Excuse me.
I'm so sorry.
I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad? - Am I gonna regret doing that? - Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets? This ad is perfect.
See, I'm not just selling houses, I'm selling myself and the best part about me is my family.
And my teeth.
- And both are on display in this ad.
- Mmm.
"I can't be satisfied until you're satisfied"? Coming soon to a bus bench near you.
- Not to mention our minivan.
- So that's really happening? Wait, what's happening to our minivan? Having this bad boy shrink-wrapped on it.
- Classy.
- Yep.
Now all that driving around your mom does will serve a purpose.
Good morning, family.
- How are you all doing on this beautiful day? - Okay, what's this? - Haley's S.
A.
T.
Scores are available online.
- I hate you.
- Oh.
Today's the big day.
- Let's take a look, see how she did.
Do we really have to look at them now? Don't worry.
We're not expecting any miracles.
Thank you.
Are those Haley's scores? Are you sure? Are they bad? - No.
They're not bad.
- Are they good? No, they're average.
Sweetie, we did it.
Our baby is average.
- Medium five.
- Oh.
This is just a fluke.
She can take them again.
Yeah, and she'll probably do even better.
You are gonna have your choice of some pretty good colleges when the time comes.
- If I go to college.
- What? I've been thinking about it lately, and I might not.
Later.
Well, we took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place.
Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey # Hey ## # From Zimbabwe to Algeria Come on, let me hear ya # These are the countries These are the countries .
Cam recently became Franklin Middle School's interim musical director.
Go, Franklin! I was volunteering for their spring musical festival when their regular director suddenly and mysteriously became ill.
Oh, sorry.
It may have been a blessing.
Their show lacked focus.
I gave it a theme a musical trip around the world.
Yeah, see, he focused it by making it about the world.
- You don't like it.
- No, Cam, I do.
It's Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? - I do not.
- You do it all the time.
And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it.
Just leave it alone.
All right.
Well, Cam, it's just that sometimes you can be a little, you know, overenthusiastic.
Is it really that big of a deal that I want this to be the best show in the world? Well, as long as you heard me.
Be in my corner.
Don't be so critical.
What Is that really how you see me? Sometimes, yeah, I do, Mitchell.
Oh, Cam.
Well, if that's true, then I'm sorry.
No, okay.
From now on, I am in your corner, 100%.
- And that song is gonna knock everyone out.
- Well, I don't know.
- But wait till you see the dance I have prepared.
- A dance? A dance! - More toast, Manny? - Why won't you call me, Emma? More toast, Emma? Do you have to be on all the time? Okay, I'm sorry.
Who is this Emma? She's in the show with me tonight.
I'm thinking of taking a run at her.
You don't take a run at a woman.
You woo her.
You make her feel special.
Hey, hon, take a look at this.
It's a picture of my butt.
And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
Why do you do this? I programmed it so my butt pops up when my brother Donnie calls.
- It's a clever way of saying my brother's an ass.
- Is it? That's him.
Compose yourselves.
- Forget I showed you this picture.
- I'm trying.
How you doing, you dumb son of a bitch? Hey, you old mick.
Looks like you put on a few pounds.
Oh, you too.
What, are you eating your hair? Oh, Gloria.
Oh.
What are you still doing here? There's gotta be an easier way to get a green card.
- Uncle Donnie, are you coming to my school concert tonight? - Well - It's an hour, tops.
- Wouldn't miss it.
You know, I think I misplaced my phone.
- Could you call me on yours? - My phone's at the bottom of my bag.
- Why don't you use your home phone? - Come on.
It's simple.
- What are you doing? - I want the phone.
- How about you let go? - Give me the phone, Donnie! You still think you can take me? - Is this all you got, huh? - I'm gonna wash your mouth out with fist.
Ow! Ohh! - I don't understand this relationship, Emma.
- Ow! Ow! Hey, Emma.
Doing the show, it feels like we've become like a little family, huh? You mean like you're my brother? No.
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