3. Auto Erotic Assimilation (第2季)【完整台词】

They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy.

They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful.

And then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.

Never gonna happen though, right? Never.

Never.

Back in a flash.

Best weekend ever, Rick.

I agree, Rick.

Let's see how long we can go.

Hey, Une.

You got any more-- Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes.

I'm not strong enough to do it in persons.

I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you.

You can't change.

And I have no problem with that, but it clearly means I have a problem with myself.

I'm sure there's no perfect version of me.

I'm sure I'll just unify species after species and never really be complete.

But I know how it goes with us.

I lose who I am and become part of you.

Because in a strange way, you're better at what I do without even trying.

Yours, and nobody else's, Unity.

P.

S.

, I don't know where those coal miners were before they were assimilated.

You might want to get checked.

Hey.

Dad.

I, um Jerry and I were looking for our weed whacker and found your subterranean lair and your alien prisoner, and he got away.

And I know I sound like mom, but I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, so no more alien prisoners and no more subterranean excavation without consulting us.

- Okay.

- Okay? "Okay" like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere - and never come back? - No.

It's your house.

Grandpa Rick, what happened with Unity? Who? Oh, Unity.

Yeah, well I mean, honestly, we're talking about an entity that thrives on enslavement, you know? It's not cool.

Fun's fun, but who needs it? I'll be in the garage.

Lay it, lay it down Let me see your hand Show me what you got You're always talking But you're not playing It doesn't match your face Get them away, away from this place Can you take me now? I, I want it I want it real Are you afraid of me now? Are you afraid of me now? Do you feel it? Do you feel it? Do you feel that I can see your soul? Do you feel it? Do you feel it? Do you feel the pain in your heart? I, I want it I want it real Run away with me now I, I want it I want it real Run away with me now Ah, ah Don't leave me Never leave me out Don't leave me Never leave me out Unity! Unity! Unity! How can I assist you? I want to talk to Unity, beta seven.

I know it's in there.

You're classified as a hostile entity, and Unity doesn't want to talk to you.

I know your game, beta seven.

I've met a billion of you, you little on-deck, in-the-wings shoulder to cry on! You are classified as a hostile entity.

Oh, you're just loving this, mother-- This isn't gonna shake out like you think, pal.

Unity's not into other hive minds.

It's gonna suck you in and use you up, and a month from now, I'm gonna be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs! Unity! Unity! Unity, I know you can hear me.

Get out here.

Weapons systems engaged.

Oh, in your dreams you have weapon systems.

Ugh, Rick, you said we were going to a movie.

We are, Morty.

All right, beta shit seven, you just got saved by the bell, bitch! Did you get any of that? It's-a good show-a.