10. Groundbreaking (第6季)【完整台词】

1 Selina: And from the heady days of our third-place finish in lowa, we fought together for the dream of becoming the first woman president.

- ( applause, cheering ) - Whoo! But tonight tonight, the voters - of Illinois, Missouri, North Carolina - ( crowd booing ) Ohio, Florida, Texas, and the territory of Guam have said otherwise.

- God, I really thought we were gonna win Guam.

- And so, ahem - I have decided to suspend my campai - No! - Crowd: No! - Yes, I've decided to suspend my campaign.

Jesus, I need to get drunk and slop-fuck an intern.

I'm really sorry that I could not carry this one over the finish line - for all of you.

- And we can build this thing together - And as oh, my.

Wow.

- Standing strong forever - ( Mike chuckles ) - As devastating as this loss may be, you have not seen the last of Selina Meyer.

- Selina for you.

- ( crowd cheering ) All: Selina for you! ( theme music playing ) Jonah's mom: Jonie, look, I have a special treat.

- Hello, former Congressman Ryan.

- Oh, come on! - Richard.

- What are you even doing here? Well, your mom said you could use some Splett pep, so I brought you this.

See, the box is empty to show that all you need to be happy is right here.

- Well, that's stupid.

- Yeah, it was a waste of $30.

Look, save your pity, Richard.

In two years, I'm gonna run against my motard cousin, Ezra, who's been a congressman for, like, two days and he's already passed, like, 10 bills.

Well, two years is a long time.

I mean, you could petition for a recall if they weren't unconstitutional.

Wait, can I petition for a recall against Ezra? - Unequivocally, no.

- That's a great idea.

- That's awesome.

- Well, it was nice to see you.

I guess I'll see myself out.

Well, I don't know, as long as you're here you wanna play? I'll let you be Aquaman.

No tidal wave.

Does a rabbit need a yearly vaccination for myxomatosis? It does.

Well, maybe.

It depends on the rabbit.

- But, yes.

- Mom, can Richard stay the night? Can I please, Mrs.

Ryan? Oh, sure! I'll make waffles for breakfast.

- Mom, I don't want waffles! - Okay, then I won't make waffles.

Jaffar: Happy six month anniversary, my love.

- This belonged to my great-grandmother.

- Oh, my God.

My great-grandfather bought it for her with the money he made from his first major arms deal.

Wow.

Well, we'll have to see what I look like later wearing nothing but blood diamonds.

- Selina.

- ( chuckles ) Reporter: Here she comes.

Madam President! Madam President, Ambassador, are you two engaged yet? - Hey, guys.

- It's the woman who freed Tibet! Montez's numbers are tanking.

Is she gonna have to give up her Nobel Peace Prize? How come you never talk about your stay in Arizona? Oh, I love the Grand Canyon.

- That's not an answer.

- Man: Look over here! - Arizona? - Yeah, it was a spa.

It was just a spa.

( tires squeal ) - It's really nice.

- Gary: Hey! Whoo! - Hey, lookie, lookie! - Hi! Here she is, the most beautiful woman in the spa.

- Hi, Mom! - Watch your toesies, watch your toesies.

- Hey, baby! - Hi! - Boop-boop! - Hello, ma'am.

- Marjorie.

- Marjorie.

- Lovely to see you.

- Hi.

Yes, I'm gonna make you look pretty, okay? What's new? - You were here yesterday.

Yeah.

- That's right! They love you so much, they can't keep away.

Ma'am, that was a month ago.

Gary is humoring you.

- Okay.

Yes, ma'am.

- Gary, are you sure that this isn't too much medication? - People think we're married.

- I think it's the perfect amount.

How often are you visiting? - Oh, like, twice a day.

- A lot.

But not as much as I would like.

I got a place about three hours away.

Mom, how are you feeling? - Losing was just the best.

- Aw.

- Yes, it was.

- Really? Because politics has a sickness That's right, that's right.

- Catherine.

- That's right.

- And it's sick.

- How about some lipstick? - It's so amazing to hear you say that.

- Yeah.

Mom, we were thinking that maybe when you're feeling all better, that maybe you could come live with us.

- Yes, Mom.

- Oh, isn't that nice? You're beautiful.

Catherine, you are truly beautiful.

- ( laughs ) I'll have what she's having.

- You're beautiful.

- Mom, we have a surprise for you! - Knock-knock! - Oh.

- ( chuckles ) As soon as I heard what a vulnerable state you were in, - I got on the first flight.

- Hi, Andrew.

Okay, I'm gonna get the orderly with the big needles.

- Let's not do that.

- You look beautiful.

- Oh, okay.

- Marjorie: Oh.

- ( Selina laughing ) - That, uh Selina: Leon West will not let this spa thing go.

He's like a bald dog with a bone.

Well, ma'am, a buddy of mine works at the "Post" snack shop.

- He says Leon's on the outs.

- Really? The editors think he's lost all sense of objectivity, and he's eating Luna bars for women.

- Okay, see? He's unhinged! - Mm-hmm.

He's like this demented creep - who follows me around - ( door opens ) and gets all in my personal life and thinks about me 24-7, nonstop.