Corrections by Elderfel Selina: And, uh, who else is confirmed? Is senator Dorsey confirmed? - Yes.
- Okay.
And senator Lucas was a maybe, but now he's definitely a definitely.
- Oh, that's awfully nice.
- Yeah, it's growing as we speak.
Yeah, okay, let's go talk filibuster reform.
No, the Vice President does not have a sliver of daylight in her schedule today.
- Bye, Sue.
Hey, Mike, Mike.
- Yeah? Are we pushing the whole Cornstarch Utensils campaign now? Yes, ma'am.
We've got a whole online thing.
- The inter-nerds are on it.
- Okay, good.
And today with the senators, don't forget to smile.
Yeah, is that a poppy seed there in your teeth? - Oh, probably.
- Yeah, ugh.
- Oh! - What? - Senator Bixby is coming.
- Oh, good.
- Great.
- Ma'am, this is a fork.
- And you know that he's our tour guide.
- He's the tour guide.
- Right, yes, yes, yes.
- Remember? This is the new Cornstarch fork, ma'am.
I got the Cornstarch spoon, too.
Could we maybe table tableware for now, Gary, - and focus on filibuster reform? - No, no, no, but, Amy, look.
Look at this.
This is classic clean jobs stuff.
I mean, if I can get Cornstarch Utensils in most federal buildings by the fall, well, then the VEEP has landed.
That is what we are working on, landing you.
- Yeah.
- Like a big, beautiful eagle.
- You want your scarf? - No.
- Are you sure? It looks really pretty - No, I don't want it.
And what about senator Reeves? Is he dead yet? Not yet.
He's mostly intravenous.
He has so many tubes in him, he looks like a set of bagpipes.
- Let me take your coat.
- Want to take your coats? - Here's your glasses.
- What do you think? Glasses on for the intellectual look? - Focused? - A woman with vision.
- I like your glasses.
- No, glasses make me look weak.
- Yeah, I agree.
- It's like a wheelchair for the eye.
Okay, senators, let the reforming commence.
- Amy: We're expecting 50 or 60.
- Oh, good.
Is this the right room? Are we early? - Senator Phil Dorsey, 2:00.
- I'm not a sniper.
- Philip.
- Ah, Madam Vice President.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Oh, you remember my chief of staff Amy.
Oh, Amy.
It's nice to see you.
His daughter Emily just graduated from Harvard.
- Tell me, how is Emily? - Oh, she's good.
- Oh, good.
- Can I get you something to drink? - I would love a coffee.
- You've got it.
Okay, thank you.
What's going on, Amy? There aren't enough people to fill a fucking canoe in here.
- Okay.
- What's wrong? That was your bad okay.
What's wrong? Senator Mike Dudley.
He's interested in maps.
- Mike, you found us.
- Oh, Madam Vice President.
- Is that a map joke? - Yes, it is.
Oh, sorry.
Excuse me.
- Okay.
- Let's talk about this blog thing.
- Guys, what's going on right now? - I can explain that.
What is happening right now? Brett Kagan's blog picked up a tweet from us.
Quote, "76% of government buildings now have Cornstarch Utensils! Let's make it 100! Let's make plastic utensils extinct!" Oh, great, we've upset the plastics industry.
This whole building is bankrolled by plastics.
- This is why nobody showed up.
- Man: Madam Vice President.
- I don't know who this man is.
- Hello.
Mike, talk to me.
I am in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.
Okay, here comes Dorsey with your coffee.
Gary, I have large, moving shapes covered.
- Okay.
Okay.
- Okay? - Here's your coffee.
- Oh, my co I'll get it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay, here's what we do.
Here's what we do.
You should meet with senator Hallowes.
She is stight with the plastics people, it's Are you kidding? Do these not bend the fuck back? No.
No.
What am I supposed to do with this? I'm supposed to eat around corners? Is that how's gonna work? Here, take this, please.
We could even give Hallowes a post on your clean jobs commission, - keep plastics happy.
- That's actually a great idea.
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