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Jesus Christ, it's you again?
I guess we've been gone
for a while, so
here's what happened.
Oh, shit.
[laughing] Wait.
You guys invited Jabby?
Last time I saw you, you
asked me to dinner.
That offer still good?
What, you want to go on a date now?
You know, I haven't fucked that much
since seventh grade summer camp.
You wanna do this again?
Yeah.
[rock music]
- For our future baby.
- Hell no.
Over my dead damn body.
You think I'm fucking
getting pregnant again?
If you wanna talk about
adopting a newborn,
we can discuss it.
- We're gonna have a baby?
- [laughs] Not really.
Major Keefe?
He's my dad.
Is that a clip-on tie?
Yeah.
I don't know how
to tie a real one.
No shit.
There's a loophole for West Point.
It's there in the fine print.
- I want you to get in.
- Why?
Because I want my boyfriend
to be West Point, Cadet.
- I'm your boyfriend?
- Yes.
Since when do you have a lady, Frank?
She does run a bit hot in
terms of mental illness.
Eat the Brie.
Well, it's not about
what it looks like now.
It's about what it's gonna be.
Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
Don't forget my 25K.
[woman] Yeah, you don't have enough
revenue to carry a third loan.
Patty and I are separated.
- That didn't look separated to me.
- We're getting a divorce.
Why wouldn't you just tell
me that you're married?
Take your fucking hands off my car!
You know, let's figure this out.
I mean, how deep are you in the hole?
I listed my building.
Gonna be an open house at 1 p.
m.
Wait, you wanna buy it?
Could pay off your
mortgages and walk away.
But that-that'll leave
me with nothing, Max.
Back at the Gallagher house.
[sniffles, sighs]
[chuckles]
[rock music]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[jaunty music]
[phone alarm beeping]
[groans]
[sighs]
Oh, you feel it creep
Creeping at the tempo
Don't you need it pump
Pumpin' till it crumble
Trouble, trouble's what you need
Oh, Christ.
That's what you gettin' with me
What you need
From the bottom of your
So-o-o-oul
Shame, shame, shame, shame
Devil woman wants to roll, ooh
I can make you shake
Rattle your bones
[watch alarm beeping]
- Carl?
- Hmm?
We gotta go.
The major will be up soon.
Man, I slept like a rock.
Me too.
I love sleeping outside.
We don't really have a choice.
Shut up.
I can't help it if I'm loud.
Rattle your bones
Move it.
We're gonna get caught.
[sassy horn music]
Wow, wow, wow, wow
Shake it, shake it up
Uh-huh, shake it up
I'ma stir it up
Like a cherry in the cup
Shake it, shake it up,
uh-huh, shake it up
I'ma stir it up like a cherry in the
Cup, ooh
It's that time of night and, ooh
The feeling's right and, ooh
If you want to change it up
Come shake it up with me
Shake it, shake it up,
uh-huh, shake it up
I'ma stir it up like
a cherry in the cup
Shake it, shake it up,
uh-huh, shake it up
I'm a stir it up
like a cherry in the
Cup
Stop staring at me, weirdo.
[laughs]
- I'm fucking hungry.
- Yeah.
[door opens]
Oh.
- You forget how to knock?
- Sorry.
Thought you were asleep.
[scoffs]
- What are you what the hell?
- I'm out.
- So you use mine?
- Thank you.
Hey, Jabby.
Jabby?
Fuck.
Kick, kick it up, uh-huh,
let's kick it up
Money on the floor
- [Debbie] Morning.
- [door slams]
Yep.
[Debbie] What time did
you get home last night?
I don't know.
Late.
Ah!
Sorry.
Good morning, go-getters.
[Fiona] Does anyone else
wanna come in this bathroom
while I'm in the shower?
Should we invite the neighbors?
I gotta piss like a racehorse.
Ugh!
[urine trickling]
[groans]
Shake it, shake it up,
uh-huh, shake it up
I'ma stir it up like
a cherry in the cup
- [Byron] Hey.
- Morning.
[woman] Morning, Jabby.
- Seriously?
- Aw, is Jabby grumpy this morning?
Here you go.
Oh, thanks.
Yep.
Five bucks.
Or you can just net-net it.
- Five bucks?
- Dude.
It's single origin.
Hey, I'm gonna hit a
spin class before work.
- You wanna come?
- Do I look like I spin?
Hey, Jabby, if you're gonna
be here every night,
I'm gonna need you to start
pitching in for rent.
What? No.
I mean, Byron practically lives here.
He's never paid a dime.
- I buy the coffee.
- Okay.
What is your actual job, Byron?
[woman] Byron is designing an app.
Byron's a feckless little bitch.
- Hey, watch it.
- You watch it.
Okay, why don't we all breathe?
- Breathe a dick, Byron.
- [woman laughs]
Later, Major.
Hey, sports fan.
[chuckles]
Destroyer escort.
Kola class.
USSR.
CVA Kitty Hawk.
USA.
SSN Nautilus.
USA.
Sea Wolf.
Damn it.
Tie up your loose ends, sailor.
[rock music]
Yes, sir.
Have fun at softball camp today.
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