Look, I have Frank and Monica as parents.
Even I know how to show up and turn on a fucking TV.
What the fuck happened to you? Here's what you missed.
Ow! Now she's biting me.
- V! - No, I'm done.
No more breastfeeding.
We can go to formula.
We are not doing formula.
Two lesbians offered us double the market value for the house.
Those lesbians are the man.
You are not selling.
- What's going on? - War.
We have any full automatic weapons, grenades? - He's freaking out.
- Think-- Fuck! You're going to lift, with your hands, the large pieces of concrete, and put them in the bucket of the bobcat.
- You think you can handle that? - Think I'll manage.
What the fuck are you doing with him? - He hit you.
- I just said that 'cause I was angry and I was shitfaced.
You got a girlfriend? I'm around this summer if you want to-- Just don't call, 'cause Kenyatta, you know? You text me, if you're feeling randy.
- Okay.
- I thought we said - we weren't gonna date anymore.
- Hmm, we did? - Why are you breaking up with me? - 'Cause you're too young.
I give you Frank's "Milk Of The Gods"-- The strongest beer ever made! think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? You might want to toss that minnow back into the lake, Lorenzo.
You know these ladies? Nah, never seen 'em before.
- Another raid.
- Third fucking one this month! That all come out of your rack? Kev wants the twins to drink boob juice.
He let them drink your wife's hooker milk.
I will milk myself like a goat before I let them drink that Russian AIDS milk.
- No offense.
- None taken.
Looks like a hand-whore fire sale out there.
Yeah, I got fucking busted again.
You see? This is what I'm saying.
It's the decline of civilization as we know it.
They're trying to make the neighborhood spiffy for the invading hipster hordes.
Uh-uh! You don't BYOB in my place.
I made it-- "Milk Of The Gods.
" Ten times stronger than regular beer.
What did you do-- Buy some expired coors light, - stir some dog shit in for color? - Knock yourself out.
Easy there, cowboy.
- Holy shit, this is potent.
- Strongest beer known to man.
It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks or degreasing auto parts.
Makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds.
- You should get some for the bar.
- Hell, no! I don't need someone in a coma after only buying one beer.
- I'll go bankrupt.
- No, this is high-end stuff-- $45, $50 a bottle.
It's like ten beers in one.
Who can afford that in this hood? Drag him to the sober chair.
I'm in.
Fantastic! What can I do you for? I got a POW Veterans' conference at The Doubletree next month.
Those warriors have guts of steel.
I'll need about six cases.
- Six-- six cases, you said? - Yeah.
Wow.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Two eggs sunny side up for you and the scramble for the gentleman.
- Is Sean here yet? - He's off today.
He's with his kid.
He's such a good dad.
Yeah.
You still seeing your daughter today? I bought her so much shit-- Two stuffed animals, a pile of candy, some barrettes.
She's gonna be happy just to spend time with you.
I feel like I need to bribe her into loving me more than her foster family.
Oh, hey.
Huge tipper's back.
I tried to take her table, but she only wants you.
Also, she asked if you were dating anybody.
- someone's in love - Yeah.
Take a number.
Wow.
This is getting to be a habit.
Pie and a coffee? What haven't I tried? Uh, we have a seasonal strawberry glaze that just popped up on the menu.
- You want to try that? - Why not? - Great.
Anything else? - How about dinner? - We don't start serving till 5:00 PM.
With you.
Oh, uh I'm kind of My last relationship ended kind of messy, so I'm not really in the market for-- You can say no now.
But I won't stop asking.
I'm quite persuasive.
You don't want your pie? Strawberry glaze? I'll see you tomorrow.
Hey, Carl.
Easy! That's my grandma's! You got to drop it like that? How about giving half a crap? - What's up, D? - Aw, bank's foreclosing.
We've been here 13 years, man.
They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag.
I'm calling the cops.
Hey, look what you're doing to my kids! It's unbelievable.
Looks like we're getting new neighbors down the block.
- Adamecs got kicked to the curb.
- Are those hickeys? Holly and Ellie threw a party last night.
Those skanks are randy.
- They threw a party? - Mostly older kids.
Probably didn't want anyone who looked too young.
I don't look young! They said no virgins.
You're a virgin.
You're a virgin.
They let you in.
I provide a service.
Huh, what "Service"? They make me give them oral in exchange for letting me stick around.
What's the point of being a virgin, anyways? Nobody cares when a guy loses it, but for some reason, it's this huge deal for girls.
- Ew.
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