1
There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Isabella: Thanks for showing
me the old scrap books, nana.
I love hearing about the old days.
and what it was like to get up
and change the channel on the TV.
Oh, that's so cute, honey.
Look at how old-fashioned I still am.
I'm writing letter.
By hand!
Why don't you just text or call them?
[chuckles] You kids know nothing
of the lost art of letter writing.
Back when we were young,
we expressed our truest
feelings in letters.
Yes! You could tell someone
how much they meant to you
without worrying about getting
interrupted, or losing your nerve.
Or hiccupping.
That was my problem.
When I was young, I had
a crush on a certain boy
and I wrote a letter
telling him how I truly felt.
That boy ended up
being your grandfather.
Wow, I've been wanting to tell
someone how I feel for a long time now.
Really?
I've got an extra pen and paper.
Now take your time, deeply search
your feelings, express yours
I've been scripting this
thing out in my head for years.
Perfect timing!
The postman's here.
Add this to your bag, my good sir.
So nana, what he did
when he got your letter?
Did he come running to you
and sweep you into his arms?
What? Oh, no, I never mailed it!
I'm not brave like you.
I mean, what if he had
laughed at me or shown the
letter to his friends? Can
you imagine the embarrassment?
Oh, boy.
Hon, why do you have all these
boxes of take-out food thingies?
It's such a waste to get rid of them.
See?
Look, chopsticks and ponzu sauce.
That's Japanese, but look, there's
also a Chinese fortune cookie.
- That's what's known as "fusion.
"
- Okay, I'm hungry.
Oh, let's go get some food.
Would you kids like to come along?
No thanks, dad.
We had
fusion for breakfast.
Alright then! I'll clear all these
drawers and boxes out later, darling.
- See you, boys! [door closing]
- Hey, Ferb, let's do dad a favor
and clear these drawers
and boxes out for him.
Oh, look at this.
It's like a spoon and a fork together.
What would you even called that?
- In the U.
K.
, they call that a "foon.
"
- They do not.
It's a perfect fusion of
aesthetics and utility.
- It's like a little work of art.
Ferb
- What are you doing?
- Helping dad by clearing out this stuff.
- You're doing a chore?
[chuckles] No way are you getting
all the parent points.
I've got chores to do, too.
Carry on.
You know, the drawer in our kitchen
is full of honey and ketchup.
Yeah, and ours has red pepper flakes
and little tubs of grated cheese.
Well, go home and grab it, guys.
We're gonna make some art.
Hey, where's Perry?
[chattering]
Agent P, it seems that
Doofenshmirtz is into astrology now,
and that makes him very dangerous to us.
I know what you're thinking.
I was like you.
I always thought
horoscopes were a bunch of hooey.
But then I read my own horoscope.
I'm a sagittarius.
It said, "it's a bad
day to get a haircut.
"
How spooky is that?
I had my hair cut yesterday!
Today would be a bad
day to get a haircut.
How do they know that stuff?
If Doof figured out the
astrological signs of our agents,
he could predict our every move!
Excuse me, sir, I believe
horoscopes are meant
for entertainment rather
than to be taken as fact.
Of course you'd think that, Carl.
You're a capricorn!
You know what to do, Agent P!
Thinking: Oh, come on, Isabella.
What's so bad about writing a
letter and expressing my feelings?
Feelings are natural.
Phineas is natural.
We are both natural beings in the world
with feelings.
Oh
Did I really refer to him as "my
little crumb cake"? Who does that?
- [beeps] Come in, Fireside Girls!
- Go ahead, chief.
I just mailed a letter stating
my true feelings to Phineas,
and we need to stop
it before he reads it.
This mission is top priority.
I call it "operation Crumb Cake.
"
Crumb cake?
Is that what you called him?
[all giggling]
Oh, boy, it's worse than I thought.
- Wow! Artsy!
- Yeah, we're really getting into it.
Who knew that making an art piece
out of old take-out
stuff would be so fun?
It is almost like Tadeshi Kawamata's
massive chair sculpture in Abu Dhabi.
Or the sub lyric pile Killabuster
with onion on marble
- in Salzburg, Austria.
- Really?
Actually, I think he
just made that one up.
Chorus: [singing]
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh,
hello, Perry the platypus.
Could you be a sport and shut the door?
It gets really drafty in here.
Give it a good slam,
sometimes it sticks.
[thud] [laughs]
Bet you never dreamt you'd
get caught in a dream catcher.
Actually, Norm made that this morning.
Who knew he was so crafty?
Anyway, my astrologer
believes that when mercury is
in retrograde anything can
go wrong and usually does.
And you know she's always right.
She has dark hair and
bangs, and you know.
As it turns out, mercury has
been in retrograde all summer!
No wonder my evil schemes keep failing.
And that is why I invented
the Un-retrograde-inator!
You know, to reverse my bad luck.
You know, I know that un-retrograde
is sort of a double negative.
It sounds like I'm making
mercury go forwards,
but I'm actually sending
it backwards from going
bachwards, which happens to
look forward, but it isn't.
You know what? Basically
it's a reverse-inator,
but un-retrograde-inator,
it sounded more astrology-y.
Look, you know, I'll just
show you how it works.
Oh, Norm, could you come
over here for a moment?
I'm almost finished cleaning
up your mid-morning pinata, sir.
Yeah, yeah, que bueno, Norm.
- Now just stand right there.
- Okey-dokey.
Oh my! I have the sudden urge to dump
- your pinata pieces back on the floor.
- It works!
Now I am going to push the
giblets back into the chicken.
Isabella singing: # Postmaster
general, please help me out #
I wrote a boy a letter
now I'm filled with doubt
it was a sentimental notion
to spell out my emotion that way
before I have a heart
attack I need my letter back
I need a retraction
a full-scale rejection
at least if I could
edit it and soften the tone
please, just believe
it I have to retrieve it
don't say my opportunity
has already flown
Backup singers: # already flown #
oh, why did I ever sign my name?
I don't want to be
forever stamped in shame
I'd have to move to Belgium
and wear a really bad toupee
so before I have a heart attack
she needs her letter back
it could be in this very stash
she needs her letter back
it's hard to overstate this fact
I need my letter back
We'll never catch them this way.
But we will get that letter back!
No matter how nicely or
politely we have to ask.
We'll cut them off at
Phineas's house.
Let's go!
Now I'm going to put food
waste back on the dishes.
Yes, yes, thank you, Norm.
Does this make sense to you? Listen:
"Someone is secretly
speaking on your behalf.
"
Norm: Time to unmake the coffee.
It sounds positive for me and I like
that, but who is speaking nicely of me?
Wait, was it you, Perry the platypus?
Next, I'll un-make my dream catcher.
No, no, don't do that!
You never let me finish my sentences.
Hey, look! Looks like we're
here before the mail's come.
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