- Thank you, Madam President.
And I will see you
tomorrow night, right, Tom?
Indeed, yes.
Okay.
GARY: What's up?
Dirty.
Just dirty and shady.
Door.
Door.
So?
What the fuck is Tom up to?
Why was he meeting with Purcell
at a Korean barbecue place?
- Marwood is the opposition.
- You think Tom is helping O'Brien?
But what could O'Brien offer him that's
better than the vice presidency?
Literally anything.
Oh! Tom wanted Secretary
of the Treasury.
I said no.
Ah, fuck!
Ma'am, you just have to keep
nailing down those votes.
All right? 26 votes and it's over.
Okay, guys, we got to keep an
eye on Tom tomorrow night.
- Really.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes?
- I was just checking
to see if there was
another meeting about me.
Not today.
DAN: All right, the next
question is for Mr.
Ryan.
Would you vote to raise
the debt ceiling?
Well, as the late, great
Lionel Richie once said,
"Oh, what a feeling, I am
dancing on the debt ceiling.
"
OKAY, A: Lionel Richie is not dead,
AND B: what the fuck
does that even mean?
New Hampshire loves my zingers.
It's my personality that
has gotten us this far.
No, I am the one who got us this far,
you sentient enema.
All right, Mrs.
Sherman, same question.
I hereby solemnly promise to never vote
to raise the debt ceiling
without budgetary offsets.
Lord knows I stick to my
grocery budget every week.
Mother Mary dry humping a pillow.
That is what I call natural talent.
- What was your name again?
- Judy Sherman.
Oh, come on, Richard's only
winning because he gets to be
the easier person and I have to be me.
All right, Judy, pretend to be Jonah.
Richard's not gonna get the
subtleties of being
Just shut the fuck up and move!
I'd have to agree with Mrs.
Sherman
here on fiscal responsibility.
In fact, teacher, allow me to
present you with this apple.
Feel my dick.
I am rock-hard
for you right now, mister.
You think I'm kidding.
Feel it.
- Shit.
- JONAH: What?
Local news stations are running
footage from the rally.
- You said Brattleboro.
- So?
So Brattleboro just
happens to be in Vermont.
Since when?
Granted, every town up here is just two dirty
piles of snow connected by a covered bridge,
but Jesus Christ, Jonah, you grew up
here.
How do you not know this shit?
I don't know.
Maybe I was supposed
to learn it in the second grade,
but my teacher was a fucking bitch.
Jonah, watch your language.
Well, obviously Ericsson
had trackers at the event.
Richard, who do we
have tracking the widow?
Nobody.
Then go out there and buy a camera
and videotape everything she does.
- Do you want 4k or 1080p?
- Just buy any fucking camera.
- Okay, I'm going.
- You and I have to talk.
If you were like 10% less black,
- I could make you president.
- Thank you.
(CHATTER)
No.
No.
No.
That's get it out.
We talked about this.
The wife of
Congressman Platt designed it.
Does she know I'm not
the president of Cuba?
Did you tell her that?
Are you wearing cologne?
A little.
(SNIFFS) Smells like birdseed.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, darling.
Hi, Marjorie.
Don't you look
- Strapping.
- strapping.
Thank you, ma'am.
What's happening with
these tentacles here?
Are they gonna get put
away or something?
I have a question.
I
need to know how you
gals want to play the whole gay thing.
I'm sorry, I don't know
Mike has been getting
a bunch of questions
and interview requests and, you
know, et cetera, et cetera.
And I just don't know how
you want to handle that.
Do you want to just play it like Ellen or
do you want to be more like Jodie Foster?
Do you want to play it
more like a mystery?
Uh, I think that we were kind of hoping
that we could keep things on the down-low.
Okay, can you just speak
English, Catherine?
'Cause I don't know what
you're trying to say.
Madam President, if it's
all the same to you,
we don't want our private
life to be politicized.
Okay.
I get that.
I respect that.
We'll keep it under the gaydar.
- Thank you.
- So, great.
I'll tell Mike.
- MAN: Ladies and gentlemen
- Here, take it.
- the President of the United States.
- Thank you.
Thank (GASPS) would
you listen to this?
- (HARMONIZING)
- Who doesn't love a cappella, right?
It's like a magic trick 'cause there
are no instruments, of course.
Madam President, Tom James, 8:00.
Okay.
You mean 11:00? Over there?
Seriously, can you really not tell time?
Sorry, ma'am, I just
thought it meant close.
- Ma'am?
- Yes.
The fluffers have done their work.
It's time for the orgy to begin.
Okay, let's get that done.
Oh, look, Catherine.
You fixed
that there, didn't you?
Yeah.
Except it's still just a
rat's nest in the back.
It needs to pull maybe
you can help her, Marjorie.
Just pull it back, sweetheart.
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