4. South Carolina (第7季)【完整台词】

You're in charge.

Oh, I know.

I know.

I know.

Of course.

Can I make anyone a plate? (knock on door) What up, Mojo? When are you and I gonna have that pussy-eating contest? You have ten minutes.

I started timing the moment you knocked.

- AMY: Ma'am! So good to see you again.

- Amy! How is that baby? Must be gettin' big.

It's great.

So the reason that we are here is Yeah.

Congressman Ryan is considering stepping aside - and endorsing you - I want vice president.

- That's not negotiable.

- Let's go.

No, I'm willing to negotiate.

What about Department of the Exterior? Interior.

We're gonna negotiate against ourselves now, Amy? Amy, Amy, I mean (Selina laughs) Oh, God.

If Ellen had a little sister from China, it might help her bond with Mike.

Or, uh, I could bond with the new one.

Tell 'em about your big new job, Mike.

Oh, gosh, yeah! I have my own webcast on BuzzFeed.

I call it "McLintalk.

" A-L-K? It would be funny if you were American.

So, is Is everything all right? Just one last question, Mr.

McLintock, are you still close with President Selina Meyer? Full disclosure: She still doesn't like when I eat in front of her.

- Very good.

Very good! - WENDY: Very good! GANG-HUA LI: If you will just head down the hallway, we will have you sign the application.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- Mr.

McLintock.

- Yeah? I was wondering if you could deliver a message to President Meyer for me? Remembering things and reporting them back to people is not my strong suit, but I could write it down.

Please don't write it down.

Okay.

JORDAN THOMAS: My father started this youth center for one reason You gotta keep the kids off the streets.

That's right.

Gangs and What you need is more police protection.

As you know, the police are doing most of the shootings.

Yeah, well, the police are out of control.

Let me give you the rest of the tour.

- OK.

Huh?! - MARJORIE: Ma'am, last month a local eight-year-old boy was shot by police when his candy bar was mistaken for a gun.

And how was I supposed to know that? It was in today's Line-By-Line.

You know I don't read what you give me.

JORDAN: Thought I lost you! Let's continue the tour.

Come on, kids are waiting.

SELINA: Your father was such a great man, and you have inherited not only his good looks, but also his charisma! Now I'm blushin' and a little bit crushin'.

I would really love to be able to count on your endorsement this time around.

- Really? - Yeah.

- You're gonna make me say it? - Say what? (laughs) She gonna make me say it! We've got a sister runnin', ya know.

We got race in the race.

Praise Jesus! Yes.

Indeedy.

I, you know, (sing-songy) Progress! But your daddy used to say to me that I was the blackest white woman he ever met.

Can I tell you something? My dad said that to a lot of white women.

That was his move.

(laughing) Now you know.

Oh.

I would love to see you at services on Sunday, and I would love it if you would speak to the congregation.

Well, I'm I'm, uh, I'm pretty booked up.

No.

Just take it away.

AMY: Senator Talbot, we believe you are positioned to win the nomination, and we might be considering suspending Congressman Ryan's campaign.

Definitely the right move.

K-Jazz.

Ask me what's on my mind.

Fine.

What's on your mind, Congressman Ryan? I'm glad you asked, because my mind's on my money and my money's on my mind.

Laid back.

JONAH: I thought she'd be more I thought you'd be more familiar.

I mean, did you at least watch Martin? - "Damn, Gina!" - We should go.

What? She asked.

Just let us know if we can be of any help.

Could you give me HUD? Nobody cares about it.

It's like the fat girl of Cabinet posts.

Ma'am, the new anti-Kemi mail pieces just came in.

What the tragic mulatto fuck? Kemi looks like an albino.

And I'm so black, people are gonna start calling me articulate.

Hey, ma'am.

Presenting my first faith-based outreach video.

- MAN: Outreach.

Reaching out.

- No.

Okay.

Look, guys, if we're not getting the black vote, then we have to take a hard turn to the white.

Kent, how are we doing with non-college-educated whites? - Look at this.

- KENT: Underwater, ma'am.

Then how about college-educated whites? Uh, in South Carolina, that is not a significant slice of the pie.

Then we're gonna have to find a way with non-college-educated whites.

Like, what appeals to them What appeals to them? What do they want? Well, my polling shows their main wants are jobs, education, and an adequate safety net - Okay, not gonna speak to that.

- I'm not finished, ma'am.

"to be denied to African Americans.

" - (Gary's video playing) - My video could help, actually.

- No! - (gasps) Listen, we have to find a way to say those things without actually saying them.

- Like a dog whistle.

- Yes, exactly! Okay.

You could talk about charter schools.

Mention something Come on, that's like a dog whisper.

You could "reject" an endorsement from a pro-Confederacy group.

That's like a dog exploding space shuttle.