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I'm getting really sick and tired
of this "having to tell you
what happened last week" shit.
Take some notes or something.
Get a pencil.
Grab some paper.
I'm serious.
I can wait.
[rock music]
Your father is gonna
be the new Hobo Loco
beverage spokesperson.
Soon I'll be able to
support those I love.
Little Frank-ettes.
[Ryan] Each day, you'll be
given timed challenges.
Those of you who fail
to complete the tasks
will be eliminated.
[grunts]
All's fair in love and hobo wars, Frank.
Whoa!
All's fair, Mikey O.
All's fair.
[Randy] You will bleed out and die
if you carry six babies to term.
She's trying to kill my babies!
[Randy] Ingrid? Ingrid?
Oh, crap.
I think I might be gay.
I've just been feeling ways
that I never felt before.
Nice ass.
Hey, so what's the job? Busboy?
Uh, dishwasher?
Street corner sign spinner.
- [Lori] You'll be back tomorrow, right?
- Yeah.
- [both] Die!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop!
- [Amy] We don't like him.
- [Kev] Santiago's a good guy.
Oh, fuck.
- [Lip] Xan?
- I didn't know where else to go.
- Yo, wakey, wakey.
- Get the fuck away from me!
[Margo] You smell like booze.
- You're fired.
- What?
[Liam] Some lady called the cops on me.
- [Fiona] What'd you do?
- [Liam] Selling lemonade
- in front of her house.
- Motherfucker.
That was my brother with
the lemonade stand.
[all exclaim]
[rock music]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[cell phone ringing]
Good morning, peaches and
cream, number one girl.
How's my six embryos today?
[Ingrid] You mean George,
Gordy, Glenn, Gladys, Gina,
and Gabby Gallagher?
We're pissed, Frank.
We're pregnant and we're lonely
and we're tired of hiding from Dr.
Kwan
in this dark rat cave basement.
The final's today.
I want you home now.
I want you home now.
I want you the fuck home now.
Right now.
Well, yeah, sure,
you you want that, honey.
This is for the future of our children.
You can't ask me to quit now.
You can't ask LeBron James
not to play in the playoffs.
I'll be home tonight, a winner,
- 50
- [sighs]
Motherfucker!
Ingy?
[blues music]
[Mikey O.
] Things a tad stressful
with the little lady, Frank?
Might be time to wash up and head home.
Nah.
She was just calling to remind me
to be humble when I win.
I don't know.
That sounded a lot like a
woman wanting you to quit.
Probably should.
I've quit many things
in my life, Mikey
School, jobs, marriages,
rehab several times.
I am not quitting this.
I am the Hobo Loco Mofo.
Okay
Oh
You don't even know what
you're talking about
[heavy machine noises]
[car alarm blaring]
[toilet flushing]
[heavy rock music]
[woman] What are you
doing? That's my Oxy!
Hey, that bitch stole my Oxy!
You fucking skank bitch! Get her!
South Side piece of shit!
[laughs]
Croissants?
Where the hell'd we get croissants?
That Randy guy keeps
dropping off baked goods.
Who?
Mm, creepy guy.
Ingrid's ex-husband.
The more she refuses to
come out of the basement,
the more baked goods he drops off
on our front porch.
I
mean, look at this.
Cinnamon rolls, doughnut,
doughnut holes
Kelly, have you tried
the cinnamon bread yet?
I know.
Better than sex.
- Mm.
- [both laugh]
[Lip] What's everybody up to today?
[pirate accent] Carl's
looking for buried treasure!
Oh, laugh it up, guys, laugh it up,
but come payday, you'll see
who the real captain is.
[Debbie] I gotta replace
that janky furnace today.
You know how much the guy
who quoted me went for?
- 7,500 bucks.
- Jesus.
Yeah, I'm gonna find a
used one on Craigslist.
Craigslist is for murderers, isn't it?
Nah.
I've Craigslist-ed, like, 40 times.
Only gotten rape-y vibes once.
You should try the scrapyard
out past West Lake.
My dad used to go there for parts
when he was rebuilding his World
War II reenactment Sherman tanks,
and we saw furnaces there all the time.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Debbie] Where in West Lake?
- [Kelly] I'll show you.
I don't have anything
else going on today.
- Cool.
- [Carl] Um, no, you have softball camp,
so you can't hang out with Debbie
today, 'cause softball camp.
[low voice] "Softball camp.
"
[normally] You can skip
camp, can't you, Kell?
Totally.
Girls' day.
We'll bring Franny.
It's a date.
[both laugh]
- [hurried footsteps]
- Hey.
May I interest you in a croissant?
We're a regular Starbucks.
No, thanks, I'm good.
Hey, um, are you still
good to give me and Xan
- a ride downtown at 10:00?
- [Debbie] Why are doughnuts
- Yeah, uh, totally.
- Yeah?
Great.
I'll see you then.
Okay.
[Kelly laughs]
[Veronica] Kev, come on!
We're gonna be late!
[Kev] Uh
You go ahead!
I'll meet you there.
With what car? What are
you talking about?
Come on!
Hey! What are you doing?
We're gonna be late!
I Googled it.
[Veronica] Googled what?
Vasectomies.
I saw a video on YouTube, and no,
I'm not doing that shit.
No.
It's a two-millimeter incision
that heals in two days.
The common cold lasts longer.
It's an incision with a knife
into my ball bag.
It's what 89% of people do
when they don't want
to have kids anymore.
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