Beauregard, and Summer.
Uh, dad, that's like 10 people.
I just love the number 6 for no reason! Where's my pencil at? - Here, Rick! Use me! - Oh, thanks, Pencilvester! Yeah, I guess that is what happened, but I don't get why I would do that.
Everybody makes mistakes, Rick.
Why do you think I have one of these? That's it.
Photos.
Hard evidence.
You're not in any of my photos, Mr.
Poopybutthole.
Well, what do you know about this? You're not in any of mine.
All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school.
What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're mormon or dying.
I will admit it's suspicious that Summer's only friend is a magic ballerina lamb that we've never seen.
Summer! Tinkles! It's past my bedtime.
Not in never past bedtime land! Here we go! Summer and Tinkles friends with each other Living in never past bedtime land No kitchen sinkles no little brother Going to raves and waving our hands Summer and tinkle, friends to the end Group text the whole crew, my mother friends! Ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry "T" to the "inkle" with a capital "I" Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Summer, we're trying to sleep.
It was Tinkles! Tinkles? That is su-- Suspicious.
We're always hearing about this Tinkles character, - but we never get to-- - Hi, everybody.
I'm Tinkles, and these are my friends.
See, everyone? Tinkles is real.
That means so am I.
- Sorry, Summer.
- Man, I'm sorry, Summer.
I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one.
Okay, look, we shouldn't need evidence or logic to know who's family and who isn't.
I know who the Smiths are.
I've known Beth since high school.
And her husband, Sleepy Gary, is hands down my absolute best friend.
Thanks, Jerry.
Beyond that, no offense to any of you, but all bets are off.
Look, I'm not used to being this unsure for this long.
I'm just gonna aim for shoulders starting with the weird girl.
Aah! - Grandpa Rick! - Hold still, "Summer".
Rick, that is my daughter.
Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just think that, Sleepy Gary? I've known you for 15 years.
Don't make me hurt you.
Rick, these are our family and friends, the people we barbecue with.
Have you forgotten the barbecue? Wait, why would you want me to-- You're one of them, aren't you? Rick.
You love those barbecues, Rick.
You love them.
Hai! Remember it, Rick? Shut up, Hamurai! Shut up, Amish Cyborg! What is this? '90s Conan? Remember the barbecue.
Remember the barbecue.
Remember the barbecue.
You know what, Pencilvester? It took me my whole life to realize it, but I love barbecuing.
- You're good at it, Rick.
- Watch me, baby.
I'm like Tom Cruise from, um, "Cuisine" or w-whatever that movie's called where he makes drinks.
Yeah, check me out.
I'm like Tom Cruise from "Cuisine".
Yeah.
Is that what it's called? "Cuisine"? Wow! Hey, everybody.
Let's give it up for the grillmaster Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Wait.
Noooooo! Shoot.
Now look.
It's like a "Where's Waldo?" page.
Can you find me? Check out all these zany characters.
We'll be right back after these messages.
I think you should put down the gun and we should get you to a doctor.
What do you say we take down these blast shields? - Yeah.
- I can't do that, Sleepy Gary.
All right, everybody listen to me.
I don't know if any of you guys are real, but this house has been infested with fake loved ones that spread through fake memories, and our planet will be destroyed if they get out.
But, Rick, even you have to admit you do tend to overreact to stuff.
You guys, we got to hurry.
I just got back from Walmart.
They're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for $149.
99 on sale, plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card.
Brings the total price down to $110 after tax.
Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece easy! They're all limited-edition "Zelda" ones.
Hurry! Hurry! Come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one and we can play Nintendo games! Nintendo, give me free stuff.
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that.
Don't overreact, Rick.
- Sleepy Gary, a word? - Sure, Jerry.
Rick, keep a level head, okay? 'Cause I'll tell you a secret about Frankenstein-- He's actually Frankenstein's monster.
Sleepy Gary, my head is filled with memories of our friendship.
I'm convinced that you're Beth's husband and I'm your friend, but if those memories can't be trusted, then Jerry, just say it.
Sleepy Gary, how do we know I'm real? Jesus, Jerry.
No, you're real.
Hey, look at me.
Now, I don't know which way is up out there, but I know us, and you're real, Jerry.
Remember our vacation? They're filming that new "Star Wars" movie down the coast.
- Should we check it out? - Sure.
Why not? Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
I'd like that.
What are we doing? I don't give a damn what else happens out there.
You and I are going to survive this.
Okay.
Hey, we agreed.
Never in the house.
That's a cool watch there, Rick.
Can I check it out? Uh, no thank-- Okay.
Trying to figure out how to lower the blast shields, huh? Anybody here think it's suspicious that a lot of people in here can't wait to get out of here? Ah, you're paranoid, Rick.
You've been paranoid since 'nam.
So, what are you gonna do when you rotate back to the world, Frankenstein? Shi-i-i-i-t.
I'mma bust a-- No! Get out of my head, parasite! - No! - Drop it.
Give me the gun, Frankenstein! Give it back! Yeah! Frankenstein! Is anyone here even real? Am I the only real person on Earth?! Maybe.
Or maybe, just maybe, we're all real.
You know me.
I'm Reverse Giraffe.
I have a short neck and legs.
- I went to college with Hamurai.
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