Oh, my gosh! Stacy, have you heard? "About what"? About Jeremy.
He's on a TV commercial.
Yeah, I know.
I heard it from Christina, who heard it from Jenny, who heard it from Jessie who heard it from you! Well, it's totally true.
Do you know what this means? He's totally out of your league? He's totally out of my league! What am I going to do? How should I know? I donât know anything about celebrity relationships.
That's it! If I can get on TV, then Jeremy will see my star quality and we'll be on the same level again! How exactly are you gonna do that? I guess you're right.
Getting on TV might be kinda difficult.
Yeah, I guess you forgot about that insignificant little detail.
Insignificant little detail.
Insignificant little Phineas and Ferb! Stacy, you're a genius.
Would you call my mom and tell her that? Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb! Phineas andâ So you just switch the solenoid here with the ganglion there andâ Phineas and Ferb.
Hey, Candace.
What'cha doin'? Freaking out! What are you guys doing? We're helping the Fireside Girls.
Yeah, we're working on our Broadcasting patches.
We're gonna to do a game show.
Baljeet and Buford are the contestants.
We're even gonna broadcast it all over the Tri-State Area.
Great, I knew I came to the right place.
Here's the deal.
I'm the star.
Well, all right then.
Okay.
One of you get off the stage.
Whoa! Right then.
Let's get this thing started.
You know, we should give Perry a cameo.
Hey, where's Perry? Ah, Agent P, uh Carl and I made a bet, andâ Well I lost.
Dozens of delivery trucks have been This was, uh Part of the bet.
showing up at Doofenshmirtz's, and no good can come from that.
Get to the bottom of it.
This actually wasnât part of the bet.
Do not worry your pretty little head.
I have plenty of experience with this sort of thing.
You better, man! My face is my fortune! Of course it is.
Yeah, Stacy, the boys are putting on a game show! And I'm the star! This'll totally do it! Well, I hope that does do "it", because Jeremy's getting huger by the minute.
I know because Megan's blog says she thinks so.
No way! And how are my favorite contestants today? We're your only contestants, dillweed.
I just wanted to remind everyone that the physical challenges are a little rigorous, but the rewards are inconsequential.
So if things get too rough out there, you can drop out anytime you want.
Oh, don't worry about me.
I can handle anything.
If the girl's in, I'm in! Anyway, if you need anything, don't bother to speak up.
I can't believe my own brother doesn't think I can stick it out.
I'll show him.
I'm star material here! Makeup! Let's do this thing! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How do you like my new Nemesis Catch-o-Mat? I bought it from the TV.
Buy now for only $5.
99 and getâ I'll take two! Oh, I see you've taken notice of all the infomercial products.
I seem to have developed an addiction to them.
I-It started with the Fruit Dehydrator.
Here I've been eating hydrated fruit like a sucker my whole life! Excuse me, Perry the Platypus.
Sign here please.
Ah, my Serve-O-Mat! See, this is what I'm talking about, I don't even know what a Serve-O-Mat is and now I own five.
These infomercials are taking time away from my evil.
People ask, "Doof, if you have unwanted infomercials, how do you get rid of them?" My solution is easy, simple, and it starts working the same day.
With my Scorch-inator, I will target TV towers and melt, smelt, and render them into their basic components, thereby eliminating infomercials! And how much would I pay for this? Nothing, it's free! But wait! There's more! Nâ Thâ There's not really any more, that's about it.
(Song: "Let's Take a Quiz") If you think you're some kind of braniac A know-it-all, some kind of a whiz Got more answers than an almanac Let's Take a Quiz! If you think you're extraordinary A cut above the best that there is If your cranial capacity is something scary Let's Take a Quiz! Let's All Take a Quiz! Oh, yeah! Welcome to, Let's Take a Quiz! where the rules are answer fast and answer often.
Let's meet our contestants.
She's allergic to parsnips and dairy, say hello to my sister, Candace Flynn! Oh! Uh Hi! He's a bully by vocation, but has a soft spot for goldfish.
Say hello to Buford van Stomm! I see we have no clear fan favorite tonight.
All right.
Let's start round one of Let's Take a Quiz! This is a high-speed round we call our quizzed-off round.
As usual, I start you off.
Remember, just go as fast as you can.
We'll keep track of the points.
Here we go.
Prestidigitation! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Bunions! Oh, I'm sorry about that.
That's gonna be a five-point penalty.
Aw.
Wait a minute.
Why does he lose fivâ I'm sorry, all questions must be phrased in the form of an answer.
Okay, we're back in play now, and Passamaquody.
Nonchalant.
Form of the word? Eh "Chalant"? Defenestrate.
Defenestration.
Diphthong.
Linoleum.
Ersatz.
Pencil.
Nice job.
Hello? What's the matter with you?! You're just standing there! I don't know what they're talkin' about! You're losing right now and losers don't have star quality! Say something! Like what? Good one, Candace.
Ugh! Pocket lint! Laminate! Dolomite! Porpoise! Tralfazz! Tralfazz?? That's right! Tralfazz!! Fine, tralfazz! Ooh, bonus! What's the matter, Perry the Platypus? You don't like my little plan? Think about it this way.
Since infomercials are almost universally hated, I will actually be doing a civic good by destroying them! Huh? You see? You like that? Wâ Oof! Aha, yes, the E-Z Automatic Trap Escaper.
I must've left it out where you could reach it.
Well, I was able to reach this! It's the Swamp-a-tron-Smash-o-Matic! I got it for only $99.
95.
Ah, the Labco Pocket Tennis Ball Launcher provides exquisite Oof! accuracy.
Face the hideous might of my Burgerizer 2100 hamburger patty air cannon! Eat patty! Bolshevik! Knobby.
Not quite.
Scamper! Procrastination! Scrumptuous! Swagger.
Tony! Tony? Y not? Why not? Yeah, "Tony" backwards! Judges? Physical challenge! What do you mean physical challenâ This doesn't even make any sense! Wow, a hundred points! Candace is on fire! Woo-hoo.
I'm not really on fire, am I? No, you're good.
How did I find you? Well, it was easy, with my Platy-Positioner satellite global platypus locator.
Patent pending.
Slippery snagglefoot.
That answer is correct! Candace, do you want the minus two thousand points, or do you want another physical challenge? I'll take another physical challenge.
She's taking the physical challenge! Dude, it's so cool you're in this commercial.
Thanks.
Hey, let's see if it's on another channel.
Wai-w-w-wait! Is that Candace? Whoa! She's like a TV star! Not only will I defeat you with this Flab Crusher, but I'm simultaneously getting a good burn on my delts.
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