For those of you who were too lazy to tune in last week, This is what you missed on shameless Thanks, tim.
Stay down.
how long was that? Not long enough.
City pools are filled with city kids.
You need at least 90 seconds.
Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you.
I was able to pull some strings And get you these special cancer pills.
- Will they cure my cancer? - Depends on your attitude.
- I just got my one-year chip From sex addicts anonymous.
- I'll go slow.
- Not gonna happen.
- Jody only wants to cuddle and do it like missionaries.
It's boring.
- If I kick it up a notch, there's no stopping me.
It's an addiction.
- I think everyone at work, other than me, Is blowing the manager.
Princess, I got it.
Go take your break.
It's a not a break, break.
It's a "bobby" break.
- They're all gonna realize I'm not carrying My share of the load, literally.
- Gotta save your sperm for baby-making.
- This was a baby-making session? Hoping so.
daddy, it's molly.
Mommy died.
Please come.
Who the fuck's molly? She's my half-sister.
- That's just my girl penis.
- Looks exactly like a boy penis.
- Am I coming home with you? - You don't need to be playing house With mandy milkovich.
Doing shit like this signals something To a girl like mandy.
Sure you know what kind of signals you're sending? - Hey, fiona, ian, you met my father.
who the fuck are you? It's jimmy's dad.
- Were you trying to screw lip? Ian.
- I would like to report a negligent situation.
Six kids living in squalor.
No parental supervision.
They're all criminals.
That is an all-time low.
- think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? Fuck you, gallagher.
Ahh.
Dude, little man in the canoe.
- I'm sorry, but my game is off.
- How does a tongue forget how to lick? It's the whole "my dad is gay for your brother" thing.
It's like on a film loop in my brain.
Ian's cock, my dad's mouth-- In, out, in, out.
- It's just sex.
He's still the same person.
But is he? Because I'm rethinking everything I even thought about him.
Like in high school when my friends came over, Was he checking out their asses? Or that guy, uncle rick-- His racquetball partner with the feathered hair? - Uh-huh.
- Do not leave.
- Too hot in here anyway.
Sheets are sticking to my back.
And I gotta go to work.
Be happy you have a real dad, Not some thieving alcoholic deadbeat Who's puking into the silverware drawer.
I-- Doin' some work on the sewer main in a couple days, Just wanted to warn ya.
Warn us what? - The water's gonna be shut off for the day.
Oh, thanks.
- Honey? What is that for? Sex swing.
Trying to see if it can bear both of us at once.
If not, I can get us a four-post freestander.
Oh, god.
- What-- is this-- Aren't we-- ? - It's fine.
It's just with all the, um, Shipments and everything.
And just-- it's totally fine.
It's just-- I'm just not used to being, um, submissive.
- You can be the dom tomorrow.
- Okay.
Oh, that's fine.
It's good for us to grow As people.
- Shower's free.
Who's next? Hey! - She's not even related to us.
- Go pee downstairs.
Go.
- How long do you plan on keeping molly around? - Till we find someone to take him in.
- Are you looking? - Yeah.
- Good.
Might as well tell him he's a he, While you're at it.
- Mm, what-- what time is it? - Sex o'clock.
- Hey! - Quick, before carl gets back.
- Yeah, no, I can't-- - I'm sleeping.
- I got to, uh-- I gotta help carl set up for day care.
- I thought that was debbie's job.
Yeah, no, it is.
She's just going to the pool today, So I promised I'd supervise.
Still sleeping.
- What are your plans for the day? - Actually me and kev are taking The ice cream truck to indiana, Going on a fireworks run.
Can we come? - Uh, no, we won't all fit on the way back.
You know, stash is probably gonna take up, Like, half the truck, so-- Can you do it tomorrow? I really want us to take molly to the beach Before the weekend meatheads descend.
Jesus.
Other people exist, maybe? No, I gotta get down there Before the roman candles sell out.
Hey, did you find any, uh, molly relatives? - Tracked down a second cousin in the navy on facebook.
- Did you post on his wall? - Status says he's on sea duty.
I'll do it when he gets back.
- I mean, um, when's that? Didn't say.
Okay.
Look, cage the ferret, okay? Day care parents don't appreciate morning muff.
here you go.
Good doggy.
Jimmy, I can't do breakfast, set up for day care, And practice holding my breath all at the same time.
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