Where the fuck were you last week? You and Mike getting serious? No, he's my boss, so we're going slow.
You really haven't slept with him? No, but I probably should soon.
That was great.
Do you need me to do anything-- something else for you? Touch you or whatever? No, no.
I'm-- I'm good.
Let's get slutty and head over to the arcade, troll for high school boys.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Debbie.
Matty.
- Want a ride home? - Sure.
Have a good night.
Yo, Stan.
Hear you're not feeling so good.
Stan.
What the fuck, man? He's dead! I don't understand my grade on this paper.
That would be a D.
- What was wrong with it? - Uh, it sucked.
Why are you taking this class anyway? Because it was the only freshman English class available after noon.
You don't want to work any harder than this piece of shit, I suggest you find yourself another course.
Holy crap, there he is! - He looks just like you, baby! - He kind of does, doesn't he? You got to be shitting me.
- I'm pregnant.
- We're gonna have two? How is that possible? Mother nature can be a tricky bitch sometimes.
- Police! - Hands out, now! - Frank? - Frank? - Yeah.
- He's really sick.
- Oh, he's sick, all right.
I don't think he can make it downstairs.
He won't be any trouble.
- No.
- I can take care of him.
- No.
- Yes! Fine.
I have these things in my throat that bleed if I try to swallow alcohol.
So I have to figure out other ways to get it into my system.
Alcohol goes in this bag, this goes up the poop chute, and voila, more than one way to get booze into a Gallagher.
think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? He's had this rash on his arm for over a month now.
That's eczema.
Nothing to worry about.
I'll send you home with a cream.
- Who you texting, Debs? - Her boyfriend.
- Shut up, Carl.
- You have a boyfriend? - I don't tell you everything.
- You used to.
But I am concerned that one of his testicles hasn't descended yet.
- What? - Ha-ha, you're a eunuch, Liam.
Hasn't anyone told you this before? No, they barely speak English at the free clinic, and this is the first time I've had insurance, so no.
Well, he's almost three years old.
This puppy should have dropped by now.
Be honest with us, Doctor.
Is it because he's black? You'll have to excuse him, okay? Puberty has turned him into a barbarian.
Yeah, that's 'cause he masturbates - ten times a day in the bathroom.
- Enough! This nice doctor is gonna think we live under a rock.
Well, if it doesn't drop soon, he's gonna have to have surgery.
- All right, Carl, you are next.
- Wow.
All done, all done, all done, all done, all done.
All right, let me see your pits.
Oh, you got a couple sprouts coming out, don't you? Yeah, and I got some down below too-- you wanna see? I'll take your word for it.
It sounds like you are going through the throes of puberty.
Yeah, and the stress is giving me headaches.
Probably need some oxy.
Oh, don't listen to him.
He's trying to get it for his father.
He's dying.
His bed.
He made it.
Does my insurance cover the pill? It sure does.
Co-pay is $5.
Oh, wow, that's great.
Beats waiting in line at Planned Parenthood for two hours.
I want to go on the pill too.
What? No.
You haven't even gotten your period yet.
- Donna Doty got her period.
- What? She's nine! And she's riding the cotton pony.
Ugh, this isn't fair! Uh, here's your prescription for ortho.
- Thanks.
- While you got that thing out, - a few pain meds? - Sorry, buddy.
Ugh, this isn't fair! Welcome to the wonderful world of teenagers.
Uh-huh.
I see your muffin, English, and raise you.
Well, give him five dollars.
Okay, okay, Jesus! I raise you a damn donut.
Oh, shit, I fold.
Shit! - I call.
- Call.
- Okay, show.
- Let's go.
Ahh.
Oh, come on.
- Hey, better luck next time.
- It's okay.
Hey, where are you going? Oh, I got a quiz in 15 minutes.
Need time to study.
- 15 minutes? - I'm just doing me, amigo.
- All right, man.
- See ya.
- See ya.
- See you, guys.
- Another one.
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