4. Mother (第5季)【完整台词】

1 There is statistical evidence of missing ballots in Nevada.

- Where? - I do not know.

- How many? - I do not know.

- Are you sure? - Absolutely.

People are really loving you and Charlie Baird.

The President is tweeting.

I just direct messaged Charlie.

Can I really blame another country for something they didn't do? It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy since the Spanish-American War.

We really ought to get someone in court who can stall 'til we find the ballots.

SELINA: I've got it covered.

I have just been informed that uncounted ballots have been discovered.

The deadline will be extended.

The Chinese government announced a ban on all foreign adoptions by American citizens.

- REPORTERS: Mike! Mike! - Call my wife.

And to the American people who supported me with a majority of the popular vote, I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates.

She is so excited about my sperm being in another woman.

It's weird.

For the winds of economic change they are a-blowing.

- (applause) - Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Madam President.

- Thank you very much.

Why is my hair all spinning around and these things, like you, are doing nothin'? Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high.

Is it too late to turn them into oil derricks? Ma'am, I just got some really sad news.

- Your mother's in the hospital.

- What? - It looks like a stroke.

- Again? We can 86 the meet-and-greet with the engineers.

- That's no problem.

- Why? Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside.

- Yeah.

- All right.

Okay.

I'm (theme music playing) (siren blaring) Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay.

She's been at death's door like five times, - but she always bounces back to life.

- Gary: It's true.

She's like that guy that guy - Lazarus.

- Rasputin.

She seemed sweet when she visited the White House.

Really? Let me tell you something.

After I lost my first election for state senate, Mother says to me, "Well, it's not your fault.

It's just your toothy smile.

" Oh, my God.

I love your smile.

That's not the point.

Looks weirder if you don't show your teeth.

(sighs) I just cannot believe that has is happened in the middle of all of this.

I know.

I know.

I'll tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer - Oh, call Kent.

- (crowd chanting) And that is why we have to stop this reckless meddling in the electoral process.

Stick to the legal deadline and certify the count as it stands.

Thank you, Your Honors.

May it please the court, there are many things that we could all stand here and debate for hours on end.

Is the sky blue? Is water wet? But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline rather than counting every valid vote? (protesters chanting) Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest? Wait a second, that's the O'Brien nimrod from the recount table.

A fake protest.

That is classic O'Brien.

It's such a scumbag move.

(chanting) ho, ho, this endless recount's got to go.

Hey, hey, ho, ho Yep, I'll raid petty cash.

Mike: Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet.

"Another day wasting taxpayer dollars.

Meyer plus windmills cost money, do nothing.

" Well, that's on you, isn't it? See if you can spin something right today, okay? - God.

- Ma'am, Amy's calling.

Ame, hi.

What's going on? Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.

- What? What happened? - What? Your mother.

I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital.

Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount.

Don't ever, ever scare me like that again.

- I'm sorry.

- Just do whatever it takes to get these ballots counted, okay? My mother's gonna be fine.

I gotta go.

- God, we just - Okay.

Oh, wow.

Everyone's here.

This is your temporary mobile oval.

I'm sorry, is there a kettle or clothing steamer in here? - No.

- Okay, this is gonna be quite the day.

So where's my mother? - She's down the hall to the right.

- Okay.

- And Andrew's here.

- What? - What? - At Catherine's request.

But I made sure he had nowhere to sit.

You are good people, Sue.

Andrew.

Wow, hi.

You got here quick.

Catherine called me.

You were away.

Yeah, serving the country.

- I'm sorry about your mother.

- Thank you.

Oh, this is Monica.

A pleasure to meet you, Madam President.

My thoughts are so with you right now.

Thank you so much.

- You brought a date.

- I don't know her.

Monica and I are seeing one another.