10. D.C. (第2季)【完整台词】

No.

- Okay, listen-- - Where's the Toscano? - It's at D12.

That's right over there, okay? She needs me.

It's like I'm her central nervous system.

Honey, she'll get another bag bunny, I just know it.

No, Brett, it's further down.

That's the Sardo, buddy.

Okay, I'm not a bag bunny.

It's like I'm Selina's soul mate over there.

- Okay, I love the stinking shit out of you, Gary.

- I know you do.

She doesn't love you, okay? She doesn't care.

- She does care.

- You're just a guy that does a job for her.

- That's not true.

- Who's more important to you? - Me or her? - Okay, that choice, there's no way-- Do we have any with black truffle? That's F15.

Okay? F15.

Listen, the choice you're giving me between you and her, that's impossible.

Sorry, not black truffle.

I meant white truffle.

That's next to the black truffle, okay.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Brett? This is not a big place, is it? It's not a big place.

I'm sorry.

Would you guys like some space? - Yeah! - No! Stay right where you are.

Okay, listen, she wants to talk to you.

- She wants to explain this to you.

- Fine.

- Okay? Please? - I'll go.

I'm not afraid to fight for you, Gary.

That's the truth.

No, no, no.

Bah, bah, bah, bah.

Let's literally not fight, all right? Okay? That's good cheese.

Amy, this is really happening.

You know, listen, just ignore that earlier me.

The "Little House on the Prairie" bullshit.

No, updated me, totally career focused and shooting for the White House.

Of course, and I am right behind/beside you.

You, Chief of Staff to the president, me, chief of sexiness and spooning.

Yeah, but as I said, the focus right now has got to be Hey, Amy, can I talk to you about something? Accidental dick move.

I had to write Selina's speech for the science fair so fast that I think I plagiarized a speech that I wrote for Chung.

So here's Selina's hard copy and Chung's is already up on his YouTube.

I met a young woman name Juanita.

- Oh, here's the bit.

- It's not about what America means to me.

It's what I mean to America.

Because America would be nothing without Americans.

Jesus, you wrote this shit? Yeah, it's like a noun-verb gumbo.

So it's the fictitious girl.

I gave her the same girl.

Although I did change it from Juanita to Anita.

Oh, that's a brilliant plan.

Why don't you change America to Shmamerica? Yeah, I'm calling Mike.

No, I already tried him.

It went straight to voice mail.

I met this young scientist named Anita.

- And I said to her - You got a charger? - Shh, I'm trying to watch.

- Okay, champ.

and she said, "It's not what science means to me, it's what I mean to science.

" Let's do this one first.

This is a mappable social media cloud for pets.

- Oh, I'm impressed with that.

- Home run.

Listen, let me tell you something.

Three words-- caucus, primary, money.

- Right? - Go big.

No, four words-- money again.

Right? 'Cause that's what we need.

Mike, we need a lot of money.

This is Rachel and Erica over here, ma'am.

- Oh, wow, what is this? - It's an ant kibbutz.

Okay.

I would love to look at that.

Oh, and I just had a thought.

- Remember that Iowa steak fry thing? - Mm-hmm.

- We need to go to that.

- Yeah.

Seriously, 'cause there's a lot of money there.

- And steak.

- And steak.

I love it.

So, I know what you're thinking, Madam Vice President.

- You do? Uh-oh.

- A confined space, right? But it's a humane environment.

Well, from up here, they look like ants.

That's a joke.

- Because they are ants.

- This way, ma'am.

- This is some kind of robot.

- Really? That's it? - Would you excuse me? - Hey, Joe fucking Slow.

You ever think about answering your phone? Chill out.

I lost my charger.

You got one? You're at a science fair.

One of these kids could build you a charger.

- What's the problem? - Ben's been trying to get in touch with the veep all day.

All right, well, she's busy.

Sorry there, Todd.

Just real quick.

- Oh.

- Matters of state.