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- GARY: This is Sheikh Muhammed Hamid.
- Sheikh Hamid,
I am so sorry for your loss.
You did such important work together
- in the field of
- Human trafficking.
import-export.
My sympathies.
- Oh, scary.
- Oh, my God.
It's like six degrees
of Al-Qaeda in here.
I hope we don't drone this
place while we're in it.
- Okay, let's just go this way.
- Yes.
(GASPS) No, no, no, no, no.
That's Colonel Omar Al-Saleh.
He's a Sudanese warlord.
You cannot have a photo with him.
He's dressed like a doorman.
Oh, hey, Lu.
I've tried to call you many times.
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- The president wishes to express
- You know what?
I know that you speak English.
If you don't wanna talk
about Tibet, that's fine.
You can just say that.
You can be direct.
- (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- Good-bye.
- You don't just forget English.
- Mm-mm.
He just went full Chinaman on me.
Okay, this is Ambassador
Al Jaffar's nephew.
I know you! I didn't recognize
you with your little hat.
I'm I'm so sorry for your loss.
Oh, well, I have a dozen uncles.
- One less, more for the rest, right?
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
You know, I saw you
speaking to President Lu.
I wanted to express my sympathies
for how everything unfolded with Tibet.
Oh, yeah, well, tell it to
that ingrate, the Dalai Lama.
I guess he'll be thanking
me in his next life.
I would love to keep chatting,
but the Israeli Trade
Representative is headed this way.
So, let us hope to see each other again.
Let's hope.
- Madam, President, I'm sorry.
- Yes?
Mamnoon Akhtar from Pakistan would
like a photo with his brother.
- Yeah.
Shake?
- He's an ambassador.
- No, do I shake his hand?
- No, better not.
Okay.
Everyone say goat cheese!
- (SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Good!
CATHERINE: I'm nervous.
Should I go? Okay.
Mom, we have
some really exciting news.
Okay, Catherine, I think there's something
wrong with your microphone, honey,
because your voice sounds very whiny.
No.
I think maybe it's the
connection, so can you?
No, it's crystal clear
on our end, ma'am.
- Like Catherine's eyes.
- Oh, yeah, well, you sound the same.
Mom, Marjorie and I wanted
to be the first to tell you
Ma'am, you gotta see this.
- that we're pregnant!
- Oh, fuck!
- Mom?
- Oh, how could this happen?!
Show her the poster.
Look!
- BOTH: Congratulations, Grandma!
- Oh, yay!
- Maybe I can stop masturbating now.
- I can't no, no!
- Just hang up on her.
- Richard, no, no, no!
"Uproar over a photo that shows
former President Selina Meyer
smiling with Sudanese strongman
Colonel Omar Al-Saleh,
the 'Butcher of Juba.
'"
Omar Al-Saleh bombed his own people.
He is a bomber and a photobomber!
My international reputation is literally
the only thing that I have left now.
That is not true.
You
have amazing calves.
Okay, what are we gonna do here? I mean,
what is the opposite of a warlord?
- A peace lady?
- Yes, thank you very much, Richard!
Richard is thinking.
He understands.
We need a female hero that we can
wash away this warlord crap with.
And why don't you have
your phone right now?
I didn't bring it.
I don't have international data, ma'am.
Mike! Please!
Srey Lim, she's a Cambodian
rights activist.
- Perfect.
- Oh, she was born with no legs.
What? Well, that's not
gonna work, is it?
- I know.
- How can I even do a walk and talk?
I can't be with somebody
who's physically disfigured.
- I know you can't.
- It makes me feel sick, okay?
Umida Giyazde.
- She's an Uzbek free speech advocate.
- Fine.
Oh, no, scarred in an acid attack.
- Oh.
- You know, there's Daw Miya Khaing.
Oh, never mind.
She was executed.
- Unless no, that's crazy.
- Damn it, I'm roaming.
- I can't afford to roam!
- We got it, we got it.
Nyaring Ayun,
women's rights dissident
from get this the Sudan!
Oh, really?
Yeah, she's currently
under house arrest
for opposing the very warlord
who photobombed you.
- Oh, my God.
- Full quota of limbs.
- She's got a whole face.
- How do you take the battery out?
- That doesn't come out.
- As a girl, she was forced to undergo
the traditional female genital cutting.
Ugh, God! Well, that's not
gonna be on camera, so.
- Just set it up.
That's perfect.
- AMY: All right.
God, why am I downloading a movie?
Gary? I can't get this
okay, something's
- Let's flip you over.
- What? Oh.
Yeah, that's it.
We're not going
back now.
We're going to the Sudan.
- So I'm gonna need plenty of
- Of Purell.
I gotta find a Boost Mobile store.
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