Where your jurisdiction ends.
I guess that's the end of that.
There is just one more thing.
According to this state's veterinarian statute, this animal can't be transferred until the current attending physician verbally confirms their inability to provide adequate care.
You heard the man, horse doctor.
You have to say you couldn't hack it.
We did it! Uh-huh.
No, mother no.
Earth, dude.
No, I'm talking about Yeah, with the dinosaurs.
No, if you get to the dolphin people, you gone too far.
All right, man, I'll talk to you later.
Okay.
You know what they do to third-dimensional life forms in time prison? Same thing they do in every other prison, only forever.
Why are you doing this? You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions, man.
Bringing you guys in is my ticket up.
What if I told you there's a huge ticket up right behind you? - You really think I'm that stupid? - All right, hear me out on this.
You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite.
Okay, well, then that means there's a 100% chance that you'll eventually do everything, including turning around to look behind you.
I cannot argue that.
Aaah! Oh, God, gross and weird! Chris! You killed my gun! Summer, Morty, take off your collars.
- What? - What the hell are you doing? Good question.
I suppose the answer is I'm not certain.
Oh, no, what are you doing? - I have no idea.
- I'm not sure.
Stop it! Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
I'm really uncertain about everything, even kicking your ass.
List hey! Tw ow! But these arms are vestigial! Now, you poked me where an eye would've been about 6 million years ago.
Come on, let's help grandpa.
Yes! I'm 100% not sure about anything! Yeah, totally uncertain.
Beat his ass! Get him! Beat him up! - Kick his ass, Rick! - Die, mother[bleep]! Ow! I'm defeated.
- What's happening? - Time is falling apart.
We've got to get back to certainty quick.
Give me your collars.
Oh, man.
Don't you have to fix, like, 30 of them? Morty, I have to fix three of them.
And then there's 31 other versions of me that have to also fix three, for a total of 96.
I'm not an idiot.
I know how to be decisive.
- Now hand me that flat-head screwdriver.
- Now hand me that Phillips screwdriver.
- Actually, make it a flat-head.
- Actually, make it a Phillips.
Oh, shit.
Look, I know I was kind of a nuisance today.
I know it's my fault we hit the deer.
And I know you wanted to be the one to save it.
Whatever.
How petty would I have to be to care less about an animal's life than my own ego? Well, you'd have to be pretty petty.
But you'd still be the woman I married.
Where are we going? One last stop.
Where's the helicopter? There is no helicopter.
And there is no Cervine Institute.
But the top deer surgeon I'm looking at her.
Thanks for teeing me up like that.
You better get moving.
These lights are designed for basic ice-cream work.
They're not gonna last all night.
I need five minutes.
Jerry, this was the most romantic weekend I've ever had.
Thanks to cold stone creamery.
You're welcome.
Okay, collars are done.
Put them on.
We're out of time.
It's ironic, huh? Huh? Wait a minute.
- Great.
- Rick! What's going on? The collar.
Oh, the latch is broken.
It won't latch closed around my neck.
- Oh, are you kidding me? - Geez, what's going on? How come our collars aren't green? Obviously because someone doesn't know how to put his collar on, and one of me is stuck trying to help him.
Don't blame this on me.
You're the one that couldn't fix a latch.
What are you talking about? It's not broken, Morty.
I fixed it.
Just put it on.
It won't close.
It's broken.
Fine, bring it here.
Oh! - Rick! - Morty! Oh, really, Morty? Well, I'm sorry.
I'm not the one who's so [bleep] uncertain about everything.
You know what I'm certain of, Rick? I've really made up my mind about this.
I never want to see you again! You're never gonna see anything again, you little dummy! You killed us! God damn it.
Rick! Oh! Morty, where's your collar? I'll fix it.
I dropped it.
What the hell? What have you done to me, Morty? I'm okay with this.
Be good, Morty.
Be better than me.
Oh [bleep] the other collar! I'm not okay with this.
I am not okay with this! Oh, sweet Jesus, please let me live.
Oh, my God, I have to I've got to fix this thing.
Please, God in heaven.
Please, God.
Oh, lord, hear my prayers.
Yes! [Bleep] you, God! Not today, bitch! Please, God, if there's a hell, please be merciful to me.
Yes, I did it! There is no God! In your face! One dot, mother[bleep]! - Yes! - Oh, yes! All right, you know what I'm talking about.
- Oh, that was a close call.
- Oh, yeah! I'm gonna do the cabbage patch, Morty.
- Oh, yeah, do it.
- Check me out.
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