Ahh (Song: Skiddley Whiffers) Hey, what's the new game that your friends all wanna play? (Skiddley Whiffers!) Totally over when you hear somebody say (Skiddley Whiffers!) It's every bit as great as we have advertised If you don't own a copy, you'll be ostracized at school Skiddley Whiffers is cool (Skiddley Whiffers is all you need) Skiddley Whiffers is cool (Skiddley Whiffers is guaranteed) Skiddley Whiffers is cool (Skiddley Whiffers is all you need) Skiddley Whiffers is cool Skiddley Whiffers! Your parents played it, now you can too! Skiddley Whiffers is the best game ever! And Ha! That brings me out of the mud pit, into the car wash, through the terrible tower, and Uh-oh, roll again! Yes! Double kings, baby! 'Scuse me.
And here comes the big finish.
Bing! Bing! Bing! Victory bell! I've broken winning streak.
Oh, that feels good! But you wouldn't know about that 'cause you lost! I am the Queen of Skiddley Whiffers! Who is the Queen? I am the Queen! It sure is nice to see Candace happy.
What kind of Queen? Skiddley Whiffers Queen! I mean, seriously, we've been playing this game for what? Six years? And look! I've won 19 out of 24 games this year.
The last 12, in a row.
It's like Skiddley Whiffers wants me to win.
And consequently, you two lose! Over, and over, and over again.
Skiddley Whiffers is too easy! I need to move on to a bigger challenge.
A bigger challenge? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? Happy 999th lair entrance, Agent P! To commemorate this joyous occasion, we like to present you with this souvenir t-shirt.
I made it myself! I'm gonna go print up some more! Just wear it for the day, i-it's good for his self-esteem.
Uh, Doofenshmirtz has been spotted en route to Danville National Park.
So, I guess for you it'll be a walk in the park.
'Cause you're going to the park.
Where Doof is.
Doofenshmirtz's minibus camping van! Alright everyone, we're here.
Let's unpack so we can get a head start.
We? Shouldn't you be off playing with your little platypus friend? What? Andâ And leave my little girl all alone in the wilderness? No way! Dad, I'm not your little girl anymore.
Look at me, I'm sixteen years old! Sixteen! That's practically an adult! But, you still treat me like I'm a little kid! I just need some space, that's all.
A-Are you even listening to me?! But Vanessa, what if there were a blizzard or an earthquake and-andâ You have no one to take care of you, not even kindly ocelots, like I had.
Dad?! Uh, I-I could be at that campsite right overâ Go home! Okay, pumpkin.
Stay safe.
But what ifâ GO! I suppose you're wondering why we called all of you here today.
Yeah.
Actually, we were.
Ferb? Ta-da! That's not clearing anything up for me.
I don't care what it is.
The hairdryer is mine.
Alright! Nobody move! You two! You think you can just make giant thingys for all the world to see? Well, no, sir! I'm gonna put the bust on you, but good.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! So in this giant version of the classic game Skiddley Whiffers Hey, Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making some giantâ Wait.
Did you say, "Skiddley Whiffers"? Giant Skiddley Whiffers, yes.
Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting.
And yet, so bustable! And yet, so tempting.
Wanna play? Yes! I'm the sneaker! I get dibs on the truck! Boo-ya! I claim the fedora, and Ferb picks the nose! You know, real unicorns are pink.
I am just saying.
Our gameboard today will be Danville itself, where rich architectural heritage and natural wonders will provide the thrills.
And the first player back home wins.
And we don't even have to do any work, just roll a number on this electronic die and the game pieces will automatically move that many spaces across Danville.
Yeah, yeah, let's get this party started! Lob it over! Six! So long, losers.
One, two One, two When do I get to go? Oh! Ugh.
It is going to be a long day.
Nature is our mother! (Song: Poison Sumac) Yeah, the trees are great! Hey, groovy dudes and dudettes.
How's it hangin'? Wanna try my seven-layer bars? Man? Uh Uh, hey there, strange man I've never met.
Uh, hey there, strange man I've never met.
What brings you to our campsite? And how soon can you leave? Oh, I was just passin' by, you know communing with nature and all, likeâ You know us Us hippies do it A-And I thought, you dudes might wanna few groovy pointers from an old pro.
Actually, we're doing just fine.
Hey! Man! You know, fire is the leading cause of fire.
Whoa, whoa! Is that a Puttmaster 3000? I love these babies, they'reâ They're so far out.
They almost never collapse and suffocate you while you sleep.
But you know, the Tri-State Almanac says, they should be at least twenty feet from running water, and yours is an inch too close, man.
Seriously? Oh, a-and you need to tie up your food or you're gonna attract bears which would make it extremely difficult to, hang loose and, be groovy.
I-I've got lots of other righteous camping tips, but first, I need to get some life vests out of my van.
Whoa, that guy was totally freakstyle.
You have no idea.
Yeah! My third favorite number! Seven trade, baby! Feel the breeze! Only because I ruled leg irons! Spoken like a true lose-ah! Next suck-ah! Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Hey, guys.
How much longer do I wear the beard? Until you roll a "shave".
Awesome! But, what's with the monocle? It's an affectation.
Leave it alone.
Let's see, bandages, bug spray, shoulder pads Oh, hey man, nice threads.
Sorry, no scheme today, I'm just here secretly overprotecting my daughter while she's camping with some friends.
It's dangerous out here, Perry the Platypus, and I should know.
You see, back in Gimmelshtump in my youth When I was camping, I had this incident with a swarm of bees.
I only got one sting, but it did a lot of damage.
I still have a hydrant stuck in my leg, see? I'd have it removed, but the doctors say it's too close to an artery to operate.
That kind of thing happens all the time in the woods! All right, maybe I'm overreacting.
Actually, it's really just a beautiful pastoral setting.
There's probably nothing toâ Woo-hoo! Sorry! Huh? You see? You see how dangerous it is out here? You've got to help me overprotect my daughter.
Please? Please? Please? Oh, great! I know just what you can do! Poison sumac! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hey, brothers and sisters, I'm back with this industrial size first aid kit, and this state of the art security system.
Not to mentionâ Too sharp! Righteous.
Quarantined! Acorn helmets.
Better safe than sorry! Uh He's a little excitable, isn't he? Yes.
Yes, he is.
You have to leave! It's not safe here for little kids.
I mean for practically adults.
Flee! Back to the city, away from danger! Like what? Like that! See? All right, that's enough! Really, Perry? Really?! I expect more from you.
A-And you, Dad! But, how did youâ Oh, please.
You come out here jumping around with your costume, and your lame book, and it's It's just humiliating, Dad.
I'm not a little girl anymore.
Well, you're my little girl.
I know, I know, but all I want to do is have a good time with my friends, and you just keep popping up.
It's like you don't trust me.
You're right.
I'm sorry I got in your way.
Iâ Y'know, I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa.
C'mon, Perry the Platypus.
Maybe there's still time for a scheme today.
You know I-I won't even trap you.
You can just start beating me up right away.
Wait, I thought your dad was a pharmacist.
She's right, Perry the Platypus, I've been smothering her.
You know, it's just so hard to let go, as a parent.
But I'm going to turn over new leaf though, I can tell you that.
No more worrying, no more disguises no more rules! We're almost at the finish! Well, most of us.
She'll never win now! They're right.
I could lose.
But I can't give up now! I'm the queen of Skiddley Whiffers.
And I'm not gonna let anything break my streak.
Now toss me that dice! The singular is "die"! Wow.
That was uncalled for.
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