The fart that pooped gold.
No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us.
Any species that gets ahold of this thing is gonna use it to take over the galaxy.
You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work? Somebody dropped the dime on us.
Gearhead! I'm sorry, Rick.
The reward on your head is too high.
And like you always say, you got to look out for number one.
Number one is me, asshole! You're supposed to be my friend! Friend?! Do you even know my real name? It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.
I belong to an entire species of gear people.
Calling me "gearhead" is like calling a Chinese person "Asia face".
No! Not twigs! Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room never betray me, and it's time to go.
Nobody move! Oh, my god.
Are those Hey, Morty, remember when you said selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger? How do you feel about all these people that are getting killed today because of your choices? I did the right thing, Rick! - Tell that to gearhead's gearsticles.
- You did that! Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy" right now.
At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty.
I can't believe Rick did this.
- This is the eighth to the last straw.
- Ante up.
You know what? Screw it! I have a better gamble for you guys.
I say we escape.
If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door.
You think we're kept here against our will? That would be illegal.
But if you can leave, then why are you still here? Same reason as you.
We're Jerrys.
I'm leaving.
Okay, then.
That was always allowed.
Morty, take the wheel! Whoa! Whoa! Geez! Damn it, Morty! Who taught you to fly this thing? I'm kidding.
I know that's on me.
Um, Rick! Shit.
Well, I guess this is it.
Morty, crack the window.
I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend.
Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself.
That's how friends are.
Or does he want herto himself? The worlds can be one together Cosmos without hatred Stars like diamonds in your eyes My life is a [bleep] joke! Goodbye, moon men You say goodbye, moon men Goodbye, moon men All right.
Let's proceed.
Damn.
Can't blame that on the dog.
Talk about silent but deadly.
I-I've seen some nerve gas, but that this gas got nerve! You know what I'm saying? - Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty.
Gone with the wind! Am I right?! If you don't like that one, Morty, an alt on that could be, like, if I said "gasablanca"! All right, I'm done.
Let's get to the Promethean Nebula, so my grandson can finish saving a life! - Glagga blag blag.
- Um, Earth, please? Is this Do I pay? Agga blag blag blag! Oh, I'm sorry, sorry! Ohh.
Hmm.
Mm, hey.
Aah! Agga blag blag? Oh, uh, hey.
What? - Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want? Agga blag blag ohh! Uh Hey.
Are you the one that left? I get it.
It's a it's a hassle out there.
Right? And who needs that? - Right? - Right? - Not me.
- Who needs that? Ho, ho! Not us.
Uh, who are you? Oh, excuse me.
Paul Fleischman.
Infinite timelines.
In some of them, Beth remarries.
- Geez.
- Don't worry.
I treat Beth very well, and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty.
Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you.
Hey, you want to give us a hand with this? We're trying to figure out how to get the sound coming through the stereo instead of the TV.
It's very difficult.
Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input? We tried that, but there's two different colors.
But there's two different colors.
The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters" what you call "north" of what you call "here".
Fine.
Morty, take your fart to his hole and say your goodbyes.
I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty.
That's my new word for shit because of today's events.
Here it is.
This should take me back to my kind.
I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.
I'm really sorry your name became fart.
- I will be back soon, Morty.
- Really? After I return to the others with this location, we will be back for your cleansing.
Um, cleansing? Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.
To us, you are what you would call a disease.
Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
You said yourself that life must be protected, even though sacrifice.
You haven't changed your mind about that.
I can sense your thoughts.
Morty? Um, before you go, could you sing a c-could you sing for me again? Yes, Morty.
Cosmos without hatred Diamond stars of cosmic light Quasars shine through endless night And everything is one in the beauty And now we say goodbye Aah! Morty, why? Why? Goodbye.
So, did you guys make out a little bit? Is he gonna send you a postcard? Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you.
Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs and decision making a lot today, but I am glad that you insisted on getting that fart home.
You know, at least all the death and destruction wasn't for nothing, you know? You miss your fart friend, huh? Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy.
While you were gone, I found a new wormhole with millions of beings just like him on the other side, and they're all coming to visit.
What?! Rick, no! You can't! Too late, Morty.
The hole's opening.
No, Rick! You don't understand.
There's there's a lot more where that came from, too.
Hey, hey, bro, how many people was your Morty responsible for killing today? None.
We chilled at Blips and Chitz all day.
Ain't that right, homey? Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules! Must be nice.
Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.
Mm! I missed you.
Hey, Rick.
Glad you're safe, Jerry.
- What do you say we go home? - I'd like that.
Hey, wait.
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