by ashirogi27 Summer belongs to you! Uh, hello? Hey, Jeremy! It's me, Candace! Oh, hi, Candace.
You realize it's like Oops! Sorry.
I-I was just wondering how your vacation's going.
Actually, it's funny you called because you were in my dream just now.
Really? Yeah, it was weird.
You and I were in this Dixieland band and there was an iguana playing an oboe when weâ I gotta go, Jeremy.
I'll call you later.
Mom! Did you hear that? I can't hear anything because of all this road construction.
But, Mom, they've built a giant rope jumping robot and it'sâ Phineas, will you turn that thing off? I am trying to bust you! We can't, it's become self-aware! The jump-roping was his idea! Mom! Mom! Mom! Okay, I'm here.
What did you wanna tell me? Backyard, now! Excuse me? Backyard, now, please? I jump, therefore, I am.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Right back here, Mom! Look! Here they are.
Hi, kids.
Did you have fun today? Yes.
Yes, we did.
Good for you.
I would've been home sooner, but it took me an hour to drive around the road construction in the neighborhood.
It sure would be helpful if they could just make the days a little longer.
Who do I call about that? Hey, do you mind? We have a visual gag going on here.
Thank you! Our vacation is more than halfway over, and what have we accomplished? Okay, so we've built a rollercoaster, we traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah See? We've hardly done anything! We need a real challenge.
We need to create the biggest, longest, funnest summer day of all time! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Doofenshmirtz in a Jet Airplane! Well, Vanessa, are you looking forward to seeing Tokyo on our daddy-daughter trip? Yeah.
I was really hoping for Paris.
I mean, I did drop all those hints, but I guess Tokyo is more exotic.
Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment! That makes perfect sense.
There is no other ulterior motive behind it all, so, you know Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're expecting a slight delay for our arrival in Tokyo.
There's always something.
Turbulence, headwinds, giant jump-roping robots I dangle, therefore, I am.
So, Mom, while you're away, I'm in charge, right? For two whole days? That's right.
Remember, no boys over.
Of course, Mom.
Jeremy's in Paris anyway.
So When you say I'm in charge, what exactly do you mean by that? Well, to put it simply, I mean, "you're in charge".
So, Phineas and Ferb were up to something bust-worthy, and I am, as you say, "in charge", I have free reign to call you as many times as necessary? Quite the contrary, Candace.
Being in charge means you handle things yourself.
Yup.
Basically, if you're really in charge, you won't need to call at all.
You see, if the boys are doing something bust-worthy, that means you're not doing your job and you would be in trouble too.
Whoa! Whoa, heavy! By busting the boys, I bust myself? Ah, there's the rub.
Right next to the pair of ducks.
I'm also packing this book of puns! Bye, kids! Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Have a successful endeavor! Paris French girls and Jeremy Iguana playing an oboe Stacy? I am freaking out here! Ugh I'll be right over.
Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast? Hello? So, Phineas, what'cha doin' up so early? Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year! And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer.
So, you built the Statue of Liberty? No Oh, wow.
That is weird.
Behold! The Amazing Sun-Beater 3000! Wow! Amazing! It's a name followed by a big number! It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly.
In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does, making this, the longest day of summer, even longer! That'll give us twenty-four hours of continuous daylight, and add the extra fifteen hours we would've had anyway, that's almost a forty-hour day! It can't be done! There's only twenty-four hours in a day and that's that! Well, yes and no.
You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun, and we follow the sun by travelling around the worldâ Nah, nah! Don't try and confuse me with your sorcerous ways.
There's nothin' I've ever seen that would make me believe you could pull this off.
Except for that time-machine thing, andâ Oh, and the rollercoaster! But, other than that, nothin'! Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back, oh Man Nature just bends to your will, doesn't it? Yeah, nothing's impossible if you believe you can do it.
Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible.
And what's more, I bet you can't do it! You bet us? Yeah, I bet you! And if you lose, you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone and say that you are governed by the laws of physics, and summer's not whatever you want to make of it.
And what's more, you're gonna spend the rest of your summer doin' nothin'! And what happens when we win? Hm I'll eat a bug.
Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked.
Are you asking? No.
All right.
How about I give you back your bike I took when we were little? My bike! Mine! No How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets, you've gotta give everyone their bikes back.
Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel.
I still get to eat the bug though, right? Sure thing, Buford.
I want the bug.
Phineas, what are you doing? You're putting your entire world view on the line.
And for what? A bunch of bikes? And a bug! Isabella, it isn't about the bikes.
It's about my world view.
You see, we've all gotta ask ourselves just one question.
(Song: I Believe We Can) What is a summer really But a tepid month or three? Clay Aiken? Yeah.
I hired a stunt singer, what do you think? If you agree with Buford That's all it will ever be And we don't need to break the laws of physics To make a day that's longer than a day We can follow that old sun 'round the circumference of the globe And stop all the nay-sayers from nay-say ing 'Cause I believe we can And that's the measure, the measure of a man It may sound far-fetched This thing we've got planned But I believe we can I believe we can Ooh, I believe.
I believe we can And that's the measure, the measure of a man Oh, that's the measure of a man Chaka Khan.
We'll make it back here Nice.
We'll make it back here To where we began Oh Or at least that's the plan! Of course First you're gonna have to fix this wing, yeah! Hey, where's Perry? Uh, hi, Agent P.
Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note.
"Dear Carl, I haven't been kidnapped so don't come looking for him.
I mean me.
" Kinda weird, though, that he took the time to cut each letter out of a magazine.
Anyhoos, Doof is on vacation with his daughter in Tokyo right now which is where the Annual World Good Guy convention is being held, and Major Monogram's the keynote speaker.
Coincidence? A 100% yes! So, I guess you got the day off! Alright, you got your breakfast.
What's eating you? Well, you know how Jeremy's in France for another week? Yeah, so? Do you know what they have in France? The pyramids? No! French girls! Come on, Candace.
Everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item.
Not officially.
He's never even called me his girlfriend.
We've never even kissed! That means that Jeremy is single, in Paris, and surrounded by French girls.
I'm no fool, Stacy, I've seen the oil paintings.
Candace, you've got to believe in yourself.
What do French girls have that you don't have? At the moment, Jeremy.
Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend, maybe you should call him your boyfriend.
I can do that? I can use the B-word first? Sure, why not? Oh, and Stacy Pyramids? Really? Oh, right.
That's Belgium, isn't it? Look at this.
It says that the tallest structure in Tokyo is the Tokyo Tower.
And it even looks like the Eiffel Tower! See? It's just like we're in France! Oh, here's my bag now! I can't believe you brought work with you! What do you mean? Dad, you've got some guy tied up here.
No, no, Vanessa.
We've got some guy tied up here.
I've got a name, you know.
All right.
Vanessa, Major Monogram.
Major Monogram, Vanessa.
There, you happy now? I've never been happy.
Come on, let's go get a taxi.
I'd prefer a town car.
Quiet, you! Okay, we're getting a slight late start because of the broken wing, but here's the whole route.
With stops in Tokyo and Paris to refuel.
You're going to Paris? Yeah, wanna come? To the City of Love? That's what they call it.
You're asking me, to go to the City of Love, with you? Yeah, it'll be fun.
Now, let me see if I got this straightâ Hey, Dinner Bell! I'm goin' with you to make sure you don't cheat.
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