_ Clive Bixby what a sexy surprise - Quick question: - Hmhmm? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you--uh I'm gonna come in again.
We are watching baby Joe on Valentine's day so my dad and Gloria can - Make love.
- Ew.
Don't.
- Oh.
- The point is, we are celebrating a day early.
So they can finally be intimate.
You've more than made that point.
I'm just saying it's a long wait after giving birth.
- Six weeks.
- Ugh.
I couldn't keep my hands off this one for that long.
I can only imagine what Jay's going through.
Voila.
Square knot.
Impressive.
I can make any kind of knot.
It's like I have a sailor in my mouth.
I should check on the kids.
Haley took 'Em to a movie.
She's not even gonna answer.
I know, but, sweetie, I have a good reason to worry.
Luke had that nasty nosebleed this morning, and Alex, as usual, fainted.
She's fine, and Dunphy men get nosebleeds.
I told you this when we got married.
It was in my vows.
I'm still a little unclear as to why you put them in your vows-- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Just finish that drink, pretty lady.
We got a big night ahead of us.
Okay.
First, we have a date with romance.
- A threesome, if you will.
- Oh.
From here, we move on to an old-fashioned blimpnic.
Now is that the one where the man has to face out at the woman It's a picnic on a blimp.
- Hmm.
- Champagne, cheese, and this beautiful city beneath us.
That actually sounds really romantic.
After that, we swap our earplugs for some earmuffs, and take a few moonlit turns around the local ice rink.
Oh.
From there, it's a quick trip back to the hotel, - where - I'm spinning.
Well, I wouldn't start with that, but, uh, we--we can work our way up to it.
No.
I'm feeling really weird.
Catch that, Clive? Just tell me what you want.
Juliana? Claire? One of you needs to answer me.
Blood pressure's still good.
I think I can send you home.
Great.
So it was probably just low blood sugar or something? See, honey? I told you it was nothing to worry about.
Well, it's not nothing.
You did have a small heart episode.
Dr.
Coben, this may have been my fault.
I think I was being too sexy.
Yeah, I don't think that's an issue.
You sure about that? Um, doctor, you're not saying that I had a heart attack or something, right? Not at all.
What you have is a very minor arrhythmia, known as Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome.
It's hereditary, so you're off the hook.
Oh, yeah.
My mom has that.
We'll treat it with medication and have you back in a couple of days.
In the meantime, just take it easy.
Okay.
Thank you! I guess we should tell your dad we can't watch the baby tomorrow.
No.
No.
I don't want everyone to know about this.
They're just gonna get worried and--and make a bigger deal of it than it is.
Sweetheart, promise me? I promise.
I know it's not that big a deal.
This is a huge deal For which I'm partly responsible, in spite of what Claire's lesbian doctor says.
Hey, honey, I was just reading about this Wolff-White thing.
It's not that serious.
You're gonna be fine.
I know.
Who's ready to hit the ice? - What? - Come on.
Somebody promised me a moonlit skate.
But didn't the doctor say you needed to take it easy? Oh, that's just one of those things they have to say, like, "you can't drink when you're pregnant.
" Come on.
We're not gonna seriously blow off Valentine's day, are we? No.
I just thought why ice things down when we could heat things up? - Oh, I like where this is going.
- Right? - Yes.
- Yeah? Ye--no! Honey, I know what you're doing.
You're treating me like a patient, - and you promised that you wouldn't.
- No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just had a better idea.
What? Side-by-side couples massage.
Oh.
Just you, me, and a couple Cambodian guys to work us over good.
Specific.
What is that? You think the kids are home? That sounds like more than our three.
Oh.
Oh, they think we're not home, and they're having a party.
- I'm killing them.
- No, no, no.
No, no, no.
"A": it's my turn to kill them.
"B": you need to order up those massages.
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