10. D.C. (第2季)【完整台词】

Ed, you really need to can it right now.

Do not comment on this office, okay? Hey, Sue, don't talk to me that way, okay? You're the secretary to the vice president.

That's like being Garfunkel's roadie, okay? So this is Selina's team in action.

- That explains a lot to me.

- Likewise.

Yeah, well, they're actually better than my team.

My team is just fucking horrible.

Ma'am? Hi.

I think I know what you're gonna say, but I don't wanna jinx it.

POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term.

- Oh, my God! - I'm gonna run.

Whoa, whoa! Ma'am, give me the straight poop here.

- Is this for real? - It's totally for real.

Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Can we make it public? - No, no, no, no.

- We got to wait for POTUS to make a statement.

- Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Ma'am, of all the places that I have liaised, I have enjoyed liaising here the most.

Okay, guys, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves here.

- We've got a lot of work.

- Yep, a long road ahead.

- Right? - And we're going all the way.

And for the record, ma'am, I always believed in you.

Well, I have to say that I believed in me, too.

- Of course.

- Yeah.

POTUS, he knew the gig was up because Doyle, Furlong, Chung all turned the party against him.

I mean, it was just, you know, RIP-OTUS.

Just complete sinking shit.

No, he had to go.

Together we are going to make history.

We're going to the White House, ma'am.

Boom, boom, pow.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

My brain is at your service, ma'am.

- We'll see.

- Ma'am, I am so psyched.

And the science fair speech was plagiarized from Chung.

Just wanted you to know that up front.

- What? What? What? What? - Yep.

- You're kidding.

- No.

- And so it begins.

- Yeah, with a kick to the tits.

So, Dan, you're gonna have to clean up your own shitty diaper.

- Got it? - Not a problem.

You know what? We got to talk about the campaign, don't we? - Okay.

I'm right behind you.

- Okay, great.

Gary, call Dana.

She's called 90 times.

- Shit.

- Talk to her, then sedate her.

Ma'am, the president has left the building.

Who gives a flying fuck? - Not yet.

- Sorry.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it.

Ma'am, West Wing.

- This is your fault.

- No, no.

I didn't arrive soon enough to be able to cut out the cancer.

Oh, no, I think you arrived with a man bag filled with tumors.

That was POTUS's problem.

Because he relied on those two guys.

One a burnt-out loser, the other a conniving robot.

- Crazy.

- Bad combo, yeah.

- Oh, hello, kids.

- Come on in.

Oh, my God, have you been here this whole time? M&Ms for the scientists.

So come with me 'cause I've got an idea.

I might show you around the West Wing.

- Ahh! - Would you? - Do you like government? - Yes.

- And do you like politics? - Yeah.

Oh, good.

Because politics is about people, don't you think? - Yeah.

- It is when you think about it.

'Cause without people, you can't have politics.

See how crowded this is? I mean, it's very claustrophobic.

I think that the president should only have her staff here.

Or his staff.

You know, their staff.

I mean, I've never seen-- like that one we just passed, I don't know who that person is.

I've never seen that person in my life.

No business being here.

Selina did not plagiarize Danny Chung's speech.

Mike's already told you that.

No, I am not plagiarizing Mike.

I know it's boring, but, hey, I'm boring.

Those curtains there are going.

Wow, those are hideous.

- We're still together, right? - Ed, I haven't got time.

Time for us or do you mean time as a general concept? Hi, Terry.

I am sorry I missed your call.

Hi, Dana.

Hey.