Mom, come on! I need to get to school! - Isn't today senior ditch day? - Today's ditch day? No way you're ditching ditch day.
It's like the best week of senior year.
Day.
Unlike this house, the library will be completely quiet so I can focus on my roommate selection.
How long can picking a nerdy roommate take? They're all versions of you.
Look.
Indian you.
Blonde you.
Asian you.
Oh, look.
Her name is actually "Yu.
" Skipping one day of school isn't gonna do any harm.
I ditched plenty, and look at me today.
I am fielding multiple job offers.
One job offer.
From a very prominent hotel chain weighed against the implied offer of staying at my current job.
Working for your dad.
Exactly.
And I could never leave Grandpa.
So I'm going to say no to the first offer.
Only offer.
Though I would have made an excellent regional vice president in charge of promotions.
She is great at promotion.
That title gets longer every time I hear it.
Come on.
Don't go to school.
Girls' day.
We'll swing by the mall.
You could use a new everything.
Girls, get in the car.
Luke's hurt.
- Oh, my God.
- What happened? He collapsed on the way to school.
He's in the hospital.
Come on.
What's wrong with Luke? Why did he collapse? - I heard he was dead.
- [Haley, Alex Scream] Ha, ha.
You care about me.
Got 'em good, buddy.
Nobody's dead.
- Look out! - [Horn Honks] - Oh! Sorry! - Are you out of your mind? Alex, you have worked so insanely hard this year.
You deserve this ditch day more than anyone.
So, guess what? We're going to California Adventure.
- Whoo! - Without Mom.
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! [Chanting] Ditch day! Ditch day! - Ditch day! - Is this a high holiday for you people? Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey That's it.
I'm doing it.
I'm throwing out all my socks and starting over.
And they say Tina was brave for leaving Ike.
Oh.
Ow.
Oh, God.
That hurts.
Oh, my gosh.
You cut yourself.
Hey.
Don't get blood in my eggs.
[Sighs] We're getting concerned that Lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.
Insofar as she doesn't have any at all.
- [Hissing] - Okay, that's good.
I can feel that working.
I know.
I can finally breathe.
[Mitchell Sighs] I can't hear myself think! [Hissing Stops] Nice preview of our sunset years.
She literally pulled the plug on us.
[Claire] I wasn't gonna mention the other job offer to my dad but I didn't want him just hearing about it.
So, after wrestling with it all day, I decided to tell him.
- Hey.
You're in early.
- Are you ready to have a laugh? Janice's haircut? Give her some slack.
She just went through a breakup with a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.
No.
It's even funnier.
You know how hard I've been working on the Grand Royal Hotel account? Not giving raises till next year, but go on.
They offered me a job.
[Sighs] Crazy, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Maybe not "crazy" but trying to poach the boss's daughter? Must have impressed 'em.
[Chuckles] - You got to take this offer.
- [Inhales] What? Higher salary.
Better benefits.
You might have to travel more, which is time away from Phil.
Nothing but upside.
He was right.
It was a great opportunity.
I may have been a bit hasty turning down that job offer so quickly.
Um, do you think you could give me a day or two to think about it? Yes, it would mean leaving my dad, but this was business.
It wasn't personal.
Plus, clearly, my father doesn't care if I live or die.
Hey, will I still get wise without my wisdom teeth? - You get it? - Every time.
- Why don't I hold on to the painkillers? - [Pills Rattling] - Now I'm sad.
- They're right here.
I'll give you one when you need one.
No.
Kylie said she'd meet me at the dentist, and she never came.
Ay, I know, papi.
I'm so sorry.
But I'm gonna get you a very nice pillow from your bedroom.
She wants me to go away with her to drama camp this summer and then she doesn't even show up today? Maybe Kylie change her mind about camp.
Maybe she plans to be with many men, and she doesn't deserve you.
I hid it very well from Manny, but I hated that girl.
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