I'll buy those boobies for It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
Rats! What a shame.
Morty, your adventure's in a spiral.
For real, man, time to pull out.
You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! - You know why? - Uh, because it's lame? It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick.
Why can't you? Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here! Whatever.
It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem.
- I'm Mr.
Meeseeks.
- I'm Mr.
Meeseeks.
Look at me.
The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.
Look at me.
I'm Mr.
Meeseeks.
I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.
I fear the worst.
Your failures are your own, old man.
I'm Mr.
Meeseeks! Look at me.
I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through! I'm Mr.
Meeseeks! Look at me! Kill him! How are you today? - I'm Mr.
jelly bean.
- Hi, Mr.
jelly bean.
I'm Morty.
My grandpa and I are on an adventure.
- Nice.
Is it a fun adventure? - I hope so.
But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails.
Isn't that what adventures do? Hey, you know what? You're right.
Everything's going fine.
I just got to relax and go with the flow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh.
B-bye.
Uhh, no, stay.
Go with the flow.
Stop.
You're making me really uncomfortable.
Stop fighting me.
Just let this happen.
Get off of me! Sweet home Alabama Whoo! No! Stop! Please! Stop being such a tease, you sweet little- No! No! Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood.
None of us can die until our job is done.
The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game! No, we won't.
But we will get all strokes off his game.
Where's he going with this? What's he mean? When we kill him.
Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.
Where would you go? I don't know, man.
Italy.
Greece.
Argentina.
Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.
Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut? What the heck? There he is! Run, Jerry! Come on out, Jerry! Guys, I'll choke up.
I'll follow through.
I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay? Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.
Come on, Rick, quit stalling.
What do ya got? Read 'em and weep, fellas! Oh, hey, Morty.
Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure.
I'm havin' a good time, Morty.
- It's not so bad.
- Let's just go home, okay? I'm calling it.
The adventure's over.
We can't leave now, Morty.
- I'm on fire! - Look, I want to leave now.
You win the bet, okay? Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please.
Please, I just want to go home.
Okay.
Listen, Morty.
I just won a bunch of shmeckels.
Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh? - Really? - Sure, Morty.
Yeah.
You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
Buckle up! Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.
And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.
Just ask Aah! what's your name, ma'am? Samantha.
Please, mister! Give him what he wants! Innocent people are going to die because of me.
Why am I so mediocre? Jerry, turn around.
Straighten your back.
Bend your knees.
Bend them.
Square your shoulders.
Take a deep breath.
I love you.
I'm counting to three, Jerry.
What the is going on? He's got it! That's a lower handicap stro-o-ke! Excuse me.
I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks.
What about your short game? Oh, my God, oh, my God! What about your short game?! Ooh, nice! I think we'll take our food to go.
No, you won't.
The police are coming.
You have so many questions to answer.
Fair enough.
Thank you, kind sir.
Our village is saved! You are both true heroes! Good job, Morty.
Looks like you won the bet.
Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should.
You know, you were right about the universe.
It's a crazy and chaotic place.
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