Just shrank a little.
But a few years ago, your scientists noticed Pluto had gotten so small they couldn't even call it a "planet" anymore.
Should've been our wake-up call.
But the rich Plutonians won't wake up, and they love your dad telling everyone Pluto's a planet because that means they can keep mining until Pluto goes from planet to asteroid to meteor, and finally Um, a party? Is everyone in your family an idiot? Well, for sure me and my dad are.
Well, all you have to do is get him to admit that, and you could save four billion lives.
Yeah, you know, the thing is my dad's really insecure.
Hmm.
Funny.
Mr.
Needful, out of everything in the store, you'll never guess what we couldn't get rid of.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I wish this desk was lighter.
I wish this knot was looser.
Come on.
I don't -- Wait, what am I doing? I wish I knew CPR.
Oh, Jesus.
What a waste of a monkey paw.
Mr.
Needful, how could you even think of doing something so horrible? I'm the devil.
What should I do when I fail -- get myself an ice cream? You haven't failed.
People like Rick are making me obsolete.
I mean, seriously.
I may be "the devil", but your grandpa is the devil.
I just want to go back to hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.
No! It's not fair.
Everyone in this town got something they wanted from you -- even Rick.
I was your only friend, and I get nothing? Okay.
I'll give you one thing.
- Name it.
- I want to help you.
Clever twist.
I learned from the best, you old fart.
Now, let's go get you hydrated.
Looks like we've got haunted boxing gloves that will make you the heavyweight champion in 1936, and then you'll be trapped there, winning the same fight for eternity.
I can take out the "eternity" and the padding, and then you'll have some time-traveling mittens.
Oh, look, it's Rosemary's baby.
- How's business? - Here's the last of our inventory.
We're going to file chapter 11 and do some restructuring.
Sounds like code for "you win, Rick.
" That was important to you, wasn't it? Nope.
It was important to your dumb devil friend.
To me, this was all just a bit, like when bugs bunny [beep] with the opera singer for 20 minutes.
He tried to kill himself.
Seriously? Holy crap.
Holy crap.
But you know what, grandpa Rick? He's strong, and he's never going to give up.
Uh-huh, yeah, I don't care.
Oh, I know.
Everyone knows you don't care.
So? So have fun not caring.
- I always do.
- Good.
Yeah, it is good.
It's the best.
I'm sure it is.
- Bye.
- Later.
I'm here to pick up my undead cat and child.
Yeah, uh Give me a sec.
These are the forms for the employee health plan.
All right, yeah, put -- put them on my Eh.
I just got bored.
Everybody out.
All right, just one more rally, then I promise we'll get back to your science project.
Dad, Pluto isn't a planet.
It's shrinking because of corporations.
Yeah, that's what that anti-planet nut job Scroopy Noopers was screaming about outside the ministry of money's fundraiser.
Are you telling me four billion Plutonians are wrong? You said science wasn't easy.
I said science isn't always easy.
Obviously, that means sometimes it is easy.
Let's not debase ourselves with word games, son.
Dad, their whole planet is dying.
Ha! You called it a planet.
Checkmate.
What's up, Pluto? Mr.
Smith, please tell my friend here what you just told me.
Go on.
My very eager mother just served us nine pickles, and the "pickles" is Pluto.
My god, the man's a genius.
Um, excuse me.
Morty, what? Dad, what did you think about the recent report published by the Pluto science reader linking Pluto-quakes, sinkholes, and surface shrinkage to deep-core Plutonium drilling? Well, son, what did you think when you were 5 and you pooped your pants, and you threw your poopy undies out your bedroom window because you thought it was like throwing something in the garbage? I mean, I'm trimming the hedges, and these things are just hanging there.
Was I supposed to think the poop bunny left them? Good one, dad.
Hey, Morty, you want to go on a Oh.
Hey, Beth.
Hello? Hey, Jerry, you in here being stupid? Thanks.
Hey, you know, I was thinking, you know, I might watch a movie.
I am not programmed for friendship.
Suit yourself.
Hey.
Hey.
W-w-what's going on? Um, listen, can you help me do the stupid science fair project? Whatever.
Jerry, you must be so excited.
The Pluto-bel prize is the highest honor a scientist can receive.
I'm flattered and humbled.
Oh, I like that.
Use that in your speech.
Also, talk about Pluto being a planet.
People like that.
Your highness, we've captured Scroopy Noopers.
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