So, from now on, whatever we do, we have to be certain.
Right.
I think I'm certain we're effed in the "a".
Oh, God, my head.
What did you guys do? We put you in a dog crate because you were acting crazy and you caused another time fracture.
You tried to kill yourself.
O-only in self-defense.
Myself tried to kill me first.
Guys, I don't expect you to understand this, but time breaking twice means our problem is two times bigger and we've got half as much time to solve it.
Well, actually, I do expect you to understand that.
It's basic math.
C-can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.
Well, is there some way you can prove you're not a threat to yourself and others anymore? Oh, for God's sake.
All right, here.
- Give me the time crystal.
- Wh-what are you doing? Calling myself.
Here, listen.
It'll probably go to voice-mail since, you know, I'm calling myself.
- Hello, Rick here.
- Don't fall for it.
It's a bit.
Just kidding! Ha, ha! You just got ricked.
- You've reached Rick's voice-mail.
- You know what to do.
Hey, Rick.
It's Rick.
Listen, I'm sorry about earlier.
No hard feelings.
I know you know I mean it, too.
Take it easy.
Whoa, damn! Look at this.
I'm blowing up Three new voicemails.
Hey, Rick.
It's Rick.
Listen, I'm sorry about earlier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard this one.
Hey, Rick.
It's Rick.
Hey, Rick, it's You get the idea.
W-we're cool now.
Okay, well, we're still not gonna let you out of this crate.
Fine.
I'll just do it myself.
If you could get out that whole time, why didn't you? Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty.
That's the difference between you and me.
I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.
You know, geez, Rick! Y-y-you're really tearing into me right now.
You know, words hurt.
- Holy! - A monster! Hey, you hey, quit yelling.
Quit yelling.
What the [bleep] Your time is all ripped up to hell! You broke your time twice.
How did this happen? Shut the [bleep] up.
Oh, damn.
I'm from the fourth dimension.
I can hear all of y'all.
Now let's just see what we got here for a second.
Hey, damn it.
Were you trying to use this to Oh, see, you broke time, and you thought you could just stick it back together with this? How you think you gonna move time while you're standing in it, you dumb-ass three-dimensional monkey-ass dummies? Oh, way to go, Rick.
Yeah, grandpa, way to go.
What, you're just gonna listen to this guy now? He's got a giant testicle for a head.
He came here in a bubble.
For all we know, he could be the David Berkowitz of nutsackland.
Shut up.
Here, put these on.
They'll sync your possibilities up so I can bring you back to certain time.
Y'all are just Just just negligent.
See, now Now look right here.
Hey, hey, hey, the three of you, put your collars on.
- We have them on.
- What are you talking about? - Uh, we did.
- We're not wearing collars.
Exactly.
'Cause you're being obstinate.
What? Put the damn collars on if you want to live.
- They're on right now.
- We did.
They're on.
All right, fine.
Summer, Morty, put them on.
- Yes, we're back! - No more cats! - We're back in certain time.
- Problem solved.
No more cats! Oh, you did it! - You fixed it.
- Yeah, I did.
Now keep those collars on so you don't break your weak-ass time again.
How long, exactly, do we have to wear these things? They're really embarrassing.
Well, since you're going to time prison, I'd say you can keep them on forever.
- Time prison? - Yeah.
Well, I don't know where you expect me to think you got that crystal over there, but the only way your dumb-ass assin' ass asses could ever have on is if it was stolen.
You stole a time-freezing crystal from testicle monsters?! I would've been happy to pay for it, s Summer, but they don't exactly sell them at Costco.
Besides, there's a larger lesson to be learned here.
Get him! No, no, no, no! You better keep back! Man, this will turn your ass into a third-trimester fetus from 30 yards.
Mm.
Isn't there a kitten somewhere that needs a manicure? That's right, Mrs.
Smith.
Give in to your anger.
Neglect that deer.
Honey, it's gonna be okay.
These men are from the Cervine Institute of elk, moose, deer, and stag.
They can take this deer to a helicopter and fly it to the country's top deer surgeon on a wildlife reserve across the state border.
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