6. I Hope You Like Missionary! (第2季)【完整台词】

Well, that's something, then.

Keep me informed of any developments.

[MAN] Again.

- Who are you texting? - Eve.

Why? She might be lonely.

[MESSAGE ALERT] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] - [MESSAGE ALERT] - Ah! It's Amber.

[AS AMBER] "Hey, you free Thursday? Wanna come for family sups?" What? Why do rich people talk like children? [DOORBELL CHIMES] [MAN] I'll get it.

Eve.

What are you doing here? I said I'd come pick my stuff up.

No, it's fine, I was passing, so - How did you get the address? - I called the school.

I wanted to be helpful.

Eve! Hello.

Eve was just dropping some things off.

Well, that's so nice.

Um Well, do you want to come in, have a cuppa? - I'm sure Eve's busy.

- No, I'm not.

I'd love to.

[DOOR SLAMS] What a lovely house! Oh, thank you.

It was my grandmother's.

I wouldn't be able to afford this on a teacher's salary.

[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY] [WATER RUNNING] How's work? It's really good, actually.

Really good.

Villanelle keeping you busy? Yeah.

Looks like we're both pretty busy.

With work.

[GEMMA HUMS NERVOUSLY] - Can I use your bathroom? - Yes.

- It's um - Upstairs? Mm.

Thank you.

[NIKO CHUCKLES] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Aww.

[MUSIC BOX PLAYS] Eve? - What are you doing? - I was just, um No, I I understand that things between you and Niko are tough.

But I'd really rather you didn't drag me into this.

Oh, really? You don't want to get dragged in? Niko? - Are you scared? - No, of course not.

What's happened? Um Eve what are you doing? What are you doing, Niko? Gemma has a sofa bed.

I'm sleeping downstairs.

That's not what I asked.

I'd like you to apologize.

- No, really, it's fine.

- Gemma is my friend.

You remember friends, don't you? There's nothing going on here.

You're right.

There's nothing going on here.

I hope you like the missionary position.

I do, actually.

You'll be happy here.

I dread to think where you'll be happy, Eve.

Oh, my clothes! Ohh! [DRAWER IS PUSHED SHUT] [IN HOMELY VOICE] Ooh, a little bit of Bisto.

[IN HOMELY VOICE] A little bit of Bisto.

A little bit of Bisto, please! A little bit of Bisto.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank 'oo.

[AMBER] Where are you living, Billie? - Ahhh, in Shoreditch.

- Mm, cool.

And do you work? Mm not really.

I was interning at a start-up but it was pretty intense.

Mm.

A failed intern.

How inspirational.

- Aaron.

- [VILLANELLE CHUCKLES] Well, I couldn't do a job like yours.

Running a huge company? No wonder you're selling it.

How did you know I was selling it? [CRUNCHES AND CHEWS] I I read an article.

In The Economist? Interested in business, are you? No offense, but you, uh don't seem the type.

It was on the magazine pile at the waxing salon.

[CHUCKLES] [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] What is that? Turkish? Greek.

Some kind of Greek.

He's trying to provoke her.

They need to be more careful.

Ignore him, he's an asshole.

Where is the bathroom? [WATER LAPPING, BIRD CALLS] [EVE] Okay, Villanelle, see if you can find his office.

Um look for any hidden correspondence, written proof of interest in the sale I'm trying to think what else.

What else? And then get back.

And don't take too long.

Lost? - [CHEWS NOISILY] - [VILLANELLE] No.

Obviously not.

I'm being nosey.

[CHUCKLES] You read all these? The loo's that way.

Try not to be too "nosey" on your way back.

It's not polite.

[EVE] It's okay.

Just don't let him see that he's rattled you.

[EVE SIGHS] He doesn't like people who stand up to him.

[KONSTANTIN] Maybe he does like it.

[EVE] I don't think so.

Oh, popcorn.

I just wish we could see her.

- Stop smothering her.

- I'm not.

[AMBER] Right, I'll give you that much.

But, no.

[AARON] You know how I like it.

[SLURPS] [EXHALES] I think I'm gonna do mine as a rhyme.

- [AARON] Mm.

- [SIGHS] If I go up, I'll only fall But should I slide o r should I crawl? - Interesting.

- Sorry, what's happening? Well, just choose which card from your hand you think accords with Amber's charming piece of doggerel and hand it to her face down.

Doggerel? Just pick any one.

Is this something you two always do? - Mm? - Play games together? Meaning? Uh nothing.

I was just asking.

You ask a lot of questions.

You seem to have the mind of a five-year-old.