancing at me I've seen your wicked, wicked eyes Please.

- Thank you.

- My pleasure.

Hello, Eve.

Morning.

This is an obvious breakfast choice.

I can't stand breakfast.

It's just constant eggs.

Why? Who decided? Did you pick up, uh Aaron Peel? Mm no.

- Not quite yet.

- Not yet? Why? He had his father killed.

Playing the long game, Eve.

This was taken with a hidden micro camera by a journalist.

No, I thought he didn't do press? [CAROLYN] He likes playing games, though.

[MAN] Mr.

Peel, what do you say to the criticism of you that your control of vast amounts of private surveillance data gives you too much power and influence? You're not averse to a bit of surveillance yourself.

- What do you mean? - Don't play me for a fool.

- The camera in your bag.

- What? You like recording things you shouldn't, don't you? - Uh - Don't turn it off.

This is gonna be fun.

Let's see.

What choice little titbit could I share with your employers? [MAN] What's going on? [PEEL] How about the S&M sessions - you have with your wife? - [MAN] I'm sorry? [PEEL] She does laugh about it with her friends.

How do you know about that? There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed.

We need to speak to this guy.

Bit late for that.

[EVE] Peel had him killed? [CAROLYN] A sewer underneath Farringdon.

"Urban explorer overreached himself" is the official story.

My brother used to jam his hamsters into an old loo roll, prod them through with a toothbrush, see how many he could do in a minute.

- How many could he? - Three.

There's a Pharaday conference being held in Rome.

Two weeks from now.

You need to make sure that we're there with him.

[PIPE BUBBLES] Getting someone close to Peel's about as easy as getting a sex offender into a convent.

- So quite easy, then? - You know what I mean.

He doesn't have any friends.

He's never had a girlfriend, or boyfriend, or anatomically correct sex robot.

He's paranoid.

It's not like someone can just swan in in a tight dress.

Can't they? Well, it can't be me, I've already met him.

[JESS] There's got to be someone.