Get ready! Round 1! Fight! Oho-ho.
You're mine, meat! What? You want a piece of me? Uh uh.
I want the whole thing, baby.
So, what are you young ladies doing? Wrestling, Mom.
Favorite game.
Well, I'll just be running a few errands.
First, I'll get the groceries, then to the florist, and then to the car wash.
Okay, whatever.
Kinda busy right now.
Call if there's any trouble.
With my brothers, I'd might as well call now.
Huh.
You're right, Ferb.
I guess it would make a sound.
Say, where's Perry? There you are, Agent P.
It has come to our attention that all pigeons have left the Downtown area.
Of course, on the upside, I haven't washed my car in weeks.
Ahem.
We can uh only assume that Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is involved.
You know your mission.
Perry! That about does it.
Hey, guys! Whatcha doin'? We remodeled our old tree house.
What do you think? Oh my gosh! Wow.
Come on! Check it out! This is the main crib.
Sweet! Let's take the tube to the top.
Tube? Sure.
It's the fastest way up.
Are you sure about this? Relax.
We haven't missed yet.
Really? Yeah.
You're our first passenger.
What? Woo-hoo! Ah! Awesome.
Let 'er rip.
Ah! Check out the view.
Pretty sweet, huh? No doubt.
What's that? Oh, that's just Candace's old tree-house.
She doesn't use it anymore.
Well, that's just sad.
Hey.
What if we gave it a makeover? Sure! Something more Well, I don't know Candace! Yes.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Very effective, don't you think, Perry the Platypus? Perry the Platypus?! Get him! Stop him! He's headed for that clearly marked exit! Winner! Winner! Ugh! Attention, Candace! Come out to the backyard! We have a surprise for you.
What's going on now? Hey, Candace.
Check out your old tree house.
I think you're gonna like it.
No way! I better call Mom.
Oh, don't be such a fuddy-duddy, Candy.
Come on, let's check it out! I don't know, Stacy.
I think they're up to some- Whoa! This is so weird.
I can't believe it's my old tree house.
Carpets, furniture, entertainment center.
I mean, look at all the bells and whistles.
Maybe my brothers have been replaced by aliens.
Ah! Yeah, and now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat ya! I can't believe they did this all for me.
You may begin bouncing.
Bounce? Come on! Bounce! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Hello? What do you think of your new tree house? I love it! You thought of everything.
It gets better.
Try pressing the THF button.
THF? What's that? Some sort of sound system? Uh Phineas? What does THF stand for? TREE HOUSE FIGHT! This is so rad! Oh snap! I'm takin' you down! Aaah! You see, Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my pigeons.
I have conditioned their tiny, little bird brains to do exactly what I say, by using my brand new very evil invention called The Poop-Inator.
Vanessa, please.
Thank you.
You- Y-You two have met, right? Vanessa, Perry the Platypus.
Perry the Platypus, Vanessa.
Yeah.
Hey.
How's it goin'? Observe! With this, I can implant the target image on their tiny, little brains in a flash! It- It works better from a distance.
Anyway, today at Town Hall, they will award the key to the city to my goody two-shoes brother, Roger.
Oh, how I loathe him.
I like Uncle Roger.
Thank you, Vanessa, but I don't believe I was talking to you.
Is your name Perry the Platypus? No, I don't think so.
I so should have gone to summer school.
I will not be attending the ceremony, but my pigeons will be there to rain on his parade! You see, Perry the Platypus, my brother Roger is at the top of a very long list of people I despise.
Vanessa, music please.
(Song: My Goody Two-Shoes Brother) I bear lots of animosity to bellhops They never bring my luggage up on time And taxi drivers really tax my patience If they vanished, would it really be a crime? I don't like meter maids or underwater welders Health fanatic cooks or camera crews Not fond of monks or yoga teachers Or sports fans in the bleachers And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you There are lots of horrid people on this planet That I would love to give a lashing to But my goody two-shoes brother The favorite of my mother Is the one I want to smother in a ton of pigeon goo Yes, my goody two-shoes brother The favorite of my mother Is the one I want to smother Thank you sir, I'll have another! He's the one I want to smother In a ton Of Pigeon Goo! You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh? Tree house fight! Bring it on, maggots! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Awesome! Yeah! Now what? Look! The controls are just like the video game! Let's show 'em our mad skills.
Woo-hoo! Let's dance, dweebs! Hey! Stop leading! You stop leading.
Give him the twister! Fight! Score! Hit the crash button! YES! Woo-hoo! Well done, Candirocks.
Let's nail 'em! Come on, Ferb.
The enemy is upon us! Man the cannons! FIRE! Uh oh.
Yow! What now? Try pulling some levers! Yipe! Incoming! Yeah! Ew! Egad, man! It's an end run around the middle! Summon retreat! Hmm.
That's funny.
I haven't gotten the usual call from Candace.
Come and get me! Candace, honey.
I'm at the carwash, and I'll be heading home very soon.
Bye bye.
Oh no! Phineas and Ferb to Robo-Girls; Last one home is a big old purple pickled egg! Ah, the award ceremony.
And there's my insipid brother, Roger.
What? Oh, let's see if I've got another coin.
Now, what was I saying Oh! I despise him so much.
You are about to witness a truly petty act of vengeance, Perry the Platypus, brought on by my own mindless jealously.
Vanessa, fire the harpoon! Perfect.
The time has come! Do not fail me, my pigeons! Ladies and gentlemen, as the most handsome and charming man in all the Tri-State Area, I hereby promise to keep our city clean.
Pay attention and learn something, Perry the Platypu- Wait, wait! Where's Perry the Platypus? He's escaping.
WITH THE POOP-INATOR! Whoa! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Uh oh.
Well, this is not going to end well for me, I'm afraid.
That's what you get for using a bunch of stupid pigeons.
Wait for me! Hold the door, please.
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Woo-hoo! Way to go! Awesome! Yeah! We beat ya.
You're both big old purple pickled eggs! You were out of your tree.
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