6. I Hope You Like Missionary! (第2季)【完整台词】

Tell Carolyn it was your idea.

Fine.

[BUZZER SOUNDS] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] So Carolyn's forgiven you, then? We have forgiven each other.

Have you come here to yell at me? For selling me out and skipping town with Villanelle? No.

No, not at all, I'd forgotten about it.

It's totally fine.

Ah, you're not yelling but it feels like you're yelling.

We want to make you and Villanelle an offer.

Which doesn't involve killing someone.

Hm.

[DOOR CREAKS] Hi, partner.

Welcome to my new home.

How's it going with Niko? None of your business.

You want me not to kill someone? You do know what I do, right? - This is harder - a challenge.

- [VILLANELLE GROANS] I don't like to be challenged.

- Do you want me to ask someone else? - No! Good.

So, Aaron Peel.

Aaron doesn't like people.

The only relationship he has is with his sister Amber.

So we use her to get to him.

She's going to A.

A.

meetings in London.

Clever.

So [SIGHS] What do you want? Gap year tragedy, who who fell in love with her coke dealer.

[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] A suncream heiress from Sydney who has her own, like, super successful bikini brand.

No? I know.

[IN US ACCENT] She's just arrived from New York after one too many nights on the wrong side of the bridge.

And she has a really, really, really annoying accent.

I like her accent.

What's her name? Billie.

Billie? Oh, Kenny, could you make a start on Billie's social media presence.

It needs to be watertight, so backdate it.

Go way back.

Aaron will check on anyone who comes near them.

Hugo.

- What? - You called me Kenny.

Oh, did I? Sorry.

Um give her a job.

You know what? No, no job.

A couple of vanity degrees.

Something wishy-washy.

- Philosophy, History of Art? - Great.

Throw in a couple of D.

U.

I.

s and don't make her too clean.

Smart.

One rich insta-hotty coming up.

This operation is strictly Moscow Rules.

Cold War, analogue.

No messages, no calls, no emails.

We have to act on the assumption that Aaron will be watching and recording everything, including his sister, so no breaking cover.

Not even for a second.

You're the real boss, aren't you? - Villanelle - Ssh.

Eve.

Don't be disrespectful.

Please, Carolyn.

Yes I am.

[DOOR CLOSES] Ah, Eve, Villanelle.

Here's our quartermaster.

- Hello, sir.

- Morning.

Do I get a watch with a laser in it? I've been doing this now for 17 years.

Do you know how often these jokes get made? - A lot.

- Never.

Field agents approach their work with the solemnity it warrants.

[BRIEFCASE IS OPENED] Grain-of-wheat microphone.

Piggybacks on the G.

P.

S.

signal from your phone, even when dormant.

In a handbag, hanging in a cloakroom.

Just appears as an ordinary G.

P.

S.

That is so cool! - Eve! - That is What? Professional.

I'm so sorry.

Thanks.

Okay, mate? - This Niko stuff? - Oh, don't It'll pass.

He'll come around.

Nothing a B.

J.

and a compliment won't fix in my experience.

- See you back at the office.

- Alright.

- What are you doing here? - Don't think a B.

J.

will help.

- Don't.

- He's too nice.

He's too normal for you, you know that.

- Stop it.

- Why? Because 'cause you will never understand how much harder it is to be nice and normal and decent than it is to be like you.

Like us, you mean.

If I was going to date it it was when Mum died.

I'm not blaming, but that is when it started getting really out of control.

I didn't know where I'd been.

There were whole days just missing - total blackout.

I had to piece everything together with whatever was at the bottom of my bag - receipts, drugs I found a pair of pants once.