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Shit, I'm out here saving lives
and you missed last week's episode?
Fuckin' believe this guy?
Jesus.
(ROCK MUSIC)
Well, watch the clip.
- So you the new slumlord?
- Uh, new owner.
Nessa Chabon.
2C.
- (FIONA) Your guy didn't come?
- (IAN) Trevor?
Kinda fucked that one up.
You just got sober.
Yeah, well, we're friends.
(BRAD) She broke up with you
because of your drinking.
I need a sitter tomorrow
night because I have a date.
I thought you'd given up on Charlie.
(SIERRA) He's Lucas'
father, so I figure I have
to give him a second chance.
- You have beautiful hair.
- Thanks.
Duran, beauty school.
When's the last time
you did a self-exam?
A what?
You have a lump.
I do?
I fell in love with your mother
when I was 20 years old.
But now I am released,
emotionally stunted, but still
a young man in many ways.
Immigration! Nobody move!
What the hell is going on?
That's her.
She's the leader.
There is a four-centimeter
mass in your right breast.
We need to do a biopsy immediately.
(ROCK MUSIC)
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
(FIONA) Thank God for the new
bourgie tenant moving in.
Everyone is late with their rent
except you and the guy in 2C?
Yep.
Get used to it.
Deadbeats in this building never paid
what's-his-ass on time either.
And he didn't do anything about it?
That loser only cared about
using this place to get laid.
He was like a walking ad for HPV.
Guess I better get checked for HPV.
Ryan? No, you didn't.
- Do you love me any less?
- (LAUGHS)
Nah, I brought home a
few nasty girls BM.
- Before Mel.
- (LAUGHS)
Just toss out whoever hasn't
paid their rent and start over.
Nah, I've been late on the rent before.
I wanna give everyone a chance to pay.
Sack up.
It's business.
I expect the druggies, the hoarder,
and the mom with 72
kids to be out of here
by the time I get back.
Mm-hmm.
Have a good day, dear.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Smells good.
I like Corporal Carl in the kitchen.
Doesn't taste half bad, either.
Eating for two? A boy or a girl, huh?
I'm just trying to fight
the urge to drink
- with extreme nausea.
- Sounds healthy.
Hey, I could try to
move your meth today.
About time.
I'll go get it.
(CARL) Hey, it's not like
there's an eBay for this.
Shit takes time.
Yo, yo, yo.
What up, homeboys?
Lip, you're 21, right?
I'm 23, but that's fine.
You're in the ballpark.
Why?
What would another 21-year-old
wear to a-a job interview?
Well, a fucking 52-year-old who was
in a delusional crack
haze thinking he was 21
would wear the green shirt
that doesn't belong to him.
I was gonna pick the same one.
Young minds think alike.
(CARL) You got a job interview?
(LIP) What, are you looking to
collect disability again, Frank?
(FRANK) That was the old Frank.
This Frank is different.
I wish you kids could've known me
before Monica coiled her
body around my neck,
choked to death the man
I was meant to be.
You're about to witness the rebirth
of a proactive member of society.
- Jesus.
- (DOOR OPENS)
Crashing at my friend Dylan's
house after school.
Bye.
(LIP) Bye, bud.
Here.
Ah, yeah, just give me a couple days.
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
Hey, just
Just give that back a sec.
What the fuck's with you?
It's the last thing she left us.
Once it's gone, so is she.
(LIP) It's crystal meth.
What, are you getting sentimental?
Eh, just kinda hit me.
I don't know.
- (CARL) Jesus.
- Hey!
For that, I'm taking
a bigger percentage.
A dipshit cut.
Gotta get to work.
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
- Come on.
- Hi.
- Uh, yeah?
- Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher.
How are you? I'm the new landlord.
- (CHILD SCREAMING)
- Hey!
Uh, your rent was due on the first.
- Shut up!
- It's the sixth.
Shut up! Your father didn't get
his crack ass incarcerated,
I might have money for
the nice landlord lady.
- Do you know when you might have it?
- Uh, I'm working a shift
at the Private Peak Hotel tonight,
so I'll ask my manager
to give me an advance.
Is that the place on Cermak?
That's the one, yeah.
I used to work there too.
Housekeeping.
- No shit.
That's what I do.
- Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
Now look at you.
Really making something of yourself.
I just got lucky.
I mean, I raised
my five brothers and sister myself.
Oh, how about that? We're like two peas
in a motherfuckin' pod.
- (BANGING)
- Fuck.
James Jr.
!
You better put that lamp down.
Don't crack it over your
sister's head again.
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