10. D.C. (第2季)【完整台词】

Then we'll find out whether it's flammable or inflammable.

Come on, Wilbo Faggins, let's go.

Okay, where are my beautiful veeple people? There's one.

I need my veeple to come into my office, please.

Hey, it's J-Diddy.

Ladies get giddy.

- Jonah.

Hey, listen, settle something for me.

- Okay.

You like to have sex and you like to travel? - Yes, ma'am.

- Then you can fuck off.

But I shall be right here if you need me.

Like the mighty oak that stands for-- ma'am.

I have something to say.

I've literally no idea what you're gonna say.

I'm not leaving.

POTUS is leaving.

He's not gonna run for a second term.

- I'm gonna run.

- Oh, my God! - I'm gonna run for president! - Oh, yeah! - That's awesome.

- I did not see that coming.

Selina Meyer, she deals 'em fire.

Bam! Boom! Let's go to the fucking moon! I was this close to living on my boat.

- Oh, my God.

I'm just-- - Congratulations, ma'am.

Can you give me some time with my core team? - Um, Br-- Br- - Ed.

- Bre-- Ed.

- Of course.

I feel as though I may have missed something.

If you need to fill me in on that-- Hey, what happened in there? They're celebrating because you weren't in there.

Gears are already turning.

- I see a lightbulb above your head.

- Bing! Okay, now listen, so you guys don't need to take other jobs.

You're here with me.

Uh, I've accepted a number of posts.

- Did you say a number? - Currently four.

Wow.

You're gonna cancel them, right? Oh, clearly.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I've said no to everything, ma'am.

I am here for you.

- Good.

- Hey, ma'am.

I took a job also.

- I didn't mean you, Gary.

- I know.

What job? I'm going into business with Dana and we're doing D&G Cheese Overseas.

- Cheese? - And it's overseas.

Wait a minute.

You're choosing dead milk over me? No, don't say that.

That's not true.

Well, you're just gonna have to tell her you're not gonna do that.

I can't.

I can't tell her that.

Why not? Are you scared of her? - Yeah.

- Okay.

Gary, you cannot let this woman have control over you, okay? Seriously, you have got to stick up for yourself.

You gotta work for me.

Right.

Right.

She scares me a lot.

All right, call her in and I'm gonna talk to her.

- Okay? - Okay, yeah.

Got it.

Ma'am, science fair in 30 minutes.

Okay, you go deal with that and you cover for Gary, okay? You trust me with that Leviathan? Uh, ma'am, I left my BlackBerry in-- Okay, now listen, I got this science fair thing.

So I want to make my speech - a little bit more presidential.

- Yeah.

Like I'm Marilyn Monroe, just JFK the fuck out of me.

- Ooh, I got something.

- You do? - Yeah, I do.

I got something.

- Fantastic.

I'm just completely in the dark.

If-- I'm gonna go call Andrew.

Mm-mm-mm.

- Uh-- uh-- - No, no, no, it's all about crazy money, Ame.

He's got the crazy money and I'm crazy enough to go get it.

As long as it's strictly business.

Andy? It's me.

It's Lee.

Can you come here? Oh, there he is.

Hey, quit being so hot.

You're gonna melt all my cheese.

- Hi, you.

- Hi, sweetie.

Hi.

Hey, what's wrong? You look like you did when I asked you to talk dirty.

- You were just like, "I'm in you right now.

" - Shh.

I know, I know.

Stop, stop.

I wanted to talk to you about something.

Selina's gonna stay.

Okay.

Well, that ship has sailed.

You're on the good ship Pecorino now.

Yeah, I'm gonna stay, too, I think.

- No.