This must be the best day of your life.
You get to be the mayor of "I told you" town.
You're welcome.
Hold on.
I wish that shotgun was my penis.
If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.
I don't get it, and I don't need to.
Mom! Dad! - Summer! - Summer! - Where's Morty? - I don't know.
Do you think grandpa Rick had something to do with this? It's not fair to assume that, Summer.
Oh, not fair? Give me a break.
He is a selfish, irresponsible ass, and he left my mother.
A real man stands by his woman.
Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo.
Tchoo-tchoo.
Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty.
At least they're not in love with you anymore, though.
That's a huge step in the right direction.
Oh, my God! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick? Me irresponsible?! All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted me to buckle down and make you up a roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school.
I mean, are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? You're a little creep, Morty.
You're you're just a little creepy creep person.
All right, fine.
I should have just listened to you when you refused to make the serum.
I'm willing to accept my part of the blame for this, Rick.
But I'll tell you something you know what? You got to accept your part of the blame! I'm not the one who fouled up the serum! I'm not the one who haphazardly, you know, mixed a bunch of nonsense together and created a bunch of cronenbergs! You got to fix this, Rick! All right, all right, Morty.
You know, we are in a pretty deep hole, here, but I do have one emergency solution that I can use that'll kind of put everything back to normal, relatively speaking.
Here, Morty, put this on while I do a little bit of scouting.
Wow, Rick, I got to say, you really pulled a rabbit out of your hat this time.
I mean, I really thought that the whole place was gonna be messed up for good, but here, you did it you figured out that crazy solution, like you always do.
Whoo! That's some great luck.
Come on, Morty.
Luck had nothing to do with it.
I'm great.
That's the real reason.
Now, Morty, what do you say, buddy? Will you hand me a screwdriver so I can finish my ionic dis defibulizer? Sure thing, Rick.
Here's a screwdriver.
All right, Morty.
Thank you very much.
We got one screw turn and two screw turns and All right, Morty, here we are.
Oh, my God, Rick! Is that us?! We're dead! What is going on, Rick? I'm freaking out! Calm down, Morty! Look at me! Calm down, Morty! No, I can't deal with this! - Calm yourself, Morty.
- I can't deal with this, Rick! - Calm down, Morty.
- This can't be real! You got to calm down, Morty.
We're ripped apart! Shut up and listen to me! It's fine.
Everything is fine.
There's an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal.
I just had to find one of those realities in which we also happen to both die around this time.
Now we can just slip into the place of our dead selves in this reality and everything will be fine.
We're not skipping a beat, Morty.
- Now, help me with these bodies.
- This is insane.
Look, Morty, I'll grab myself, you grab yourself, okay? I mean, that seems fair to me I mean, that seems like a fair way to divvy it up.
Rick, what about the reality we left behind? What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don't think about it.
It's not like we can do this every week, anyways.
We get three or four more of these, tops.
Now, pick up your dead self and come on.
Haste makes waste.
I don't suppose you've considered this detail, but obviously, if I hadn't screwed up as much as I did, we'd be these guys right now, so, again, you're welcome.
Look on down from the bridge there's still fountains down there look on down from the bridge it's still raining up here everybody seems so far away from me everybody just wants to be free look away from the sky it's no different when you're leaving home I can't be the same thing to you now I'm just gone just gone how could I say goodbye? How could I say goodbye? You know, the thing about a shark He's got lifeless eyes black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living until he bites ya, and then the the blood, and the red, and the water You ever wonder what happened to Rick and Morty? Sometimes.
But, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy.
Here we are, cronenberg Morty, a reality where everyone in the world got genetically cronenberged.
We'll fit right in, cronenberg Morty.
It'll be like we never even left cronenberg world.
Yeah, cronenberg Rick, but, you know, I'm gonna miss cronenberg world, because everyone was cronenberged all along like us from the beginning, you know? I mean, I wish we hadn't genetically ruined cronenberg world beyond repair like we did, you know, and turned everyone into regular, normal people just walking around.
Don't you worry about that sort of thing, cronenberg Morty.
Let's go make ourselves at home, huh?
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