We're dying to do that.
So, here we go right here.
Let's all say girl power.
- (LAUGHS) Girl power.
- Girl power.
Listen, I wish I was hip enough
to hang here with you all,
- but I've got to go deal with
- You're a busy girl.
- Tell Liz I love her.
- Oh, I will.
- Okay.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
- She'll love that.
Bye.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
a dreidel I will play
- The Brandeis Chigh-notes.
- Hmm.
Tonight we've got the
bowling alley appearance
and we can't have any more gaffes.
I got it! I got it!
The widow saw me filming
her and she got mad.
She called me some truly awful things.
- Oh, thank you, Satan.
- I think this is a game changer.
(APPLAUSE)
JUDY: Thank you all so much for coming.
RICHARD: Oh, my God, I got it.
I think I got it!
You know, I think I see
what happened there.
Richard, you good boy.
(LAUGHS)
I went to turn it on, but it was
already on, so I turned it off.
Then I went to turn it off, but it
already was off, so I turned it on.
(SIGHS) I had such plans
for you, Richard.
Congressman Baxter, I
completely believe you
about the whole men's room incident.
It sounded very plausible to me.
So I want to also wish
you a merry Christmas.
- Thank you so much.
- This is Paul Graves, purple state.
- He could go either way.
- Like Baxter.
I didn't know Jim Owens
was working for Graves.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that was
your one work friend.
Yeah, he wouldn't return my
calls after POTUS fired him.
Oh, come on.
It's been a long time.
Go talk to him.
- I can't.
I can't.
- Mike.
Madam President, everyone
knows I'm no fan of O'Brien,
but if I'm gonna cross party lines
in order to hand you the presidency,
I'm gonna need something big.
Okay, how big?
Why don't we go with Secretary of State?
Well, at least we know you
don't need big balls.
- Got large stones for sure.
- Right?
I think it's something
we might be able to accommodate.
- Excellent.
Then, Madam President
- Yes?
- you have my support.
- Oh, that's what I wanted to hear.
Thank you so much, Congressman.
Hey, enjoy the party, okay? Have fun.
Ooh, we got Graves.
- That was fantastic.
- I know it.
Oh, what about Doyle?
You promised him State.
- He knows I don't keep my promises.
- He should know by now.
Oh, I love your district.
And I love your district.
I love them both.
(LAUGHS)
- FURLONG: Hey, where have you been?
- What?
Turns out Nickerson
is back on the fence.
She said she never fully agreed
to endorse you or support you.
And I said maybe you'd remember better if
I fuck your brain through your ear hole.
- Then what did she say, Will?
- She's pretty furious about it, sir.
- Ben, you got to
- I'm on it.
Why is Tom over there
chatting it up with Jaeger?
- I don't know.
I'll handle it.
- No, no.
I don't need your subtle charm on this.
Bill, hi.
Just wanted to reconfirm that I
can still count on your vote.
Actually, Madam President, I've been
doing quite a bit of soul searching
and I'm afraid I need to
listen to my conscience.
Conscience? What the fuck
are you talking about?
After much prayerful consideration,
I have decided to abstain
from the upcoming congressional
tie-breaking vote in Congress.
- Abstain?
- Yes, ma'am.
But then no one wins, you dumbass.
I was warned that you would
say some hurtful things.
Okay, hold on.
Let me see if I
can just explain this to you
in terms that you might
understand, okay?
Let's say that your chief of staff
Nadia, is it?
- That's
- Okay, and she's down on her knees
and she's got your balls in her hand
and she's working your shaft
just the way you like it.
And moments before you're about to come
all over her stupid Slavic face,
she says, "Nyet, after much
prayerful consideration,
I have to abstain from
the upcoming blowjob.
"
Are you Nadia in this situation?
Just get out of my sight.
Oh, God, fuck.
- Okay.
- Let me guess, Jaeger's abstaining.
- Yeah.
- Nickerson, too.
Tom's not lobbying votes for O'Brien.
He's asking people to abstain.
What the fuck is happening?
If no one gets a majority in the House,
the vote goes to the Senate.
I
explained this on election night.
- I wasn't listening.
- Yeah, but obviously Tom was.
Tom James is an acknowledged master
of the Senate's rules and procedures.
So if it's up to the Senate,
Tom is our next president.
Well, he must be stopped.
Is it too late to get Doyle back?
- We forgot to invite him tonight.
- Okay.
- That's great.
- Tom!
Ma'am.
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