Okay, Joey, you take this club,
and you hit that ball.
- Any questions?
-Why does this say "Manny"?
Don't worry about it.
They were only used once.
It was a swing and a miss
for both of us.
I needed to find a way to spend
more quality time with Joe.
I couldn't take another Saturday
of hide-and-seek.
At this point, I've spent more time
in the closet than Mitchell.
[CHUCKLES]
Golf is a very complicated sport.
I don't want you to get
frustrated if you don't
Holy cow!
- Do you think you can do that again?
- Yeah.
It's easy.
Okay, Mr.
Cocky.
You know, there is a thing
called beginner's
What the hell?
Hey, Brady.
Hey, Jay, what's up?
Oh, is this your grandson?
I can't do this again.
This is my son.
Just take a look at his swing
and tell me what you think.
Wow.
Your mom must be some athlete.
Just so you know,
I'm not a guy who's charmed
when the help gets familiar.
How's everybody this fine morning?
Welp, I'm on my third day
of my New Year's Resolution
to not say things nobody cares about.
Damn it.
Oh, yay, Homeowners Association.
I need their approval to put
a She Shed in the backyard
where the teeter-totter used to be.
I don't understand.
She said, "She Shed down by the seesaw.
"
How are you not famous?
Yes, bravo, but what's a She Shed?
Well, it's just
a simple little structure
where I can go to be alone
and do yoga or meditate
and nobody can bother me.
Oh, so a glass of wine
and a cigarette in the tub
isn't cutting it anymore?
I don't smoke, honey.
I have a tobacco-scented candle.
They don't make tobacco-scented
This is more of that stuff
no one cares about.
Congratulations, honey.
Don't pretend you're happy for me.
Luke and I wanted to use that
space to put in a batting cage.
Claire wanted her She Shed.
We were in a stalemate, so we
settled the dispute like adults.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Come on, Dad.
Batting cage.
I really need to blink, buddy.
You can blink when you're dead.
- [GROANS]
- Ah, yes! Yes!
All those Magic Eye posters
paid off.
Ah!
I'm gonna get myself
one of those fuzzy little rugs.
- They turned me down.
- What?
Why on Earth would they do th
I I'm gonna find out how
to get in touch with somebody
from down at that Homeowners Association
and find out what the hell is going on.
Claire, I know you're upset,
but I don't think you should do that.
Well, look at that.
They have a meeting this afternoon.
I'll just go down there in person.
Honey, I get a lot
of my referrals from the HOA.
We can't afford to alienate them.
They are the ones
who are alienating people.
They all live on that stupid cul-de-sac.
They only do things for each other.
Probably swing if they weren't
so aggressively unattractive.
You know, I find the term
"She Shed" offensive.
Shouldn't ours just be called
a shed and theirs a "He Shed"?
Why do you bother making resolutions?
This is so frustrating.
- If it's any comfort
- [SIGHS]
you're not the only one
to be stung by these people.
Their ridiculous parking regulation
made me give up my dream
of owning the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
Dah! Fine.
I will move on.
So does this mean
we can get our batting cage?
Luke, too soon.
[SIGHS]
I'm really proud of you, Mom.
Letting go shows real growth.
I'm going to that
Homeowners Association meeting,
and I'm getting my She Shed.
But you just told Dad
I let him do magic.
He lets me break promises.
We both know what we married.
You were at the course again?
That's every morning this week.
That's how you make a champion.
You should see Joe play.
It's like watching
Merv Griffin interview.
There's a certain finesse to it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you training for?
Nothing.
Yeah, then go have a pudding cup.
These high-performance protein
bars are for elite athletes.
Go ahead, Joey.
Fuel up.
You have a trophy to bring back today.
What are you talking about?
There's a kiddie tournament
up at the club,
and I signed Joe up for it.
Jay, you're pushing him too hard.
What are you talking about?
Kid loves it.
He'll tell you himself
after he ices his shoulder.
Ooh, that's the stuff.
You know, Gloria,
with the right training,
this kid could go all the way.
Me managing his golf career
can be my second act.
You're 70.
Your second act was two acts ago.
Stop living through him.
It's too much pressure.
Why are you making
such a big deal about it?
It's a It's a kiddie golf tournament.
It's like a a playdate
I don't hate being at.
It's a bad idea.
What if Joe wants to do something
that is less competitive,
like reading or papier-mâché?
Let's not break out
the Manny playbook just yet.
Playbill would've been more cutting.
Why am I helping you?
I know you think you have the monopoly
on deciding what's best for Joe,
but I have parenting instincts, too.
I deferred to Dede every single
time on Mitch and Claire,
and this time I'm going with my gut.
Mitch and Claire turned out
to be wonderful people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not knocking them.
I love all my children equally.
Bup, bup, bup, bup! That's winner water.
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